Battle Axe

Bio:

.. Battle Axe is a metal opera. It details the VOYAGEQUEST of a nameless SERF, who is liberated from his life as an OAR-ROWER on the BOAT OF SORROW, by a vicious dragon attack. Swearing vengeance for no good reason, our SERF protagonist swishes through the REALM OF POSIEDEN, washes onto the BEACH OF MYSTERY, and with his OAR-ROWERS strength, decimates populations of various beasts with a crude DAGGER HAMMER. Our blood spattered meso-hero arrives in the TOWN OF DESTINY, where finally a drunken GULLY DWARF bestows upon him a mighty BATTLE AXE, worthy of his retard strength. His VOYAGEQUEST has truly begun, as we chronicle his travels over the LAND BRIDGE en route to the TIME CASTLE. As he strives to cross the MOAT, ascend the SPIRE, and enter the PORTALHOLE, much malignant SWORDING takes place. Battle Axe is there every gory step of the way, screeching his story into your virgin ears.

Member Since:

December 18, 2006

Members:

Various minstrels including Mike.3- -Skooter- -Pete (turd) -Kenneth Fingers, Esq.

Influences:

Marty Malt, Vicious Sedom, Pecs, Ben Hard, Swirl, Megastadrone

Sounds Like:

The greatest metal opera in the history of the MEGAVERSE.

Record Label:

Unsigned