My Mate Rob and The Stand Comedy Clubs many regular acts and also the barstaff as they can often be funnier than the comics, cracking guys and gals who should be tipped.
TV Shows
50/50 and Bright Sparks wen I was 11
Mike Adams's Interests
General
The same generic things as most human beings
Music
I like Songs Mostly
I dont really like listening to new music, cos theres alot of old stuff i need to get through first.
Movies
Withnail and I
Television
Sopranos, heroes, medium, 24, weeds, house,spooks, jericho, the shield, csi, doctor who, southpark, my name is earl, scrubs, the mighty boosh, stargate atlantis moonlight and all panal shows exept a question of sport
Books
Birds of Prey, Monsoon, Blue Horizon, When the Lion Feeds, River God and anything else by Wilbur Smith.
About me: Howdy Guys, I started doing stand up comedy in september 2007 not long after my 19th birthday if anyone is really interested. I got into it because i just loved whatching live comedy and it came somwhat of an obsession as i'd be in The Stand 3 and 4 times a week. so much so that my friends got sick of going with me, so i went myself, then the barstaff began to take pity on me and say hello to me. I knew it was really bad when the comedians started saying hello to be (by that time the barstaff where having full blown conversations), i finally said to myself... "I need to either get a job here, or have a bash onstage.
The decision was made for me when one night quite a few people did'nt turn up for a red raw and some of the batstaff encouraged me to go up so i knocked back a couple of double gins. I had an awsome gig and i've taken it from there.
I really had a head start from whatching it so much, as it teaches you whats funny and whats not. more you whatch and the more you gig the better you'll get.
If You can Identify and of the screeds of nonsense i have bellow let me know and i'll give you a Kinder Egg!
Some quotes i have recived, mostly verbal but some written:
"I Saw Mikey Do His First Gig... Man I've Never Wanked So Much In My Life :)" Billy Kirkwood
"Very Good Audience Empathy... Funniest Thing I've Seen In A While, the baby joke is shite though..." Raymond Mearns
"He's quite funny..." Some guy pointing at me talking to his mate on his way out of the stand.
"The second guy was very funny" The List (i was the second guy!)
Whiteboard Crusader Vol I
I am Michael Also Known As (AKA) Mikey, Mike, Mick, Big Mick, Mad Mick, Mad Big Mick, Bamf, The Steely Eyed Dealer Of Death, Sumer Monster, Miama Vice, Ya Mad Big Pimp, Chief, Adams (rarly), Albert... and so it goes on.
Whiteboard Crusader Vol II
:D
I have come to your planet to kick ass, I am a highly skilled killer and desire the opertunity to kill bad bad Earthlings. I am from the system Ooopper Doopper 69 and I have experience with tractor beams, death rays and high speed note taking for the very hairy and super scary stories. Please, only serious Earthlings need to text mail me, I am not looking for any false or bogus job offers. thank you.
I think it was Donald Mainstock the great ametuer squash player who first pointed out how lovly i was. until that time i think it's safe to say that i had never really been aware of my own timless brand of lovlyness. His Words Smoked me, because you see i am lovly in a fluffy moist kind of a way. I walk, lets be splendid about this, in a lightly scented cloud of gorgousnes that is partial to being quite simply terrific. The secret of smooth almost shiny lovlyness of the order of which we are discussing in this simple, frank, creamy soft way. The secret to this doesnt lie in oils, unguents, balms, cream ointments, milks, moisturisers, liniments, lubricents, enimations or bolsoms to be rather divine for just one noble moment. It resides, and i meen this in a pink slightly special way, in ones attitude of mind. to be gorgeous and high and true and fine and moist and fluffy and sticky and lovly all you have to do is belive that one is gorgeous and high and true and fine and moist and fluffy and sticky and lovly and i belive it of myself, tremulously at first and then acumulating a mounting heat and passion because, stopping off for a second to be super again, i'm so often told it. and thats the secret. (Ten Points If You Know Who Said That!)
Who I'd like to meet: The Pope, The Queen, Obi Wan Kanobi, The Cyclops From Krull, an Alien, the guy who wrote Reboot and a few others.
Hiya, how u doin? Happy New Year! I jus stuck a new tune on my page - Spacemen & Giants. It’s a bit less ‘acousticy’ than my normal stuff and it would be smashin if u could have a wee listen if u got the time and lemme know what u think. Fang q! :-)
hey man. sorry bout the late reply. cheers. SYTYF went really well, through to the semis anyways, see how it goes from there. what bout urself, how are things goin???
Hey mate, how you doing? Just tried to sign into the SCF there and for some reason it aint working. Have you changed my name for me? Either that or all my talk of gay bashing has got me thrown off the bloody thing! Hope your day is going well
Yas - I have finally got round to making a myspace page (it's funny the lengths you go to in order to avoid doing a dissertation!). You are my first proper friend - I don't count that Tom guy...congratulations...
Whats that your sick from asda gin, does your skull feel like it's been filled with Aids riddled spunk by a giant Bi-Sexual monkey....then i know what you need!
