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- Cacca Ladouche1 year ago
you got about a month before you see me dude. i hope your liver is ready cause we are gonna fuck shit up
- Andreas Tyrodimos1 year ago
Here's some simians for ya...pass it on
- Anna Scrapyard1 year ago
hey
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- Anna Scrapyard2 years ago
hey old man hows it go'n
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Interests
General
Your "Earth" bores me.
except the loading docks. I like loading docks.
..Music
Movies
"I really, really like movies. A lot. And I consider you a friend, & I'm thankful that you turned me on to this movie. But you gotta shut the fuck up so we can watch it."
..TITLES: ..
Cool Hand Luke, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind, Reflections of Evil, Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia, Down by Law, Shakes the Clown, Butcher Boy, A Hero Ain't Nothin' But a Sandwich, Happiness (not Happyness), Beaver Trilogy, Guyana Tragedy, The Goonies, The Hitcher, Dark Night of the Scarecrow, Tougher than Leather, 3:10 to Yuma, How To Shave a Girl, Night of the Living Dead, Johnny Got His Gun, Night of the Hunter, To Kill a Mockingbird, First Blood, Man Bites Dog, Duel, 12 Angry Men, Chinatown, Buffalo '66, Frankenstein, Repulsion, Last House on the Left, Psycho, Rope, A Girl Named Sooner, Straw Dogs, The Wrestler, Virgin Suicides, The Rapture, 3 O'clock High, Moron Movies, The Stepfather I & II (III is terrible), Ravenous, Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins, Frailty, Vanishing Point, Badlands, God Told Me To, Midnight Express, Punishment Park, Poor Pretty Eddie, Beer, Adaptation., Octaman, Rocky II, Tender Mercies, The Last Picture Show, Equus (1977), T.B.A., originals not remakes, editor's cuts not director's cuts, 70's made-for-tv movies rule
..GENRES:..
prison, suspense, midget, drama, epic, fucked-up, B, documentary, ancient, seriously discomforting
..AUTEURS :..
Timmy Burton, Stan Kubrick, Frank Coppola, Marty Scorcese, Alf Hitchcock, Damon Packard, Davey Lynch, A. Ghastlee Ghoul, Davey Cronenberg, Roman Polanski, Michel Gondry, Tod Browning, Bobby Reiner, the Big "O", Jimmy Jarmusch, Little Stevie Spielberg (yeah, I said it), Elia Kazan, & ..Tarentino must be destroyed..
..FOREIGN LANGUAGE:..
Los Aristogatos, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Yojimbo, AmoresPerros, El Mariachi, Salo, Auch Zwerge Haben Angefangen, Cobra Verde, Intacto, Vagabond, t.b.a.
..SHORTS: ..
Antychryst, The Dot and the Line: A Romance in Lower Mathematics, Time Out For Danger, anything by A Smith Named Pete, Wallace & Grommit, Possum, Engine 371, Madame Tutli-Putli, Gang Boy (1959), Human Remains, Match Your Mood ( A Jam Handy production for Westinghouse, 1968), Brunswick Presents: The Golden Years (1960)
..DOCUMENTARIES: ..
Decade Under The Influence, Visions Of Light, Microcosmos, Merchants of Cool, TBA
..WORST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN: ..
Get Rich Or Die Tryin
..WON'T WATCH:..
Devil Ant, Ghost, Borat, What We Do is Secret, anything people know all the lines to
..WILL PAY $$ TOP DOLLAR $$ FOR:..
[.A Girl Named Sooner.].[.Devil's Reign.].[.Sasquatch.].[.RARE indy short about the 'Nam protester shooting himself in the foot. (title unknown).].[.The Daring Dobermans.].[.The Doberman Gang.]. ANY format-- disc, film, or cassetteTelevision
I wish I was one of those people that could say I don't watch TV or I'm too good for it or whatever, but the fact is that I can get through more stories, articles, factoids & narratives in a day with TV than I ever could with paper. Plus the info is about 17% more reliable than the internet & the entertainment is generally higher quality. So I watch it. News & cartoons, mostly, but also a lot of movies & documentaries. Fun Fact: Reality TV is the the only form of entertainment lower in cultural value than sports
Books
..BOOKS:..
