A bunch of Ireland's finest descendants got together with Eden Gauteron and decided to form an improv comedy team. The result is Milk Milk McGinty, or in Gauteronian, King Bong. Milk Milk McGinty is: Jane Borden, Devlyn Corrigan, Alan Fessenden, Eden Gauteron, Mike (Softy) McFarland, and Charlie Whitcroft.
"May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven
half an hour before the devil knows you're dead."
"Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer—and another one!"
"Here's to our wives and girlfriends:
May they never meet!"