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Mike Schmidt
"Seriously?"

Male
100 years old
CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 7/7/2008
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   Mike Schmidt's Comedian Bio
WebsiteMikeschmidtcomedy.com

    Mike Schmidt's Interests
GeneralI'm very interested in typing my interests into a box.
MusicI'm a big fan.
MoviesI prefer to call them "Films" or "Moving Pictures."
TelevisionThe drug of a nation.
Booksare filled with words.
HeroesMichael Madsen and my mom.

     Mike Schmidt's Details
Status:Married
Orientation:Straight
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:I don't want kids


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"The 40 Year Old Boy": Yeah, It's New, What Of It?  (view more)

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   Mike Schmidt's Blurbs
About me:
Now on iTunes: Mike Schmidt’s podcast, "The 40-Year-Old Boy." And by Mike Schmidt’s, of course, I mean mine. That third person thing is tough to shake. You’ll always be able to hear the latest episode here, but subscribe in iTunes if you can; nothing wrong with making Steve Jobs think I’m a hitter.
Who I'd like to meet:
All of you! Wait, maybe not all of you...

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Mike Schmidt's Friends Comments
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Murph





Jul 3 2008 4:47 AM

About the purse... Let's just say that as someone who tried to use similar logic on someone in my past, it made for a very miserable breakup. (intentional on her part.)


However, Justice must be served. She gets to keep the purse, but must wear it like a hat whenever she goes out.
Tiffa & Jessa 'Election 08' {vote for us}





Jun 25 2008 3:32 PM

my husband and I listened to your podcasts on our 5 hour trip to NC and I almost crashed the car several times due to the fact I momentarily stopped breathing from laughing so hard. You are hilarious! Thanks for making me laugh!
Roy





Jun 19 2008 7:25 PM

"Grease your squeak" might be the funniest thing I've ever heard.
Joe





Jun 19 2008 11:49 AM

Awesome podcast! Pee-your-pants funny. Put a mike on Lili.
David





Jun 15 2008 10:36 AM

Ep 12 was awesome...Who killed an angel? I'll be usin' that.
Maggie





Jun 12 2008 7:15 AM

Definitely let your wife keep the purse (after all it lights up!!) and the tickets. She deserves it living with you for how many years?....
Karen





Jun 10 2008 7:46 AM

Great Humor here...It might be the start of the 2nd demise, and Episode 11 will be the reason.
Drew





Jun 9 2008 1:35 PM

I love the podcast keep it up
ErOcKa





Jun 9 2008 9:16 AM

Coooooome oooooon...let her keep the purse AND the tix...I mean, she put up with you when you were "fat Mike" for goodness sakes! :-) much love!!!
Pat Summitt Fan





Jun 7 2008 6:13 PM

thanks for adding me
cindy
David





Jun 1 2008 2:35 AM

Episode 10 is the best yet, Mikey...eRocka and I loved it!!! And fuck whoever emailed you and said stop doing the "You remember..."fill in the blank! You have no idea how many rat bastards are pullin that shit these days, I merely have a problem coming up with whoever they toured with when I try it! I can pull an obscure band, but tend to fuck up the year...digression proceed<<<<

Love the show Michael G!!!
mike





May 31 2008 9:01 AM

Mike Pod Cast 10 was truly awesome and everytime I think I like the one before you come out with an even better one. A lot of my friends have started listening to you as well. Have a great weekend. I really liked episodes 8, 9, and now 10!!!
Jared





May 29 2008 1:22 PM

Love the Podcast. I got my wife hooked on it as well. This is probably a silly question, but have you seen any of the Van Halen shows on their current tour? I saw them last Friday at MSG and it was amazing!
mike





May 28 2008 3:15 PM

Mike you have the best pod cast out there and I have told all my friends Memorial Day Weekend to listen and pick up your Pod Cast. Keep up the good work!
Jack Inferno





May 26 2008 2:14 PM

Larry Bagwell? Are you sure you don't mean Jeff Bagwell? I mean we are talking baseball here right?
Jack Inferno





May 22 2008 5:06 PM

honesty
comedy
and some other -dy's that i haven't thought of yet

ladies and gentlemen
Mr. Mike Schmidt

"damn thats funny"
rich the singer guy
jack inferno
Daniel # 75





May 22 2008 5:20 PM

hey i am a fan form nnf and folled you to your podcast you are very funny whene you talk about your mom on your podcast thanks for bringing the funnys
Elizabeth&Donald





May 18 2008 10:25 AM

You threw a cat?! I love you and your podcast
ErOcKa





May 16 2008 4:31 PM

About to kick back with a cold one and enjoy your latest podcast with my baby...AHHHH can't wait! :)
Jack Inferno





