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Mike Holmes
Stand-Up / Jokes / Jokes
Why you wanna run around talkin’ ’bout puns like I ain’t got none?

Male
29 years old
Los Angeles, CA
United States



Last Login: 7/15/2009
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   Mike Holmes's Comedian Bio

    Mike Holmes's Interests
GeneralI'm interested in stand-up comedy and writing other things comedy. I'm also interested in the creation of the Universe and the meaning of life. But I'm focusing on the comedy.
HeroesI prefer "Lost"

     Mike Holmes's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Waterloo, IA
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:Some college
Occupation:Stand-up Comedian

   Mike Holmes's Schools
University Of Iowa
Iowa City,Iowa
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

1999 to 2003
University Of Missouri-Columbia
Columbia,Missouri
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

1998 to 1999
West High School
Waterloo,Iowa
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
 

1994 to 1998


Mike Holmes's Clips [View All Clips]
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Mike Holmes @ Chicago Underground Comedy
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Mike Holmes @ Twelve Shiny Nickels
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Mike Holmes presents Fidelity at Gimme a Minute
Mike Holmes presents Fidelity at Gimme a Minute rating
Our God Is Awesome God @ The Lincoln Lodge
Our God Is Awesome God @ The Lincoln Lodge rating
 

   Upcoming Gigs
Jul 20 2009 10:00P
The Auld Dubliner Tustin CA
Aug 19 2009 8:00P
Ed Galvez Punk House Santa Monica CA
Aug 21 2009 8:00P
Winston’s San Diego CA
Aug 27 2009 8:30P
Skinny’s Lounge North Hollywood CA
Sep 15 2009 9:00P
Lestat’s San Diego CA

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   Mike Holmes's Blurbs
About me:
I was born in raised in Waterloo, Iowa. I now live in Los Angeles where I write and perform stand-up comedy. I’m also a contributor for the comedy site blerds.com. That’s about it. I’ll let you know if anything exciting happens.

www.blerds.com
Blerds.com: 8 Mile (Remastered)

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Who I'd like to meet:
Tiger Woods' caddy. Jerry Seinfeld's pilot. Michael Jordan's bookie. And Steve Weibe.

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Mike Holmes's Friends Comments
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The Ed Galvez Punk House





Mar 21 2009 2:52 AM

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Mar 4 2009 10:25 PM

Mike!! Sup Holmie? =)

Will I see you this Friday??
mcg The Source





Jan 24 2009 4:19 AM

hey! i thought you never signed on anymore!! however, i do like the quote.
12 Shiny Nickels





Jan 24 2009 1:06 AM

www.twelveshinynickels.com
www. twelveshinynickels. com
"andy & lindsey''





Dec 20 2008 10:51 PM


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Dec 17 2008 12:05 AM

Hey Mike, looking forward to this Friday, can't wait to have ya back.
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Adam Gobeli





Nov 29 2008 8:31 PM

I wish i could have made it to your show last night but i had to work. I heard ya killed it though. Hope you had a great Thanksgiving.
Hallalugeh Hollaback
Gobi Revival
Anne





Nov 26 2008 3:12 AM

I will be with BKales in Colorado for Thanksgiving. Super sad to miss your show. I have spoken to some people that are seeing the show and they have never seen you. I told them I have had the pleasure a lot and they are in for a show. I hope you will be performing around Xmas time. I love you honey....Good luck!
Nick Rutherford





Nov 20 2008 11:24 PM

Woah. I just got that comment. Its been a while. Since I checked comments, and since I've seen you....

What happened between us?
Comedy Coalition





Nov 12 2008 10:07 PM

Mike, we're so happy you were a part of the showcase at the Improv last night.
You were craazzsssy great!
Gothryn





Nov 12 2008 8:54 PM

just stopping by to watch you goof on marshall....hilarious. ok, back to work.
Mike Burns





Nov 11 2008 12:00 AM

Amber Tozer





Oct 12 2008 3:05 PM

so great to see your set the other night. i think you may have inspired me. maybe. yeah. ok. see you around!
peace,
Amber
mcg The Source





Oct 11 2008 5:07 AM

Kacie





Oct 3 2008 10:07 PM

Hi Mikey, hope everything is going well.
Can't wait to see you over Thanksgiving!! Miss you!!
Stacy





Sep 24 2008 4:24 AM

Hi Mike! How was the hangover? Haha that was a fun night
PoliRock





Sep 21 2008 9:49 PM

Happy Birthday!
Shannon Hatch





Sep 21 2008 7:48 PM

sleep it off.
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life's a joke


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Sep 20 2008 9:29 AM

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HeyShow.TV





Sep 20 2008 6:53 PM

hello, Mike Holmes

i want 2 sing a song 4 u

happy birthday 2 u..
happy birthday 2 u..
happy birthday 2 u..
happy birthday 2 u....................

don't forget 2 make 3 wishes b4 blowing out 18 candles..

@__________________^

((( www. Heyshow. TV ))) , Let's giggle for internet !
RooftopComedy.com





Sep 20 2008 11:06 PM



Happy birthday from RooftopComedy!
Mike Burns





Sep 20 2008 9:12 PM

Happy birthday from me and the Gang!
Brooklyn





Sep 20 2008 7:30 PM

Happy Birthday Michael!!
danny





Sep 20 2008 4:25 PM

happy birthday brother. hope your life is well.

love danny carroll
Becky





Sep 19 2008 5:05 PM

Just in case my plane crashes tomorrow on my way back to LA...HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MIKEY! I LOVE YOU! And if still alive, I'll try my best to make your party.
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