Crazy Legs [two pinecones short of a social life]
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"Day after day I'm more confused, so I look for the light in the pouring rain..."
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22 years old
Rockford, Illinois
United States
Last Login:8/20/2008
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| General | Likes: friends, MUSIC, stand-up comedy, movies, concerts, video games, billiards, sports, Chicago, Chicago sports – Bears, Bulls, Cubs, PSYCHOLOGY, Jones Soda, Uncle Nick's, coffee, croquet, Circuit City, Borders, road trips, cooking, miniature golf, bar hopping, go karts, IKEA, lava lamps, a good party, ping pong, ESPN, 1990’s grunge, chicken wings, BEER PONG, television sometimes, ribbing & chinese-ing, Buffalo Wild Wings, road signs, blowing shit up, BUFFALO WILD WINGS, hot sauce, Orbit gum, fishing, board games – chess, Monopoly, Risk, Mountain Dew, people -- notably women -- with a sense of humor, "Smoke Free Illinois," relaxation, Barack Obama, an Obama/Edwards ticket, driving around, Spring Gardens, my iPod, weekends, 'SEX, DRUGS, & ROCK N' ROLL', a good pair of slacks
Dislikes: MTV, mohawks, pink shirts, popped collars, classes, homework, tests, BACKSTABBERS, shallow people, organized religion, techno, letdowns, Ozzy Osbourne,mosh pits, George W. Bush, the religious right, hockey, "intellectually-challenged" people, emo kids, DRAMA, Keanu Reeves, reality television, BEST BUY, Canadian border patrol, Wisconsin drivers, Indiana, DEER, Relient K, ANIME, arrogance, Bacardi 151, political commercials, sappy love songs, celebrities, Bill O'Reilley, William Shakespeare, Quentin Tarantino, Logli's, the police, Deadsy, Paris Hilton, school, the Olympics, modern Nickelodeon, Mike Judge, snow, Stephen A. Smith, organized religion, Dubuque (51% of the time), extreme conservatives or liberals, Michigan & Iowa left turns, Tom Cruise, racists, King of the Hill, retail, movies with sappy happy endings, most rap, Mitt Romney, Mike Huckabee, Hillary Clinton, Ralph Nader, luck, highway patrol, close-mindedness, hypocrisy | | Music | The Best:, Hurt, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, System of a Down, Alice In Chains, Tool, Pantera; The Rest:, 30 Seconds to Mars, A Perfect Circle, The Bloodhound Gang, Breaking Benjamin, Buckcherry, Cheap Trick, Chimaira, Cold, Coldplay, Collective Soul, Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Doors, Eric Clapton, Flaw, Foo Fighters, George Thorogood & The Destroyers, Guns N’ Roses, Incubus, Iron Maiden, Jimi Hendrix, Johnny Cash, Journey, Judas Priest, Killswitch Engage, KoRn, Led Zeppelin, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Marilyn Manson, Metallica, Mushroomhead, The Offspring, Pearl Jam, Queen, Rage Against the Machine, Rammstein, Red, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Rolling Stones, Seether, Sevendust, Shinedown, Skid Row, Soundgarden, Staind, Static-X, Tenacious D, Three Days Grace, Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers, Tool, Old U2, Unloco, The Who
Comedians: Stephen Lynch, Mitch Hedberg, Jim Gaffigan, Dane Cook, Lewis Black, Jay London, George Carlin, Ron White, Dave Mordal, Alonzo Bodden, Steven Wright, Eddie Izzard, Demetri Martin | | Movies | ANCHORMAN: The Legend of Ron Burgandy, Anger Management, Bad Santa, Beerfest, BOONDOCK SAINTS, Bruce Almighty, Catch Me If You Can, Clerks, Clerks II, Collateral, Crash, THE DARK KNIGHT, THE DEPARTED, Dodgeball, Donnie Darko, EuroTrip, 40 Year Old Virgin, The Godfather Parts I & II, Grandma's Boy, The Green Mile, Happy Gilmore, Iron Man, JUNO, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, KNOCKED UP, Lucky Number Slevin, Meet the Parents, No Country for Old Men, Office Space, Old School, Red Dragon, Runaway Jury, Shaun of the Dead, SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, The Silence of the Lambs, Snatch, Super Troopers, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, There Will Be Blood, Tommy Boy, V For Vendetta, Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, Waiting..., Wedding Crashers, xXx, BEER PONG THE MOVIE | | Television | House, M.D., The Office, My Name Is Earl, Family Guy, CSI:, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, How I Met Your Mother, Last Comic Standing, Early Edition, The Simpsons, Sportscenter, American Dad, Robot Chicken, That 70s Show, Mythbusters, Scrubs | | Heroes | Mitch Hedberg
Robert Downey, Jr.
Brian Griffin
 William Petersen
 Hugh Laurie
 Jim Gaffigan
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We eat Toast, I know Brent Pierson, Mitch Hedberg 1968-2005
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Crazy Legs [two pinecones short of a social life]'s Details
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| Status: | Single | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Stillman Valley, Illinois | | Body type: | 5' 6" | | Zodiac Sign: | Aquarius | | Smoke / Drink: | No / No | | Children: | Undecided | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | Rockstar |
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About me:
Random Facts:
I am the world's biggest punchline.
I love music.
I am a sarcastic idiocy machine.
I also love my friends, more than anything else, actually.
I am perfectly comfortable with being labeled an underachiever.
I once killed a fly on a wall with a piece of cheese.
I am the keeper and entrepreneur of the famed Midwest Sign Mecca.
I am one of those idiots you'll see at Perkins, Steak N' Shake, IHOP, or Spring Gardens at 3 am.
I am a retired car saran-wrapping fiend.
I have a refined passion for sleep and leisurely activities – including naps.
I am graduated from college in May and am still hoping to move one step closers to sipping mojitos on the gulf coast.
I have a "unique" sense of humor - a mix of one liners, sarcasm, and cynicism - some people love it, some hate it.
No one truly understands me completely, and I like it that way.
I am an Illinois driver; therefore, I am a better driver than you.
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