Johnny Millwater

Here is what you need to know about Johnny Millwater:

1. Entertaining is my life, therefore my life is entertaining. QED

2. I am a stand-up comedian, fire-eater, close-up magician, escape artist, and all around One Man Freakshow. Check out my website www.screwtheamish.com for more information, pictures and my performance schedule.

3. I am constantly touring comedy clubs all across America, electrifying audiences from Maine to Montana. My favorite part of all that travel is meeting new people, so if you are visiting here after a show; Welcome, Millwatcher! Drop me a comment, and include when and where our paths crossed. If you come see one of my shows live, and you know me from Myspace, make damn sure you come by after the show to talk to me!

4. I am not only a performer of comedy, I am also the biggest fan of stand-up you are ever likely to meet. I have spent my entire life studying every aspect of stand-up comedy, and I have an absurdly large collection of comedy albums. I love to trade rare and hard to find comedy recordings of the greats (videos, & mp3s), so if you have something historically significant, rare, or just really funny, drop me a line!

5 I am madly in love with my wife, Debbie. Starting February of 2008 we will be hiking the entire Appalachian Trail together.

6. I am new to Myspace, so I'm hard at work putting together a more interesting page and learning the rules. I refuse to post a message that simply says "Thanks for the add" because it is uninteresting to the point of being offensive, but other than that I am trying to adhere to the protocol of the myspace microcosm.

7. Behind my flashy facade I am a giant nerd. My interests include graphic art, television production, science fiction, comic books, british sitcoms, professional wrestling, theoretical physics, psychology, classical music, cinema, animation, American history, women, and the English language. I've never played dungeons & dragons, but that is because I've never been cool enough to get invited. If you are a cosmopolitan sophisticate with culture and refined tastes, you probably wouldn't want to hang out with me. If you are smart, eccentric and open minded, then we'll get along just find.

8. I love hippies, freaks, bikers, performers of ANY kind, Canadians and neurotics. If you are one of these, let me know!