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Noner
Stand-Up / Improv / Mainstream
Noner It's a curse being this sexy!

Male
29 years old
Pompton Lakes, NEW JERSEY
United States



Last Login: 10/26/2009
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Noner reaches audiences of all ages with his storytelling stand-up comedy and animated stage performance. Notoriously known for ad-libbing his lines in theater classes throughout his school years, Noner brings his quit wit and spontaneity to the stage for a show that keeps an audience on its toes. See Noner as he continues to tour the country doing stand-up comedy and searching for the perfect burrito.

When Noner's not traveling the country on comedy tours, he can be found performing at some of the top NYC Metro area Comedy Clubs such as the Improv, The Stress Factory, New York Comedy Club and Carolines On Broadway

Call 1-900-Luv-None for all of my secret thoughts and get a free egg roll with every call.

Don't forget to check out the Noner website for more random fun!


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It's pronounced:
KNOWN-ER

A good time spent with good friends and good grog! You just laugh and laugh.

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    Noner's Interests
GeneralStand-up comedy, swing dancing, rockabilly music, retro things, the rat pack, WWII aircraft pinups, pin up artists, sailing, skiing and breedinng goldfish to take over the world.
MusicJump Blues, Rockabilly, Swing, Punk, alt, used to like emo but now it all sounds the same, lounge, electronica
MoviesDumb and Dumber, Lord of the Rings and anything that stuff blows up in or has people running away from things
Television24, Lost, Survivor, Amazing Race, Dancing with the stars, Heros
BooksThe Zombie Wars
HeroesU.S. Military, Fire fighters, Police

     Noner's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Pequannock
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:College graduate

   Noner's Schools
Ramapo College Of New Jersey
Mahwah, NEW JERSEY
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Marketing, Film
 

2000 to 2002


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Super Mario Rescues The Princess: Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade  (view more)

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About me:
Who is Noner? A Lover, A Fighter, A Comedian and A Noner. Lay-days love him and men want to be him. It's not hard to see why. Mike Noner reaches audiences of all ages with his storytelling stand-up comedy and animated stage performance. Notoriously known for ad-libbing his lines in theater classes throughout his school years, Noner brings his quit wit and spontaneity to the stage for a show that keeps an audience on its toes. See Noner as he continues to tour the country doing stand-up comedy and searching for the perfect burrito.
Who I'd like to meet:
Frank Sinatra

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Darren Marlar

Darren Marlar



Nov 29 2009 6:43 AM

Hey, Noner - check out my comedy newsletter for December!

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K Hearts FSP

K Hearts FSP



Nov 2 2009 3:59 PM

if you need a good laugh check out my song Chapstick... its hilarious
K Hearts FSP

K Hearts FSP



Oct 6 2009 2:12 PM

hey i finally got my mixtape up... you can download it from my page. I put my hottest beats on there... its worth checking out.
★ Mook™

★ Mook™



Sep 5 2009 2:36 AM

WADUP IM MOOK A HAVE U HEARD THESE YET?

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JoshPranks



Mar 17 2009 2:37 AM

Hey, what's new?
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Big Apple Burlesque



Feb 23 2009 8:05 PM

This Wednesday, February 25th, 8:00pm - Big Apple Burlesque's hit Noir Musical is Featuring the One and Only-


BARONESS!


The Baroness is coming out to play with us! So Shine up your Latex and Enjoy the Ride!


THIS Wednesday, February 25th at Corio
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Meg

Meg



Jan 1 2009 4:49 AM

Best Wishes for a Happy 2009!
Meg

Meg



Jan 1 2009 4:48 AM

Best Wishes for a Happy 2009!
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Nov 25 2008 2:25 PM


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GOD BLESS ALL OF YOU AND YOUR FAMILIES AND THANK YOU FOR BEING FANS OF OUR MUSIC AND THE DUPREES THOUGH OUT THE YEARS
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Sarah

Sarah



Jul 20 2008 12:43 AM

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Noner... get on my team and let's go kick some arse :D

Rob

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Jul 16 2008 12:39 PM

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Join Rob's Mob!

Dan Vollmayer

Dan Vollmayer



Jul 10 2008 3:12 AM

whens the next jewish ymca gig?

Meg

Meg



Jun 20 2008 3:48 AM

Happy 1st official day of summer! Well...almost. It begins at 759 pm friday.
:-D
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Trish Basanyi



Apr 25 2008 2:12 PM

hey! cool pic, huh? haha i found that in the dancing archives, it was at the Copa when we went with your folks that one time.....good times!
Queen of Sharks

Queen of Sharks



Apr 9 2008 10:25 PM

:) 4 +
THE HUMP DAY MIC @ N.Y. Comedy Club!!!

THE HUMP DAY MIC @ N.Y. Comedy Club!!!



Apr 1 2008 2:46 AM

THANKS FOR THE ADD!!!
Robin...shes all the sauce, half the calories...

Robin...shes all the sauce, half the calories...



Mar 31 2008 1:46 PM

hahaha! Peanut Butter.
That was funny oh no! How ya doin'?
Cathy

Cathy



Mar 22 2008 1:02 PM

I still have the glasses! How's everything going with you?
Catmama

Catmama



Mar 18 2008 2:15 AM



Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Michael Hutchins

Michael Hutchins



Feb 4 2008 10:38 PM

Just swinging by to say hi and take a moment to check out some of my new photos!

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Choice

Choice



Jan 28 2008 11:15 PM

Hey, This is Choice, Jersey Citys Bad Boys of Acappella. Stoppin by to show some luv. Visit our page, and hear our music just posted!!
Cheers, from Choice!
lol wed nights at 255 tapas lounge no cover charge

PHat COmedy



Jan 22 2008 6:08 PM

"COME OUT AND SUPPORT PHAT COMEDY. 3 WEEKS LEFT TIL WE MOVE THE TUESDAY SHOW TO SUNDAY AT TWISTED TACO. AND JOIN US EVERY WEDNESDAY AT THE FUNNY FARM COMEDY CLUB"
Ashley Blair™

Ashley Blair™



Jan 16 2008 10:57 PM

thats sweet :)
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Mark Wasyl



Jan 13 2008 2:44 PM

Glad to Infect!


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Christina Bernabe



Jan 11 2008 9:12 PM

Noner..

xoxo

Christina
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