I was just a boy when the infidels came to my village in their Blackhawk helicopters. The infidels fired at the oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by by the fire of black liquid death. In the midst of the chaos I could swear I heard my goats... screaming for help. As quickly as they'd come the infidels were gone. It was on that day that I put a jihad on them. And if you don't believe it... then you'd better kill me now... cause I'll put a jihad on you, too.
Listening to Heart Shaped Glasses Right now & thought of you. It is one of my favorites songs and I may not have ever heard it if you had not sent me a link to it. Miss you.
I want to see pirate costume pictures! I am not Juan's friends so I can't view them from there. Have you put them on your page? If not you should, or at least email them to me.
There is something I want to get off my chest. It's about that summer, when you went away to community college. I got an offer to do Playgirl Magazine, and I did it. I did a full spread for Playgirl Magazine. I mean spread man, I pulled my butt apart and stuff. I was totally nude. it was weird, I... I mean you probably didn't hear about it because I went under the name of Mike Honcho. But I just wanted you to know that. If you can hear me, if it got into your brain somehow. That I spread my buttcheeks as Mike Honcho.
MIKE!!!!!!What's up man!!!!I love your fuckin' default, LOL!Too funny!!! I'm glad you found me and yes it has been quite sometime =) I've been super lost, but let me know what's up with you. I hope your doin' well. What r u up to these days? TTYS!!!MUAH!!!
