MySpace a place for friends

Yes, but I compensate by being very immature.

Smart, cute, not-altogether-straight ones. I'm not your typical run-of-the-milf.

These questions are all ultimately about membership. That is, what they're really wondering is whether I currently have a . . . um . . . member, ever had one, or will have one in the future. All I can say is a real lady never reveals her membership status, much less imparts her poonanny chronicles, to someone with whom she hasn't become properly acquainted. If, however, you do get to know me in the real world, I'll be only too happy, even out in public, as friends will testify, to let you put your hand all the way up my skirt . . . and clamp that snoopy hand securely between my puissant thighs for the rest of the evening, releasing it at last a crushed, bloodless, and odoriferous bloom.

Ha . . . Ha. . . .

I would've written "writing music," except that I rarely undertake actually to write it down. Some hasty garageband-driven recordings of mine can be heard here.
I did actually write out and arrange the wedding music when I got married, in a previous century. I've posted some movements from the parodic Latin mass — hissy recordings of an under-rehearsed orchestra and choir before a midwinter audience of tuberculars in a chilly echo chambe — i mean, of loved ones at the university church. Among the movements are the dreamy, not to say soporific, Semper Ubi Sub Ubi (get it?) and the rather more sprightly, not to say unnecessarily loud and busy, Callucallei/Frabjus Dei Reprise

sexy as hell,   john

wild cam shots   Visionary Consultant

Your a dude,an ugly one too.I can see your five O'clock shadow,your gross ,be honest with people scum bag.Your a man so be one!   Mark

nice pic hot legs   mike

CUTE PICS VERY SEXY
M/46/NH   matt

i would love to get naked wuith you and lick ya whole body!   Boston's Finezt

Subject: stunning
Body: Thank you for sharing your beauty   Ben

Subject: Greetings from Germany
Body: Hi Mika,
I found your profile by in myspace.com accidentally. I like your photos, you are a very beautiful woman.
Best wishes from Germany   Werner

P.S. Please excuse my bad english

Subject: WTF???
Body: You look like that guy from silence of the lambs.   SPUD

Subject: Hey want to cum....
Body: Hey, how are you? I hope you do not take offense to this, but I was wondering if you would consider having phone sex with me. You are very hot, and I like your pics! If this is something you would consider, please let me know. Thanks.    Jason

hello i am a m/w/bi/m 39 would you like for me to have sex with you.   kevin

i was wondering if u are into younger guys. because i am into older women. and u are beautiful.
i hope to hear from u soon   HENRY

Cute pic's what are you up too.   Schrick

your a guy dont fool yourself   Don Banks

I just wanted to let you know that I came across your page and just thought you were an absolutely beautiful...are you into younger guys?   Hooooooooo-Kiiiiiiiiiiid

hello i hope you dont mind me saying that you are one the most beautiful females i have ever seen in my life and i would realy like to add youi as a friend   ronald

hello how are you? you have a really attractive prof. pic and just wanted to stop in to give you that compliment. i am a 29m from allston and wanted to stop in to give you that compliment    denis

Date: Sep 15 2006 4:12 AM
Subject: MMMMMMMM
Body: GOT HOT WIT THAT PICTURE U HAVE.CORSETTE ONE.OR WATEVER U CALL IT.PLUS UR BIG KISSABLE LIPPS.MMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMM ANYTIME BABDOLL
   DANCE WITH ME

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Date: Sep 15 2006 5:04 PM
Subject: RE: RE: MMMMMMMM
Body:

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>From: Mika
>Date: Sep 15, 2006 1:59 PM

>thanks! that's sweet!

>m.

ur very welcum hotstuff.i enjoyed loooking.;-)~ hehe

   DANCE WITH ME

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Date: Sep 15 2006 5:34 PM
Subject: OH NO WAYYY
Body: FUK THAT.I THOUGHT I WERE SUM UGLEE ASS WOMAN I COULD GET PICTURES FROM,NOT A FRIKKEN MAN.JEEESH SICKO..DERANGED IDIOT.
   DANCE WITH ME

HEY FAGGOT...YOU HAVE A PENIS...GET OVER IT    TREVOR

one of those long drawn out myspace trips where you end up at a profile and you have no idea how you got there. tonight you were the end of my road...actually i am a one time philosophy major so i think i made my way to you through wittgenstein....anyway you have a wonderful profile. definitely the most original and interesting person i have seen on here in a long time. Cheers!   nick

Subject: hey
Body: do u have any naughty pics?

Jesse Eddur 

Subject: In Lust
Body: You had me at wet thighs-want to know more beautiful!

Paul 

Subject: No Subject
Body: hello! likes you ! licks ......
your many times sexual climax !
forgives me. thanks .

abc 

Date: Jan 15, 2008 10:26 AM
Subject: RE: you
Body: I love looking at you,you are so sexyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Date: Jan 15, 2008 10:10 AM
Subject: RE: you
Body: You are very welcome GOURGOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

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From: Mika
Date: Jan 14, 2008 11:14 PM


thank you, again!
xo,
mika

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: paul
Date: Jan 14, 2008 8:49 AM

You look so AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Date: Jan 12, 2008 2:40 PM
Subject: WOW
Body: God you are so HOT looking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

paul 

Sep 23, 2006 8:01 PM
Subject: No Subject
Body: would you like to exchane bodies fluids ?

EDWARD