Grendel McEnema, a.k.a. Midi Party! a.k.a MIDI S. Words a.k.a. Gyümölcs Férfi a.k.a. D.J. Tanner a.k.a. Ike Myblonde a.k.a DJ Slampig
Influences
Mainly The Ricola Horn. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicooooooooooolllllaaaaaaa!
But also: Candleback, Nickelbox, Brahms, L7, Better Than Ezra, Buffalo Tom, White Lion, Whitesnake, Bedhead, Mr. Big, Coldplay (only the later albums--they sold out at first), Jesse Jaymes, Hum, The Killers w/ Phyllis Diller, White Hot Heater McGee and the Longstrokes, Mr. Underbokke and the Potion Castle, Trading Spaces w/ Edgar Springtime, oh... and of course...
Szarban vagy és a Vöros Macske Medve.
Sounds Like
The sound of three hands clapping. Greg McKenna, RM1x, Triton Extreme, Samples from CD's and Vinyl, ProTools, iTunes, MySpace.
I'm a shark on steroids, you're a goat with hemorrhoids.
No, but seriously. I sit in my castle all day and brood, and brood and brood, and brood and brood and brood, and brood and brood and brood, and brood and brood and brood, and brood and brood and brood, and brood and brood and brood, and brood and brood and brood, and brood and brood and brood, and brood and... make beats.
When I grow up I want to be a Putadicktomesiologist. (For the ladies.)
I'm transmogrifying this page to a hip-hop thing. The whimsical cartoon music wasn't hitting, c.f. "Door to Door Ice Cream Doctor" for Q.E.D. on that one.
All music composed by MIDI manipulation of melted NES audio engine.
I realize these tracks are a little long for demos. I'm outta the country right now. When I can put the touch on my gear again I'll shore them up... So you'll have to wait until the third verses for the drop outs and the the 3:40 mark of Get Yr Balls Out before the wicked boffo shredding part, and so forth.
This is my To Do list: Daddy needs rappers. Get at me.
Hey, how are you? I'm just stopping by to say what's up and let you know about this thing i got toady! Have you seen those ads for a free $500 Macy's Sodomy Card? man was I skeptical but I tried one last week, and today I got mine in the mail! Honest, this really worked, this is mine:
You should go and get one! All I had to do was enter my e-mail, social security number, and bank account info. That's all!! $500 buys a ton of sodomy, as you well know! LOL. I heard they're gonna run out so do it today.
Well, if you've got a wing-o, Take her up to Ring-o Where the waxies sing-o all the day; If you've had your fill of porter, And you can't go any further Give your man the order: "Back to the Quay!"
Chorus: And take her up to Monto, Monto, Monto Take her up to Monto, lan-ge- roo, To you!
The dirty Duke of Gloucester, The dirty old impostor Took mot and lost her, up the Furry Glen. He first put on his bowler And he buttoned up his trousers, And he whistled for a growler and he says, "My man!"
Take me up to Monto, Monto, Monto Take her up to Monto, lan-ge- roo, To you!
You see the Dublin Fusiliers, The dirty old bamboozlers, They went and got the childer, one, two, three. Marching from the Linen Hall There's one for every cannonball, And Vick's going to send them all, o'er the sea.
But first go up to Monto, Monto, Monto Take her up to Monto, lan-ge- roo, To you!
(Extra Verse not in the Luke Kelly Collection!) When Carey told on Skin-the-goat, O'Donnell caught him on the boat He wished he'd never been afloat, the filthy skite. It wasn't very sensible To tell on the Invincibles They stood up for their principles, day and night.
And they all went up to Monto, Monto, Monto Take her up to Monto, lan-ge- roo, To you!
Now when the Tsar of Russia And the King of Prussia Landed in the Phoenix Park in a big balloon, They asked the police band To play "The Wearin' of the Green" But the buggers in the depot didn't know the tune.
So they both went up to Monto, Monto, Monto Take her up to Monto, lan-ge- roo, To you!
