Noner
Stand-Up / Improv / Mainstream
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It's a curse being this sexy!
Male
29 years old
Pompton Lakes, NEW JERSEY
United States
Last Login: 10/26/2009
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Mood:
drained
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Noner's Comedian Bio
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Noner reaches audiences of all ages with his storytelling stand-up comedy and animated stage performance. Notoriously known for ad-libbing his lines in theater classes throughout his school years, Noner brings his quit wit and spontaneity to the stage for a show that keeps an audience on its toes. See Noner as he continues to tour the country doing stand-up comedy and searching for the perfect burrito.
When Noner's not traveling the country on comedy tours, he can be found performing at some of the top NYC Metro area Comedy Clubs such as the Improv, The Stress Factory, New York Comedy Club and Carolines On Broadway
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Don't forget to check out the Noner website for more random fun!
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It's pronounced:
KNOWN-ER
A good time spent with good friends and good grog! You just laugh and laugh.
Here is the VIRTUAL NONER 3000!
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Noner's Interests
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| General | Stand-up comedy, swing dancing, rockabilly music, retro things, the rat pack, WWII aircraft pinups, pin up artists, sailing, skiing and breedinng goldfish to take over the world. | | Music | Jump Blues, Rockabilly, Swing, Punk, alt, used to like emo but now it all sounds the same, lounge, electronica | | Movies | Dumb and Dumber, Lord of the Rings and anything that stuff blows up in or has people running away from things | | Television | 24, Lost, Survivor, Amazing Race, Dancing with the stars, Heros | | Books | The Zombie Wars | | Heroes | U.S. Military, Fire fighters, Police |
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Noner's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Pequannock | | Zodiac Sign: | Cancer | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Undecided | | Education: | College graduate |
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Super Mario Rescues The Princess: Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade
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Half-assed cookies and Popeye arms
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chocolate bologna
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Watching crazy Potter
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Pluto is still my hometown planet!
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About me:
Who is Noner? A Lover, A Fighter, A Comedian and A Noner. Lay-days love him and men want to be him. It's not hard to see why. Mike Noner reaches audiences of all ages with his storytelling stand-up comedy and animated stage performance. Notoriously known for ad-libbing his lines in theater classes throughout his school years, Noner brings his quit wit and spontaneity to the stage for a show that keeps an audience on its toes. See Noner as he continues to tour the country doing stand-up comedy and searching for the perfect burrito.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Frank Sinatra
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