Mike Heffernan

Hi! Just wanted to make sure all my friends know that my new erotic horror novel THE 13TH is now in stores everywhere! I hope you'll check out this debauched and demonic horror ride!

There's even a website devoted just to the book, with an interactive map of the places and characters at www.the13th-horror.com.

Edward Lee called THE 13TH "A double-barreled shotgun blast of macabre entertainment -- an expert amalgamation of grotesquerie, eroticism, mystery, and pitch-black occult horror that no fan of the genre can miss."

And Gary A. Braunbeck said, "John Everson's The 13th is the first out-and-out horror novel in a long while to actually scare the **** out of me while reading it. It's stylish, extremely well-written, filled with richly-drawn characterizations, and boasts a labyrinthine plot worthy of Umberto Eco. Trust me -- this one will fry your nerves and break your heart."

Thanx for adding me, and nice to meet you outside of Silverthought.

Cheers--

--Dudgeon (editor) Satirica: An Anthology of Satirical Speculative Fiction, Summer 2008, Cowboy Logic Press.

Hey Mike Heffernan, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're $$WORTH$$!

Also...

Just adding a little twist to this game. The owner of Doorways, at the end of each week, will win a free copy of the current issue. The owner at the end of each month will win a year subscription. I will check at midnight, May the 18th, to see who the first winner is.





Let the buying begin...


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werd 'em up

merry ho ho.
smooches from the mine

thanks for checkin' us out, mike!

hope you like what we're doing.

let friendship ring!

… IS ALMOST HERE!!!
TAKE A SNEAK PEEK AT …


Is there someone there? Is there someone there?
Come talk to us tonight.
We’re asking for the dead to speak.
It’s only us, my wife and me.
Come tell us how you died.

The oracle moved about the board,
A figure-eight reply.
The oracle started slowing down, then stopped … above the Y.

Tell us more; tell us more, spirit sailing free.
Tell us how you died tonight.
Tell us when you died tonight.
Tell us what brings you here tonight.
Keep spelling it for me.

The figure eight continues, and around the board it moves.
It’s slowing down, it’s slowing down.
Come, spirit, talk to me right now.
Tell us tonight, because we want to know …
Then the oracle stopped on the letter O.

You’re coming in so very clear,
Now tell us why you’re roaming here, on this dark and stormy night.
Speak to me, speak to me,
Travel through this board to me.
Tell us why you sleep tonight beneath your resting tomb.
Speak to me, speak to me, speak to me now.
Then the oracle stopped on the U.

Y-O-U, Y-O-U, this isn’t making sense.
You spelled out YOU is this what you meant to do?
Then the oracle stopped on YES.
My hands were sweating. My knees were shaking.
My wife had glanced up, hesitating,
While I just sat there, concentrating,
Recalling what I knew.
This cannot be. This cannot be.
Then the oracle spelled out S-U-E.

---Continued in my blog

Thanks for the add! GUD (pronounced "good") is a print/pdf magazine of 200 pages of genre and literary fiction, poetry, and a splash of art. :) Take a peek at our lineup and teasers; any one story, poem, or article is yours for the asking, just to give you a taste! If you're a writer or artist, check out our submissions guidelines; and if you've published, consider sending us something for review!



$3.50 PDF, $10.00 Print.

Hi there, Mike. Thanks for the add request.

Tacos!

(that's what I say instead of "cheers")

So how are you? If you haven't already, please check out my latest book:



It's called "Ugly Heaven" and it is set in a weird version of Heaven. It is published alongside Jeffrey Thomas' "Beautiful Hell" about his version of hell. Take care.

Hi Mike. Thanks for the add!

~~~~~Yvonne~~~~~