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Mike Burton
"Whatever"

Male
44 years old
ENCINO, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 9/24/2008
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   Mike Burton's Comedian Bio
BioMike started standup comedy 17 years ago in Chicago, since then he’s appeared in 45 States, none of them altered. He’s also appeared in over 40 countries entertaining the U.S. Military. Most recently two tours to Afghanistan, which landed him the role as host of the new upcoming TV series “Dog Tag Comedy, Live from Afghanistan”. He’s been seen countless times on CBS’s The King of Queens, a regular on Comedy Central and NBC’s Friday Night Videos. You also may have seen him in the movie Stuck on You, appeared regularly on Galavision and SI TV and over 40 National Television Commercials. His ability to adapt to any situation and involve the audience into his act has made him a very sought after Corporate Comedian as well. He will incorporate the company’s business and employee’s into his act. Personalizing the show connects Mike with the audience immediately, and keeps them rolling until it’s time for them to go back to the real world. Aside from performing at Private Events, he’s helped hundreds of people overcome fear of public speaking. Private coaching is done on a very personal level. Not only using people’s strength’s while speaking and trying to capture the audience, but also using people’s weaknesses to their advantage. Incorporating humor into one’s speech has many positives. Relaxing the Speaker, and engaging the crowd are key elements to a successful speech. Making it entertaining will have the listener wanting to hear more. Another facet Mike has brought to the corporate world is punching up already written speeches with humor. Once again, personalizing the speech, instead of just delivering a message will captivate an audience on a whole new level. If it’s a lecture you think may not be as engaging as you’d like, call Mike and he will make the connection for you.
WebsiteMikeburtoncomedy.com
TV ShowsThe King of Queens, Comedy Central, NBC's Comedy Showcase, the movie Stuck on You, NBC's Friday Night, Que Locos, SI TV, countless commercials, Also created Dog Tag Comedy, sending two National Headlinging Comics to Afghanistan every month.
Albums"I haven't slept since I was 5" and "The Ultimate Wingman"

    Mike Burton's Interests
GeneralMost sports, Ultimate Fighting, Krav Maga, good food, good friends, good family and good comedy.
MusicNeil Diamond, Billy Joel. Do you have a problem with that? Classic Rock.
MoviesYoung Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, Big Night, October Sky, Field of Dreams, Monsters Inc., All Clint Eastwood Westerns, Schindler's List
TelevisionStudio 60, Daily Show, Gray's Anatomy, Ultimate Fighter
BooksAnything that there's Cliff Notes on.
HeroesMy Parents, Walter Payton

     Mike Burton's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Chicago
Body type:5' 8" / Athletic
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday


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   Mike Burton's Blurbs
About me:
http://comedy.myspace.com/

I'm 42, but really immature. Standup Comedian, and damn good actor. I also teach Krav Maga Motherfucker!
Who I'd like to meet:
Everybody

   Mike Burton's Friend Space (Top 23)
Mike Burton has 5715 friends.
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Don Barnhart





Sep 14 2008 12:00 AM

Hey Mike,
Where the hell are you??? Hope you are doing great!
DB
Lisa Corrao





Sep 14 2008 11:03 AM

:)
Lisa Corrao





Sep 17 2008 1:27 PM

Good news, Ivan found a faberge egg...you know what that means.
RockCandy





Aug 22 2008 5:11 AM

Mike! I miss you and your hairy ass... I mean back! I really, really miss you!
Julie McCullough





Jul 27 2008 8:13 AM

Hey Mr Burton... Where are you? How are you? xo, Julie
Samantha





Aug 1 2008 6:02 PM

Hi love kins! Did you get home yet or what!?
Lisa Corrao





Jun 27 2008 5:31 AM

Burton,
Me and the 1813 Tapioca filled Potato Sack, Pumpkin Headed, Hooch Moochin MerMonkey miss you to death.
Love,
Me
*BRI*





Jun 19 2008 9:32 PM

hello Mr. Burton.... just wanted to dro by and say hello.
Brian E. Kiley





Jun 3 2008 1:55 PM

Hey Mike!I hope things are going well for you. Any plans on performing in Tennessee again this year?
-Brian
www.brianekiley.com
annie





May 16 2008 1:51 AM

Mike B, WE miss you guys..Its been crazy busy but please invite us to your next show!
*IT'S TAZ BITCH!!*





May 6 2008 1:07 AM

HA HA BAWSTON WAS FUN AND IT WAS FUN PICKIN I MEAN SEEIN U AGAIN!! MAYBE ILL C U IN LA SHORTY!LOL J/K
Chazonator





May 9 2008 2:05 PM

OMG you won't believe how this live show turned out. Please tune in again next week. Send me a witty comment and let me read it and show your cool pic on my next broadcast! If you miss any episode, you can see it on my profile page any time.
Hot Time Harv's Rollercoaster of Kicks





May 10 2008 11:03 AM

Howdy Mike!

