Mike Vititoe

About me:

If you’re reading this then you either know me or want to know me. Either way, I’m cool with that. If you’re on my friends list then you are a true friend and I love you. This is my personal page and I’m VERY selective about who I put on here. I do have another page (WWW.MYSPACE.COM/SUPERTOEJAM1) that I do promotions and other junk on. It has just under eleventeen billion friends.

Now for some random stuff about me:
Me and God…we tight. I like to take pictures. I write songs. I love the way my grandmothers house smells. I can probably eat more than you. I love alcohol and you’ll never see me drink beer because it reminds me of piss. I love zombie movies more than you do. I never sing. If you’ve heard me sing you’re lucky…or unlucky depending on your point of view. I wish I had a larger vocabulary. I can’t spell worth a poop. I can rhyme almost anything. I hate when people ask me to rhyme silver or orange. I can’t lick my elbow and neither can you. Blue Kool-Aid scares me. My wife is a great cook and that’s why I’m fat. I woke up one morning and decided to not cut my hair for two years. I just cut my hair. I laugh when I see myself naked…you would too. I swear the water was cold. I have an illegal X-box. I sell tons of stuff on EBay. I pretty much live at Goodwill. I have and ex-girlfriend that has the same name as an old pro wrestler. I know NOTHING about cars. I’m truly terrified of cows for no reason whatsoever. I like to pick flowers. I know what Prada is and know how to spot a fake. I listen to every type of music and I don’t care if you don’t like it. My children laughing are the best music in the world. I’m a great kisser. I have some grey hair and I’ll punch you if you make fun of it. I’m lying; I don’t care if you make fun of me. I have a dirty sense of humor. I love cartoons. I like to run. I hate the smell of fishing. I can rap. I can tell stories that make people cry…with laughter. I love to poop. You do too, but you’re afraid to admit it. I cry if I kill anything. I can see both sides of almost any subject even if I don’t agree with you. I think abortion is the most disgusting and horrible thing ever…but I won’t tell you you don’t have the right to make up your own mind if you want to get one. I talk to God. I believe in aliens. I love to read. DaVinci Code was fiction and I loved it. Farting still makes me laugh. I think if a doctor performs a partial birth abortion they just purchased a first class ticket to Hell. As an adult I’ve never pooped my pants. I’m scared of heights and climb telephone poles for a living. I love Myspace. I have ADD. I love naps. I love movies that make me cry. I’m a sucker for a well-written song. Rebecca Justice laughed at my singing 12 years ago…and I haven’t sung since. Really. I’m not afraid of snakes, mice, lizards, fish or anything like that. I will scream like a little girl if a wasp or bee gets near me. I hate condoms. I couldn’t live without my cell phone. I’m a VERY good swimmer. I stopped playing my drums for over 10 years. I LOVE roller coasters. I’m scared of heights if I’m not in control. I always wanted a daughter named Cynthia Breeanne. I think brown eyes are the best. I prefer small breasts to large ones unless I’m talking about chicken. I think a woman wearing a T-shirt, sweat pants and a hat is the sexiest thing God ever created. I collect scrap gold. I like video games but hardly ever play them I love the smell of fresh cut grass and tomato plants. I miss my Grandfather. I have purchased two engagement rings in my lifetime. I love to spend all day in the kitchen making different things. My Jell-O shots are the shit. I can stare at stars forever. I like kittens better than puppies. I have a pair of pants that look like an old man should only wear them…and I love to wear them. I hate the smell of smoke on someone’s breath. I hate to brush my teeth…but I do it. I’m paranoid about body odor. Having to pee really bad and finally getting to go is one of the coolest sensations ever. I love gum. I don’t like guns. I feel bad if I kill anything. I’m sorta fascinated by fire. I love educational television. I like more different kinds of music than most people. I refuse to eat Chicken McNuggets after an animal rights video I watched online freaked me out. I am probably better at trivia games than you are. I’ve always wanted to go to Hawaii. I know a lot of things about a lot of different subjects that don’t make any difference in this world one way or another. If I won the lottery I would travel. I used to be a good bowler. I think golf is fun but stupid. I like watching baseball. I rode a elephant once. I’d never let someone take nude pictures of me…but I’d take them of you. I keep keys if I don’t know what they go to. I’ve never worn a thong. Lips are important to me. I know nothing about electricity. Thunderstorms fascinate me…as long as I know I’m safe. I have secrets. No I don’t. Yes I do…

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