Mike Cardella
Mike Cardella
"The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think." - Horace Walpole

Male
29 years old
LAS VEGAS, Nevada
United States



Last Login: 7/6/2009
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    Mike Cardella's Interests
GeneralYoutube.com - playing Pac Man - Chevy Chase, Bill Murray and Gene Wilder movies - treating rent-a-cars like I'd never treat my own - train wrecks.
MusicNirvana - Modest Mouse - The Brian Jonestown Massacre - Arctic Monkeys - System of a Down - MGMT - Neutral Milk Hotel - Rage Against the Machine - Deftones - The White Stripes - The Hives - The Strokes - Justin Timberlake - The Shins - Regina Spektor - The Stones - M.I.A. - Led Zeppelin - Tool - Pearl Jam - The Postal Service - Radiohead - The Beatles - The Smashing Pumpkins - Black Moth Super Rainbow - Porno For Pyros...
MoviesDIG! - Pulp Fiction - Fight Club - Closer - American History X - The Dark Knight - Bowling For Columbine - V for Vendetta - What the Bleep Do We Know? - There Will Be Blood - The Secret - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - Waking Life - Forrest Gump - Cool Hand Luke - City of God - Brokeback Mountain - Labyrinth - I Heart Huckabees - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory - Old School - Anchorman - The Jerk - Night at the Roxbury - Life of Brian - Planes Trains and Automobiles - National Lampoon's Vacation - Grandma's Boy...
TelevisionRobot Chicken - Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Office - The Whitest Kids U Know - Wonder Showzen - Three's Company - Comedy Central - VH1 CelebReality (I love train wrecks!)
BooksA New Earth: Awakening To Your Life's Purpose - Truth in Comedy - Tuesdays With Morrie - Improvise - Bertrand Russell on God and Religion - DMT: The Spirit Molecule - Sam Shepard plays - Charles Bukowski
HeroesMy mother - Marilyn Manson - Eckhart Tolle - all the illegal aliens who have been protesting as of late who have proven to me that our will to protest the government is not completely dead - Doug Stanhope - Joe "f'n" Rogan

     Mike Cardella's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Buffalo Grove, IL
Body type:5' 10" / More to love!
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Buddhist
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:Door Host - Actor - Comedian

   Mike Cardella's Networking
Nightlife - Marketing - Promoter
Door Host to the nightclubs in the Palms Casino.
Television - Talent - Comedian
Always telling the truth.
Television - Talent - Acting
Always lying.

   Mike Cardella's Companies
The N9NE Group
Las Vegas, NV US
Door Host

September '05 - Present
Second City
Las Vegas, NV US
Student/Performer

February '07 - August '08
Improv Olympics
Los Angeles, CA US
Student

March '08 - Present



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   Mike Cardella's Blurbs
About me:


I seem to be the last of the Mohicans of 20 something males who didn't own a MySpace account yet and I've finally given in to the Jesus Juice. [shakes fist] I am a Door Host at the Palms' nightlife venues (Ghostbar, Rain, Playboy Club & Moon) every Thurs-Sat so mark your calendars, stalkers. If you'd like to be set up for the guest list or bottle service at any of those venues on any night of the week just let me know. Ok, I know what you're all saying, "Alright salesman, we've already got a Flobee.. now get back to making us laugh." Well I'm fresh in a relationship so I'm not looking for any hot cyber model from Fiji who phone fcuks me as I please. Maybe one day I can live the MySpace dream too. [crosses toes] Welcome to all that is Mike.
Who I'd like to meet:
A monotheistic God (to see if even he believes he exists), any children I have running around barefooted that I don't know of (I would've bought you shoes, unlike your whore mother), fitness celebrity John Basedow, Ric Flair, my first girlfriend from kindergarten, Marilyn Manson, and the person who is going to give me my big break.