Funny Stuff! Keep em laughin' and thanks for taking a ride on the Rollercoaster of Kicks!

Cheers . . .

"Hot Time" Harv McFine
Lisa Corrao





May 3 2008 11:31 PM

When are you coming back to Florida?
MATIN ATRUSHI @ COMEDY STORE, 10/15 (WED) - 8PM





Apr 17 2008 8:56 AM

Cool hanging with you bro, we will have to do it again real soon.
Erica





Apr 4 2008 6:07 PM

Sooo ... I just wanted to thank you for saving me from being raped and killed by the guy who was hiding in my house with a gun and knife last night in my dream. Yeah, I kicked his other 4 bad-guy buddies' asses w/ my mad Krav skills, but he was too fast for me and got away. Thank goodness I realized that since I don't know knife/gun defenses yet, I should call you to save the day. Why I didn't call Sensei, I'm not sure. You're such a hero, Burton. ;) At least in my dreams. Lol!!! :)
Julie McCullough





Apr 3 2008 11:17 PM

xoxo hope you're well Mike ;-) funny bunny love xox, Julie
justmegan [Writing/Recording!]





Mar 20 2008 1:41 PM

~Mike...
thanks for the friendship!
have a rockin' weekend!
best wishes, and stay in touch!
*big hug* luv.jm.

HAPPY EASTER!!!
Julie McCullough





Mar 23 2008 6:27 AM

Happy Sacred Day Of The Bunnys Mike
;-) xo, funny bunny love and laughter from North Carolina, I'll be home next week ;-) Julie
Daniel Grandbois





Mar 15 2008 2:55 PM

"These little stories are delicious." -Rikki Ducornet
Thank you.
Lisa Corrao





Mar 12 2008 3:17 AM

I can totally beat you up, sucka!
Samantha





Mar 14 2008 10:23 PM

Someone is having fun in the sun while I'm sitting in mid-terms!!Must be nice being the funny guy ;) Love you anyway..xoxox
Catherine





Feb 17 2008 7:59 PM

Hey Mike!
Hope all is well. When are we going to train again. Good stuff~!
Catherine
Cheryl





Feb 12 2008 11:59 PM

Hey Stranger! How ya been? Any plans of coming to Vegas anytime soon? I would like to see ya!
Sograte BBQ - Catering and Competition BBQ Team





Feb 4 2008 6:02 PM

Super Bowl is over, time to get back to work.. Hope you have a great week!
Triple L





Jan 29 2008 6:45 AM

what up big mike how you been hope the gigs are still going well just wanted to drop a line a say whats up take care see ya the next time your in tahoe peace
John Heffron





Jan 24 2008 11:11 AM

Dude, you got any good stock tips?
Butch Bradley





Jan 21 2008 8:05 AM

Mother eagle
I have love for you in a way that no other man would understand!
The Ostrich
Renee





Jan 20 2008 4:20 PM

what a fight, i'm just sorry i missed the festivities after!
Lisa Corrao





Jan 17 2008 4:54 PM

It has been too long, mister!! We need to get the band back together for a show in 2008. Miss You!!!
xo
Lisa :)
Ellis Charles Holdren The Third™





Jan 15 2008 5:51 PM

HEY MY GOOD BUDDY
Man I'm glad that I FINALLY found you on myspace bro...Its been forever since I've seen ya man...but if theres one tip of advise i can give ya when your here in Tahoe again...Don't play number 17 HA
how the blue hell have you been, any new jokes...I've been braggin about you to my girl that your the funniest thing to pop out of a womb..she doesnt belive me so when your up here next you have to make fun of her LOL
My singin is goin REALLY well...but im sure that you already figured that
My lil bro Blake wants to be a stand up cause of you and i'll tell you someting hes funny as shit...you have to add him..hes my 2nd friend on my top 8 or whatever the hell it is....damn myspace
get back to a brotha would ya and kick some ass on the road and if you ever come up with a token cowboy joke use my name ok...THE CHAD
later brother
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