Deliverance, Word Origins, Skull Full of Spurs, The Clam Plate Orgy, Savage Night, Holy Bible, The Things They Carried, More Flash Fiction, Valley of the Dolls, Dod Osbourne: Master of the Girl Pat, Apocalypse Culture, Apocalypse Culture II, Sun Tzu's The Art of War, Cannery Row, The Secret Sharer/Heart of Darkness, Beautiful Soup, A Clockwork Orange, Rubyfruit Jungle, The Hellbound Heart, Last Exit to Brooklyn, Catcher in the Rye, The Prince (Machiavelli, not Harlequin), Bagombo Snuff Box, The Book of Lists (not the Disinformation one, but that one's pretty good, too), Cracking Animation, Elvis: What Happened?, 1984, anthologies in general, anything that doesn't reinforce what I already know or believe, T.B.A.
Really wanna read
Blood & Guts in High School, A Brief History of Time (shit's hard to get get past pg 24), all of the Holy Bible, the Torah, the Qur'an, the Apocrypha, The Golden Bough, On the Sweathog Trail, Ruhnama
..WRITERS:..
Hubert Selby,jr., Jack London, Ambrose Bierce, Rod Serling, The Subgenius Foundation, Kurt Vonnegut, Robert Devereaux, Adam Troy Castro, David (a semi-retarded man who was 32 in 1997), Shawn Abnoxious, Mary Shelley, John Steinbeck, Clemens/Twian, the 1st guy who scratched the letters off a hand dryer to make it read "PUSH BUTT", the original author of the ideogrammatic sequel (PUSH BUTTON, RECEIVE BACON), Toni Morrison, Nathaniel Hawthorne, James Frey (even though his book sucked), Chuck Palhaniuk, J.G. Ballard, The Shithouse Poet, Jack Prelutsky, Robert Loy, Herbert Kornfeld (r.i.p.), Belinda G., Tim O'Brien, Adam Parffrey,Tennessee Williams
..STUFF WHAT AIN'T BOOKS:..
Chick's bible tracts, homemade conspiracy/religious cult/paranoia literature, nutritional info & instructions on gas station sandwiches, closed captions, ads, bathroom graffiti, handwritten signs in public places
..BOOKS I DIDN'T LIKE:..
Lullaby, A Million Little Pieces, The Fountainhead, just about anything by Stephen King or Dean KoontzHeroes
Crispin Glover, Harry Dean Stanton, Sam Peckinpah, anonymous, Prof. Tassoni, Erich Weiss, Travis Bickle, James Randi, PT Barnum, D.W. Griffith, D.B. Cooper, Prof. JOHN HUTCHINSON, the guy who's dating your mother, Neil Armstrong, Mike Melvill, Huckleberry Finn, Rube Goldberg, DaVinci, Jeffrey Hyman, Tex Avery, Heidi Fleiss, Brad Dourif, Frank Morris, Chuck D., Chuck Jones, Quincy Jones, Alexander the Great, Roger Patterson, John Merrick, Modest Mussorgsky, Robert Ripley, Henry Darger, Rick Rubin, Buford Pusser, William Fuld, some guy named "Bishop" at the Atlanta airport, King Bhumibol Adulyadej, Prof. Heiber, Matt Hyson, Desmond T. Doss, David Hess,Tom Mullica, Troy Hurtubise, Jed Buell, Sai Baba, Pre-70's Artists & Scientists who did experiments on babies that all grew up to be insane, Bill Paxton, Patrick Moore, Grodd ....
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About me:
..1) I don't high-five.
2) I flush with my foot.
3) Dennis Haysbert is my uncle
4) Lisa Bonet sends me filthy letters that smell like vanilla
5) My other uncle is doing life in prison for teaching some teenagers how to do butt hash
6) i know exactly how a whoopie cushion works
7) I have a Bacon number of 4
8) I only accepting comments when person am express herself through image of monkey.
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Who I'd like to meet:
the guy that thought "yapple-dapple" was gonna be the next "yabba-dabba-doo"
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Details
- Status: Single
- Height: 0' 7"
- Zodiac Sign: Virgo
- Children: I don't want kids
- Occupation: I'm a goddamn astronaut.
Schools
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Miami University-Middletown
- Middletown,Ohio
- Graduated: N/A
- Clubs: a few literary boards...judging panels...stuff like that. I was president of the student media department for a day, & I did it for a free lunch. I ordered the fried fish. Not bad. It came with slaw & fries, I ate a little of the slaw. It was probably my 3rd time tasting cole slaw.
1957 to 2009
Companies
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Not-Funny Diarrhea Club
- Palookaville, US
- Member in Good Standing
1997 - Present -
Gorrilla Suit Workers Union Local 13
- Ohio, US
- Guy in The Gorilla Suit
2001-Present
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more than 13 years editing & compositing experience. (Click the filmstrip for examples)
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Script Supervision | 2D, 3D, & Practical Effects | Set Construction | Compositing | Stop-motion | Classic & Digital Animation | Titling | A.D. | P.A.