Mike Wolfe
Stand-Up / Rated R / As Seen on TV
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"Myspace... one step below Lavalife... step above Plenty of Fish"
Male
24 years old
North Vancouver,
Canada
Last Login:8/20/2008
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Mike Wolfe's Comedian Bio
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In August of 1983, my father some how, built up the strength to have sex with the one who would be my mother. 7 months later I was born.
This would not be the last time I would be premature.
At birth, things were looking up. After living in trailer parks and other such communities around Edmonton Alberta, my parents broke up. Skip ahead 10 years to the present day…
I now have 2 half brothers (one crazy the other cute yet slow)
2 half sisters (one a future ballet dancer and the other a future rock star)
a stepsister (who I believe is no longer on probation)
a step father (former strip club DJ and coke-head turned computer genius)
a step mother (a neurotic former school teacher with cancer)
a mother (4 kids, 3 men.)
and I won’t forget to mention my father…
In August 1983, my father had sex with a woman who would later give birth to me.
23 years later, he’s gay! Go figure!
now ask your self… after all that, how can Mike Wolfe not be a comedian? | | Website | youtube.com/mikeycomedy | | Influences | 
George Carlin, Jim Carrey, John Beuhler, Margaret Cho, Lewis Black, Bill Maher, Jon Stewart, Drew Carey, Jerry Lewis, Richard Pryor, Carol O'Conner, Norman Leer, The Marx Brothers, 3 Stooges, Steve Martin, John Bowman, Robin Williams, Billy Crystal, Harold Ramis, John Landis, Gilda Radner | | TV Shows | The Day by Day Show...A Talk Show in Edmonton. I was in a Christmas episode with the Kirkness elementary school quire when i was 10.
yup, im hardcore famous in Edmonton. | | Films | Dee Dee's Dance Studio! the scraps of this gem are in a box at fava some where... |
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Mike Wolfe's Interests
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| General | Film, Comedy, Boobs, Stand up comedy, Jugs, Television, Writing, Scripts, TaTa's, Humorist novels, Directing, Kockers, Producing, Free speech issues, Bazooms, Music, Acting and the chances of me being able to put my thingy in your thingy!
| | Music | Run DMC, Smashing Pumpkins, Tragicly Hip, Biggie, Tupac, Eminem, The Beatles, Game, Jay-Z, Public Enemy, Red Hot Chili Peppers, any band that has a name like The Butthole Surfers! | | Movies | Fave Movies
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The 40 Year Old Virgin, The Great Dictator, King Kong (2005), Ghostbusters, Back To The Future, Animal House, Forrest Gump, Revenge Of The Pink Panther, Clerks, Clerks 2, Dogma, When Harry Met Sally, City Lights, The Kid, Spider-Man, The Sandlot, Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle
Fave Comedy Albums/Film, TV, DVD Specials
Misc.
Blue Collar Comedy Tour, Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly, Richard Pryor Live on Sunset Strip, Henny Youngman: The Best and Worst of Henny Youngman, Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic, Jerry Seinfeld: I'm Telling You For The Last Time, John Pinette: Show Me The Buffet, The Andy Kaufman Special, Abbott & Costello: Who's On First, Steven Wright: I Have a Pony, John Bowman: In Stink, Denis Leary: No Cure for Cancer, The Aristocrats, Comedian (documentary)
Collections
Lewis Black: The White Album, Unleashed, Red White and Screwed
Ron White: Can't Fix Stupid, They Call Me Tater Salad
Bill Cosby: To Russell My Brother Whom I Slept With, Revenge, Why is There Air?, Bill Cosby Is a Very Funny Fellow Right!, I Started Out as a Child, Fat Albert
Steve Martin: Lets Get Small, Comedy isn't Pretty
George Carlin: Complaints & Grievances, Doin' it Again, Jammin' in New York, At Carnegie, On Campus, What am I Doing in New Jersey?, Playing With Your Head, Back in Town, Life is Worth Losing
Margaret Cho: I'm The One That I Want, The Notorious C.H.O.
Bill Maher: Victory Begins at Home, Be More Cynical
Chris Rock: Bring the Pain, Bigger Blacker
Robin Williams: Reality What a Concept, Live at the Met, Live on Broadway | | Television | All in the Family, Whoopi, Degrassi, Family Guy,The Drew Carey Show, The Real Ghostbusters, Till Death Us Do Part, Coupleing, Three Stooges, The Daily Show, Just for Laughs, Comedy Now, Who's Line is it Anyway?, The Critic, Harvey Birdman | | Books | Dirty Jokes and Beer, I am the One That I Want, Brain Droppings, Napalm And Sillypuddy, When Is Jesus Going to Bring the Pork Chops, Dont Stand too Close to a Naked Man, Feel This Book,
any book that has women honking their hooters in it. | | Heroes | George Carlin, Jim Carrey, Margaret Cho, Dave Chapelle, Carrol O'Conner, Drew Carey, Larry, Curley, Moe, Shemp, Abbott & Costello, Kevin Smith, Woody Allen, Stan Lee, Charlie Chaplin, Jerry Lewis, Bruce Lee, Groucho, Chico, Harpo. Lewis Black, Ron White, Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, Robin Williams, Billy Crystal, Harold Ramis, John Landis, Ivan Rietman, Bill Maher, |
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Mike Wolfe's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Edmonton | | Body type: | 0' 1" / Slim / Slender | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Jewish | | Zodiac Sign: | Pisces | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | Locations PA, Amateur Comedian, Film maker | | Income: | $30,000 to $45,000 |
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