Mike Cannon has been blowing his way to the bottom of the Comedy Industry for the past two years. With his incredibly sharp wit, and perky ass there is no limit to how far he can go. Seriously his ass is ridiculous. If he was gay (on a regular basis), guys would be lined up around the block to tap it. Every time he steps on stage, Mike provides an energetic performance not for the faint of heart. He regularly plays major clubs throughout New York City including, Comic Strip Live, Broadway Comedy Club, Stand Up NY, New York Comedy Club, Eastville Comedy Club, Ochi’s Lounge at Comix, and Triad Theater to name a few. He’s also available for back alley H parties, events sponsored by the Duke Lacrosse team, and basically any place that serves alcohol. Mike is constantly working on his act, whether it be writing for his famed personal blog, trying jokes out on his friends, or bothering strangers on the subway for loose change or a sandwich. Comedy is his life, and he is dedicated to make the majority of you laugh and the rest of you squirm. Be sure to check out the constantly updated performance schedule on his blog page. So without further adieu, Ladies and Gentleman, I present you with Mike Cannon.
Website
mikecannonmtff.com/blog
Influences
Jim Carrey, Sam Kinison, Mitch Hedburg, Dave Chappelle, Jim Norton, Dave Attell, Louis C.K.
Mike Cannon's Interests
General
Convincing myself that my alcohol abuse and rampant pot smoking is not an actual problem, but actually the life blood to my comedy.
Music
Yeah I smoke a blunt while I'm gettin' brain,
Put my Finger in her BUTT while I'm gettin' brain,
Yeah I'm nasty bitch, WHAT Lil Wayne.
Movies
Television
Books
What's Happening to My Body?
Mike Cannon's Details
Status:
In a Relationship
Here for:
Networking
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
The RoCK
Body type:
6' 1" / Slim / Slender
Zodiac Sign:
Aries
Smoke / Drink:
Yes / Yes
Education:
College graduate
Occupation:
Pediatric Gynecologist
Income:
$30,000 to $45,000
Mike Cannon's Schools
Suny College At Geneseo
Geneseo,New York
Graduated: 2007
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Journalism/Media Studies
Clubs: Nigel Skit Comedy TV Show, Best Drinker Ever Club, I Made People Really Uncomfortable Until They Gave Me A Diploma - Club
HAHA YEA IT PROBABLY LOADS QUICKER ON YOUTUBE. YEA I JUST GOT MARRIED AND HAVE BEEN BUSY WITH GETTING LIFE TOGETHER SO NOW I'VE JUST STARTED GETTING BACK INTO STAND-UP AFTER 2 MONTHS AWAY FROM IT. I DON'T HOST ANYMORE BUT I WENT BACK TO THE COMIC STRIP LAST NIGHT. IT WENT WELL. JUST BEEN WORKING ON NEW SHIT.
