Art Institute Pittsburgh
Pittsburgh, PENNSYLVANIA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: Learning nothing for $10,000
Clubs: Sleeping Club
horse glasses: MIKEY HOW DO I STOP BEING SAD BARF MITZVAH: DO CARTWHEELS
GO SWIMMING
EAT A LOT OF CANDY
SING SONGS
DO A PUZZLE
BAKE A PIE
WIN AT MINI GOLF
GIVE SOMEONE YOU LOVE A TROPHY
RENT A HORSE
RIDE YOUR BIKE THE ENTIRE LENGTH OF THE PACIFIC COAST HIGHWAY
TAKE VIDEOS OF YOURSELF TALKING IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES AND PUT THEM ON YOUTUBE
MR. P'S PIZZA
LIMP BIZKIT
PLAY SUPER NINTENDO
GET A DOG
BECOME A PRO TENNIS PLAYER
GIVE A HOMELESS PERSON A HONEYBAKED HAM
GO SHOPPING BARF MITZVAH: RIDE THE BART FOR 24 HOURS STRAIGHT
TAKE LOTS OF EX-LAX AND TRY TO FIND A PUBLIC TOILET IN AN UNFAMILIAR CITY
BECOME A STRIPPER FOR A DAY horse glasses: NEVER STOP BARF MITZVAH: ENTER A LAWN DART TOURNEY
GO LARPING
READ EVERY HARRY POTTER BOOK 6 TIMES WHILE DRESSED AS YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER
HUG A GIRAFFE
PLAY WATER POLO
EAT COTTON CANDY
GO SNOOBA DIVING
PERFORM A FINE ART HEIST
TRY ON EVERY PAIR OF DOCKERS AT JCPENNEY BARF MITZVAH:
MAKE BUTTONS WITH MANNY'S FACE ON THEM AND HAND THEM OUT OUTSIDE OF ELECTION BOOTHS
LEARN FRENCH WITH MUZZY
FIREBOMB SALLIE MAE
DANCE IN FRONT OF THE GUARDS AT BUCKINGHAM PALACE
WATCH 'COOL RUNNINGS' UPWARDS OF 25 TIMES
BUILD A FORT OUT OF MOUNTAIN HOLLER 12 PACKS
BECOME A FISHERMAN
CONVERT YOUR ENTIRE UNDERWEAR STOCK TO SMILEY FACED "JOE BOXER" BRAND BOXER SHORTS BARF MITZVAH: SEE IF YOU ARE ABLE TO BUY A FULLY AUTOMATIC WEAPON AND THEN IF YOU PASS THE INSPECTION YOU LAUGH AT THEM AND LEAVE THE STORE
EAT A FANCY CUPCAKE
BUILD YOUR OWN FEAST USING THE 99 CENT VALUE MENU AT WENDY'S
SNEAK INTO A BALL PIT SOMEWHERE
*MONKEY BARS*
GO TO A THRIFT STORE AND BUY WACKY SHIRTS
RIDE THE DOLLAR WAVE INTO ROCK BAND MERCHANDISE horse glasses:
POST ALL OF THESE EVERYWHERE ON THE INTERNET BARF MITZVAH:
THROW YOURSELF A PARADE
BUY A BIG BAG OF DOG TREATS AND BE THE MOST POPULAR LADY AT THE PARK
WRITE SONGS ON A KEYBOARD AND THEN RECORD THEM AND RELEASE THEM FOR FREE IN MP3 FORMAT
FIND A LAUNDROMAT WITH A GOOD PINBALL MACHINE SO YOU CAN GET THE TOP SCORE AND CLEAN AT ONCE
DRINK A REFRESHING SODA
ORDER THE SECRET SANDWICH AT ARBY'S
WALK AROUND AND LAUGH AT EVERY PERSON WHO HAS A MUSTACHE
THINK OF AN ENDLESS LIST OF WAYS TO CHEER UP
WEAR SWEATPANTS EVERYWHERE YOU GO FOR A WEEK TO SEE WHAT REACTIONS YOU GET BARF MITZVAH: **THE ZOO**
SINCE IT IS MARCH, PARTAKE IN THE COLLEGE BASKETBALL FESTIVITIES
GO TO A STREET FAIR
EAT FUNNEL CAKE
POWER WALK ACROSS THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE
DRESS AS YOUR FAVORITE CARTOON CHARACTER
GO TO BIG LOTS BARF MITZVAH:
BUILD A ROBOT USING ELECTRONICS AROUND THE HOUSE
START YOUR OWN ICE CREAM TRUCK BUSINESS
JOIN AN ULTIMATE FRISBEE LEAGUE
MOVE TO PITTSBURGH AND RE-OPEN TELA ROPA
GET REALLY REALLY GOOD AT DEVIL STICKS
BECOME A CUP STACKING CHAMPION
CATCH EVERY POKEMON
JOIN A SORORITY
GET A BIG WHEEL AND RIDE IT EVERYWHERE
MAKE YOUR FRIENDS PLAY POGS WITH YOU
DRAW PICTURES OF ANIMALS
FIND A USED SEGA GENESIS AND BEAT EVERY SONIC GAME
Hey! Thanks so much for the support! Keep in touch and Hopefully we will see you at a show soon. In the meantime, spread the word! xo Josie and The A.K.A. s
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