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Mike Cardella's Friends Comments
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Jul 16 2009 12:23 PM

*KISS KISS BANG BANG*

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ZOOGUNNER





Jul 10 2009 1:05 AM


KAY





Jul 5 2009 4:04 AM


WISHING YOU A WONDERFUL EVENING!!
ZOOGUNNER





Jul 5 2009 12:42 AM

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!

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Jul 4 2009 6:15 AM

hey buddy! Have an awesome 4th!!!!
Jina





Jul 3 2009 5:19 PM

Have a great 4th!!!
~Stats~ "Dawn"





Jul 3 2009 4:25 PM


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Mike I hope you are continuing to have the time of your life out there in Sin City. Enjoy the day and have a wonderful celebration. Enjoy your friends and be safe while doing it..:o)xoxoxo
Aubrey





Jun 24 2009 4:02 PM

Hey Michael,
Im flying to Vegas this weekend for a shot gun trip. Aqua Vi is hosting a party at the Palms friday day. I will arrive later that night. Hit me up. aubreyclark99@yahoo.com
ZOOGUNNER





Jun 22 2009 8:48 PM

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Jun 15 2009 5:54 PM

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Have a beautiful day! :) smiles..xoxox
Deana





Jun 11 2009 2:33 PM

hey fancy pants! how you be?
~Dorian~





Jun 10 2009 5:53 PM



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Smiles...wishing you a bright beautiful day today:) thank you for your friendship..xoxox!
☠Leona☆ ☆LYNNEVE☠





Jun 5 2009 8:04 PM

HELP A SISTA OUT! :-)
Vote for me!


I AM IN THE SPYONVEGAS HOTT 100 CONTEST!
VOTING IS EVERY 2 HOURS,
24/7 FOR THE WHOLE MONTH OF JUNE.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME WIN THIS!!
Patricia





Jun 3 2009 7:00 PM

Thanks for being such a sweetheart!
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MzHalo





May 23 2009 10:40 AM

Good seeing hunny ;) missed you xoxo
MISS PEACOCK





May 21 2009 8:30 AM

Whats going on Mike? how you be??we should catch up soon! seems theres been some changes. I know you have busy weekend next week for sure. smiles & hugs!!!
~*CRaZy♥BeAuTiFuL*~





May 20 2009 4:30 AM

Hey you! Just droppin by to say hello...hope all is well with you! Take care Mike ;)
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May 19 2009 10:45 PM

pacman is blocking my view and so is that guitar!!! thanks for the add sexy man. keep in touch!
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May 12 2009 6:35 AM

Oh man this is a trip..check it out!;P


Hugs,
~ Susan
JROC





May 4 2009 10:45 PM

Cinco De Drinko
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May 2 2009 12:10 PM

Hey Hi Mike,

Check out this vid it's to funny! Oh, I'm waiting for you to post some vids of your act..
Swine Flu prevention and safety, h1n1, swine flu news

Miss you and I hope all is well with your awesome life! I am working in San Francisco this summer so if your out that way text me and we'll check out the comedy shops..they are pretty cool! I still pop in on Vegas so when @ Palms I stop in to say ...WATS Upppp? ;D

HugZZz,

Your real friend;D
~Susan
.kelseykristine.





Apr 29 2009 2:38 PM

Come and see the play adaptation of Dead Man Walking!

Opens next week Wed-Fri at 7PM and Sat.
at 2:30PM
Tickets are $5 for students and $7 for adults

It will be held at Canyon Springs High School on 350 E. Alexander Rd, North Las Vegas, NV 89032.


**The premiere of Dead Man Walking is about a convicted rapist/murderer who is counselled by a nun (ahem) who gets involved in his story as he sits on death row.


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Dont miss it!!
xoxo
Rebecca





Apr 29 2009 4:38 AM

Hey Mike...just wanted to say aloha!
MzHalo





Apr 28 2009 3:15 AM

Hey I miss my bro... whats up? I'm headin out to Vegas this weekend are you still at the Palms???






Apr 26 2009 9:32 PM

Happy Hot Sunday to you...

xo
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