The sound of a creamy glass of milk is all I need...am I right?
Television
Milky the clown hour, ...Those got milk programs are to die for.
Books
reading is for squares...like pants.
Heroes
God, Too Many Cows to Name, John Dinglewood, Bob Hozach, Lenny Kowstinski, Brian Sikora, Austin, Jonny "finger Picker" Jones, The Bow of Bowtonia!, Richard Drendle, Kam Neelwood, Ned Perkens, Finch Fucksalot, The Gordans Fisherman, Bozo, Soupy, Steve Yzerman, Richie Hawtin, Assorted Forks and Spoons, Adam "The Fast Foot" Sikora, Ralphie Jeenerds, The Camel, Awsome Posome, Im sure Im forgeting someone, and Im sorry!!
Milky Loves you all!!!
When I was just a young boy growing up on the tough streets of "The D" (Detroit to all you outsiders) I used to sit down by the river and gently throw pebbles into the unstable waters that lye before me..the sound the water made is unforgettable, "pladoop.....pladoop", the water would say with much clarity. This sound, this..."pladoop" reminded me of one thing, that’s right MILK, sweet sweet MILK, the nectar of the gods. It was a cold and windy day on January 15th 1920 that I knew what I wanted to do when I grew up. I rushed home and yelled, "mamie, mamie!", she then replied, "what is it Clair?"...."I screamed as loud as a young lad could, "I want to be a cow when I grow up!!" and although my dream didn’t exactly come true I did achieve greatness..fore I am Milky The Clown, ruler of the Milky Kingdom and heir to the thrown of Milkonia....though my struggle continues I will one day see that every child know the joy an ice cold glass of the white stuff can bring......I will keep the world informed to my goings ons in this here myspace blog.....so keep an ear tuned to the milkster....peace out
Heres a little rap for you all to vibe with...I didnt write it, but I could have....I can really relate you know?
"Straight to your bones, from the farm to the fridge. We know what you want ‘cause we know how you live. Moooooo. We got a big bad Bessie with the M.I.L.K. We be chillin’ when we drinkin, Want milk? you say? Uh huh Uh huh, I said. More milk? Uh huh Uh huh. Come on. Want milk? Uh huh Uh huh, I said. More milk?"
Who I'd like to meet: I sometimes dream of a woman who would whisper sweet nothings into my ear as we both indulge ourselves to a plethora of flowing milk......sometimes I look into the sky and say to myself, "milky, Is she out there? does she know your gallons of fun?" and then Milky Says, "Oh she knows......and she’s a comin"
Also I would like to meet anyone with a passion for milk and milk related things......you know....cream, cheese, creamcheese, the works.
Leave me a voice comment if your down with the M-I-L-K!!
Milky, I wanna recent picture of you.Gimmie one man. It dont have to be the best.Hows about it.Camera's are cheap.Cheaper than gas. Do it for the children I may spawn in the future.Thanks.....Billy,
Just wanted you to know what a wonderful performer you are I enjoyed your kindness as a kid in Garden City Detroit in the late 60's,you were the most wonderful neighbor. I hope your doing well I'll always remember you!
