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Mike Blejer: Comedian/Infrequent Myspace Updater
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25 years old
Alexandria
United States



Last Login: 10/16/2009
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BioI was born. And then I learned some things. And then I made some things of my own.
WebsiteMikeComedy.com
InfluencesSteven Wright, Demetri Martin, Mitch Hedberg, Woody Allen, Steve Martin, George Carlin, Eugene Mirman, Paul F. Tompkins

    Mike Blejer: Comedian/Infrequent Myspace Updater's Interests
GeneralI like seeing new things, and seeing old things in new ways.
BooksFinite and Infinite Games, Calvin and Hobbes, Lolita, Sandman, Ubik, Watchmen
HeroesMy sister watches it. Ask her.

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Status:Single
Zodiac Sign:Aries


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   Mike Blejer: Comedian/Infrequent Myspace Updater's Blurbs
About me:
I do not care much for myspace because it craps out whenever I try to do anything worthwhile with it. Consequently, I don't update it. The calendar here isn't really accurate, nor is any of the other information up to date (which technically makes it disinformation).

for something that is slightly more... good... please check me out online at: MikeComedy.com

Who I'd like to meet:
People who believe that they are worth meeting. Especially when they're right.

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Eric I

Eric I



Apr 27 2009 2:55 PM

THANK YOU, *MIKE*, for letting me pimp my AMAZING *FREE* Admission show here, so YOUR fan club can come out, see a great FREE Admission show & VOTE FOR YOU, so you can move one step closer to TAKING $500 straight outta my wallet!

WHEN: *THIS* WEDNESDAY, APRIL 29th

TIME: 7:00 SHARP! until 8:50-ish

WHERE: OCHI'S (@ COMIX)

ADDRESS: 14th Street b/t 8th & 9th

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Come to support this amazingly fun show THIS WEDNESDAY @ 7:00;

Introduce yourself to me (I'll be easy to spot!)

And *YOU* get a nop-strings-attached, AUTOMATIC BOOKED SPOT FOR a future CONTEST SHOW on a date of YOUR CHOOSING - which gives YOU a shot at winning $500 CASH, AND BRAGGING RIGHTS!

Fun, fun for everyone!

Thanks in advance for supporting and enjoying this fantastic show with a line-up featuring MANY Top-Notch Comics with TV credits!

FOR FREE!

*AND* *YOU* Get a Spot on a future show automatically, just for showing up and laughing your ass off!

This is a WAY better deal than extending your penis up to 8 inches for 4 easy payments of $19.99!

See You At Ochi's at 7:00 o'clock on Wednesday, Ready To Laugh!

- Eric I
Emo Philips

Emo Philips



Apr 12 2009 9:12 PM

MERRY EASTER!
Emo Philips

Emo Philips



Apr 7 2009 7:44 PM

It was a great pleasure working with you, Mike! I am not being sarcastic.
Lady of Perpetual Astonishment

Amelia Vreeland



Dec 15 2008 12:56 AM

Fair enough. It would be extremely amusing. I'll start now, send you fifty cuts of it, and we'll edit together.
I'll start my complaints moving from the general and to the specific: humankind, the government, my parents, and finally and most importantly, myself.
Lady of Perpetual Astonishment

Amelia Vreeland



Dec 15 2008 12:46 AM

I would love to get involved. It was the tentative plan. But if I understand correctly, it is generally you giving advice to people, and I feel like I already bitch more than enough via the internet, and putting it in video format would be detrimental to my mental health. I'd watch it over and over again, scrutinizing, and have to make another video asking you to advise me on how to make a better video asking for advice. Haha.
Lady of Perpetual Astonishment

Amelia Vreeland



Dec 14 2008 9:56 PM

I just found your Joke of the Day (yes, capitalized because it is a proper noun) recently, and am super disappointed to hear you're only going to do it for a year. How can we change this?

And it is silly, and I'm sure it isn't the point...but the FAQs Joke of the Day that talks about not being able to have a question that is a declarative statement: have you ever seen/heard of Taylor Mali?
http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=SCNIBV87wV4
Eli

Eli Sairs



Jul 7 2008 2:54 PM

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Crystal-Nicole

Crystal-Nicole



May 12 2008 7:18 PM

thanks for the add funny man.
;)
Live Humans in DC - The Variety Open Mic

Live Humans in DC - The Variety Open Mic



May 10 2008 3:09 PM

Live Humans in DC - The Variety Open Mic

Live Humans in DC - The Variety Open Mic



Apr 21 2008 1:54 AM

Aparna Nancherla

Aparna Nancherla



Apr 16 2008 7:04 PM

hippie earthday!
Live Humans in DC - The Variety Open Mic

Live Humans in DC - The Variety Open Mic



Mar 31 2008 9:32 PM

Live Humans in DC - The Variety Open Mic

Live Humans in DC - The Variety Open Mic



Mar 20 2008 5:18 PM

Hi Mike - here you go!
-Andy
Andy

Andy



Mar 10 2008 1:39 AM

Hey, here's the flyer - shrunken some.
-Andy
joseph

joseph



Mar 2 2008 3:28 PM

ok i will let you know when i have some time away from the dina. i loved the abortion joke you did!! i think i saw it about a week ago.
Eli

Eli Sairs



Feb 15 2008 5:11 PM

am i happy that the spoon drawer is full....or sad about everything else...

maybe? i dunno. great premise though.
Eli

Eli Sairs



Jan 27 2008 7:35 PM

up for another writing session soon? cant say i have any new jokes, but im sure ive got some concepts scribbled down that it would help to flesh out.
DC Comedy: 4 Now

DC Comedy: 4 Now



Jan 21 2008 4:01 PM

Thanks for recommending Reader's Digest. I love it!
John Conroy

John Conroy



Dec 1 2007 6:56 AM

good show last night and good luck on sunday, Show that easel who's boss
Lu

Lu



Oct 1 2007 2:05 PM

I watched your video recently. You're really funny. I don't wanna sound shocked but, um, you sounded like a real comedian. + 1 million kudos.

Also, I would like a t-shirt that says "Long, Cold, Hungry Picnic." (Was that your quote?)
Big Pate

Big Pate



Sep 21 2007 6:11 PM

Good times at Dremo's the other night!
Keep killin'em!
Eli

Eli Sairs



Sep 18 2007 11:44 PM

i might do that, once i get more than 6 mins of material. you have a philosophy degree too? could you tell me what the shit i should do with mine?
JohnX

JohnX



Sep 6 2007 8:45 PM

Keep doing your thing Blejer. Rock and Roll.
Sharon

Sharon



Jul 19 2007 2:40 PM

Dear God, your flip chart ROCKS!
Mike

Mike



Jul 1 2007 12:43 AM

Love it, Love it, Love it. You should end your "sign of the times" with the same sign you started with.
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