Noner
General Info
Genre:
Stand-Up / Improv / MainstreamAlbums

Website
noner.comBio
Noner reaches audiences of all ages with his storytelling stand-up comedy and animated stage performance. Notoriously known for ad-libbing his lines in theater classes throughout his school years, Noner brings his quit wit and spontaneity to the stage for a show that keeps an audience on its toes. See Noner as he continues to tour the country doing stand-up comedy and searching for the perfect burrito.
When Noner's not traveling the country on comedy tours, he can be found performing at some of the top NYC Metro area Comedy Clubs such as the Improv, The Stress Factory, New York Comedy Club and Carolines On Broadway
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Members

It's pronounced:
KNOWN-ERA good time spent with good friends and good grog! You just laugh and laugh.
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Influences
Latest Blog Entries
- May 8, 2010 3:23 AM Friday night DVDs with Good Luck Chuck
- Sep 16, 2008 2:43 AM Super Mario Rescues The Princess: Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade
- Jan 4, 2008 4:27 PM Half-assed cookies and Popeye arms
- Dec 4, 2007 7:07 PM chocolate bologna
- Nov 29, 2006 10:45 PM Watching crazy Potter
Bio:
Noner reaches audiences of all ages with his storytelling stand-up comedy and animated stage performance. Notoriously known for ad-libbing his lines in theater classes throughout his school years, Noner brings his quit wit and spontaneity to the stage for a show that keeps an audience on its toes. See Noner as he continues to tour the country doing stand-up comedy and searching for the perfect burrito.
When Noner's not traveling the country on comedy tours, he can be found performing at some of the top NYC Metro area Comedy Clubs such as the Improv, The Stress Factory, New York Comedy Club and Carolines On Broadway
Noner loves retro style, 40's lounge & 50's rockabilly and swing dances when he's not being hit on by the lay-days. He works in marketing in the real world and then escapes to Bikini Bottom with a few beers.
Noner also holds the world record for consecutive games of Mario Kart without going to the bathroom.
Call 1-900-Luv-None for all of my secret thoughts and get a free egg roll with every call.
Don't forget to check out the Noner website for more random fun!
Member Since:
December 23, 2004Members:
Me, Myself & I.
Influences:
Bill Cosby, Jerry Sienfeld, Dave, Attell, Dane CookSounds Like:

It's pronounced:
KNOWN-ER
A good time spent with good friends and good grog! You just laugh and laugh.
Here is the VIRTUAL NONER 3000!
Record Label:
Nonerville EntertainmentMusic
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About me:
Who is Noner? A Lover, A Fighter, A Comedian and A Noner. Lay-days love him and men want to be him. It's not hard to see why. Mike Noner reaches audiences of all ages with his storytelling stand-up comedy and animated stage performance. Notoriously known for ad-libbing his lines in theater classes throughout his school years, Noner brings his quit wit and spontaneity to the stage for a show that keeps an audience on its toes. See Noner as he continues to tour the country doing stand-up comedy and searching for the perfect burrito.Who I'd like to meet:
Frank SinatraDetails
- Status: Single
- Hometown: Pequannock
- Orientation: Straight
- Zodiac Sign: Cancer
- Children: Undecided
- Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
- Education: College graduate
Interests
General
Stand-up comedy, swing dancing, rockabilly music, retro things, the rat pack, WWII aircraft pinups, pin up artists, sailing, skiing and breedinng goldfish to take over the world.Music
Movies
Television
Books
The Zombie WarsHeroes
U.S. Military, Fire fighters, Police
Schools
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Ramapo College Of New Jersey
- Mahwah, NEW JERSEY
- Graduated: 2002
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: Bachelor's Degree
- Major: Marketing, Film
2000 to 2002



