May 3 2008 1:23 PM

what'd we all do to get the ol' skunk eye anyway?
Murph





Apr 26 2008 8:16 AM

Loved the Peoria story on your recent podcast! At Brewsters we never had any excitement like that!
David





Apr 25 2008 3:33 AM

Mikey Mike! Episode 5 is the shiiiiit!!!!! Love it, man, and no more volume issues to speak of this week. Thank Eric for us! Oh, and congrats getting out of Riverside!lol!
The Comedy Film Nerds





Apr 18 2008 8:47 AM

Mike Schmidt is the Grey Fox of comedy.
John Roe





Apr 10 2008 6:12 PM

You were filled with a sense of foreboding after leaving the range because you missed the target so badly, you actually hit someone in Uganda. Don't worry, it was only a flesh wound.

The podcast cut off after "I actually started going to therapy".
Eric Butterfield





Apr 6 2008 9:19 PM

Count me Out!
Karen





Apr 4 2008 7:01 AM

All nude pod-cast, count me in!

The Agile Wife.
John Roe





Apr 3 2008 10:15 AM

Hey, podcast 1 was uncomfortable with just you alone, but 2 was great. Probably just pilot jitters.

The only problem was your voice kept speeding up like you were being recorded on cassette and someone was lightly pressing the pause button at random times. I'm sure you must be doing it on digital but I've never had that problem on my digital recordings so I don't know what to tell ya.
Lili VonSchtupp





Apr 3 2008 7:52 PM

Are you doing the show in your underwear?

Inquiring minds want to know!

xo,
Lili
Hoppy





Apr 1 2008 9:11 PM

Mike, I loved the debut podcast thanks for doing it!
Matt





Apr 1 2008 9:04 PM

Love the new podcast. Keep it up. Can't wait to hear more.
Christopher





Mar 31 2008 6:21 PM

I love the podcast, so damn quick witted and hilarious. Serious gold, Mike.

I'm looking forward to when you start shooting the shit with some guests (possibly?)!
Jack Inferno





Mar 28 2008 9:08 PM

Yeah Mike!!! Ya Gotta Love it!!!
El Conquistador





Mar 28 2008 6:35 PM

Schmidty, Glad to here you back on the Podcast airwaves. Idea for the the second show, one word "HELICOPTER"
Lili VonSchtupp





Mar 28 2008 11:51 AM

HA! I loved it. Especially when you made fun of that guy who interrogates the waiters! LMAO!!

You are live on iTunes too!!!!

XO,
Lili
Graham





Mar 28 2008 6:32 AM

No free agents and sticking with Grossman, really?
Tracy





Mar 27 2008 7:50 PM

Yeah on the podcast Mike!!!! Finally!!!
Miss_Fonebone





Feb 14 2008 10:46 PM

Woot woot & big ups for my "My Generation" game show Partner... Happy Valentine's Day to you & the lovely Mrs., too! :) :) :)
Brian





Feb 7 2008 8:01 AM

Schmidtty! You're an insanely funny dude. Keep it up! I can't wait to see more media clips on your website.
Al Romas





Jan 29 2008 12:58 PM

Just stopping in to see what Mike Schmidt is up to...okay, gotta go.
Paul Jay


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Jan 23 2008 11:02 AM

Your set last night was so good it made me wanna punch a cop!
Jack Inferno





Dec 7 2007 11:51 AM

Merry Christmas Mr. Schmidt!! and to your lovely wife too!
Eric Butterfield





Dec 6 2007 11:51 PM

Bonus Schmidtty! Tuesday Online Tonight? Hooray!
soJi





Nov 24 2007 2:56 PM

Thanx for coming out last nite!!! it was really great to see you!!!! i dont know if u like punkrock that much.. but i still wanna go see some cool band with you!!!
Addo





Nov 11 2007 11:02 AM

i think ive been suffering from shmidt withdrawl
Jack Inferno





Nov 1 2007 9:05 PM

Happy All Hallows Day!
(all Hallows Eve was yesterday!!)
Jack Inferno





Nov 8 2007 1:27 PM

You sir are a funny man!!!
Just want you to know that I have not forgotten you sir!
Corinne





Oct 19 2007 9:53 AM

Have a great weekend "Mr. NFL & The Hot Gal" ;)
Karen





Oct 15 2007 7:46 AM

I want to go to a Gay Bar, Gay Bar, Gay Bar..........well.

Love #1 Wife
The Rizzle





Oct 13 2007 7:34 AM

Mike, thanks for the add and thanks for getting back at my email's too.. So much for the Phillies and Cubs movin on... bullshit...
mike toomey





Sep 26 2007 10:13 PM