*Joe*
I just don't know, man. I just don't know.

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48 years old
New Jersey
United States



Last Login: 7/1/2009
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    *Joe*'s Interests
General
MusicSchoolhouse Rock, Patti Smith Group

Lefty
Lefty

and so on.
MoviesI'm a big fan of dystopic film futures like A Clockwork Orange, Mad Max, Blade Runner & Brazil. But I think that they're far too optimistic in their outlook.
Television24/6 Wednesday is kind of a dead space.
BooksWith the right marketing these things could one day replace the Internet.
HeroesHam, Salami, Provolone w/ lettuce, tomatoes, oil and vinegar.... to go please.

     *Joe*'s Details
Status:Married
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Occupation:Purveyer of Refined Bauxite Haberdashery



*Joe* aging like a cheese that wasn't meant to be aged
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   *Joe*'s Blurbs
About me:

Like most people on MySpace, I have serious emotional/sexual/political issues (take your pick) that I'm willing to share with the world. I'd like to help propel MySpace into the big noxious trash heap I know it's capable of becoming.

You will never see me write the phrase "but I digress" because that's pretty much what blogging is all about.

THE MYSPACE BLOG GRAVEYARD:

A Brief History of the Internet

NEW BULLETIN POSTED

In the Solipsistic Loop

Not with a bang but a twitter

A Many Times Reheated Leftover Thanksgiving Blog

Remembrance

Eat a String Bean or Tinkerbelle Dies

March of the Bloggers

The Accidental Ichthyologist

_____ is in your extended network

The Twelve Stages of Reading a Crappy Beach Novel

Catwalk to Heaven

Flying Somewhere Over the Rainbow in Missing Munchkin Formation

The Tyranny of Two

The Olive Garden of Good & Evil

The Perfect MySpace Blog

The Merchant Seaman Who Fell Out of Grace With The Commonwealth of Massachusetts

The Wacky MySpace Time Machine - destination 2006

My War With Machines: Part VII – Refrigeration

Where was I? Oh yeah. @!*?%!@!!!

Contractual Obligation Blog

ALERT! ALERT! Godzilla:King of All Monsters Endorses Book!

A Recipe for Evil

Wired

LEAVE LIBERTY ALONE!

Bicycling Across Siberia

Bad Writing Contest: The results show and other stuff

It’s All a Metaphor for Something

Cold Turkey

Pepé Le Pew - PART II

J’Accuse! The Sexual Harassment Trial of Pepé Le Pew (PART I)

Betty Boinks Bedrock

Acme Dearest

The Aarvark Goes – WTF?

Aye Robot!

Rolling on the floor with English

Quit staring at my Hiatus

The Ghastly Crumb Tiny Celebri-bet

Tuesdays with Tony

Even More Reviews for Youse

A Grouchy Blogger Foresees His Self-Deletion

A Review of Everything

The One Minute Bible

The Compleat Asshole

Internal Memo

DESTROY ALL CANDIDATES!!!

Surrender

The Ergonomics of Human Design and Creeping Featurism in Sex Toys

Intermezzo

Holy Innocence

The Enigma of Enigmatic Inscrutabilities II: Blog-podge Ragnarok

The Enigma of Enigmatic Inscrutability

Prick Up Your Tails!

The Pros and Cons of Enchiladas

You’d Better Watch Out!

Last Minute Toy Buying Guide for the Obscure

Confessions of a Middle-Aged Drama Queen*

A Million Little Pizzas

Like a Good Neighbor

Good Fences Make Pissed Off Neighbors

The Power of Cheese

Fright Month: It Came From The Left!

An uncharacteristically unfunny non-blog (UPDATED)

Oldest Neo-Conservative Crotch Critter Tells All

Lawn Darts

Probe Me Deadly, My Love

Suburban Still Life

A Blog Tag Now Re-do

What I Had For Breakfast

The Six Day War

Jehovah's Witness Protection Program

How to Write Bad Poetry

Dog Park Bullies

WTF?

"Everywhere I go, I'm asked if I think the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them." - Flannery O'Connor



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starr





Jul 3 2009 8:31 PM

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starr





Jul 3 2009 8:29 PM

Happy uh, Fourth 0f July joe
HEIDE





Jul 1 2009 4:30 PM

You, *Joe,* are cordially invited to attend my Fourth of July Blog party! Please stop over and don't forget to bring your kazoo!!
;-)
Joseph Simmons aka "Slow Joe"





Jun 25 2009 3:27 AM

Every time I read a David Sedaris essay, I think to myself that while he is very well-written and humorous, I'm only about three years of consistent writing away from being as good or better.

But, I honestly think that you are already as good or better than Sedaris. He makes me chuckle; you make me laugh out loud. And I am sure I speak for many.

So, I highly recommend you get off your ass and find a way to get published. And when you do, put in a good word for me, will ya?
Meredith





Jun 21 2009 6:07 PM

Epstein Barbie





Jun 21 2009 12:47 AM

MONKEY!

YOU!

YOU MONKEY, yeah. You.

Hi.
Beth





Jun 20 2009 5:23 PM

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Pistolera


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Jun 18 2009 7:12 PM

*sniff-sniff* that was lovely.
I feel  like the prodigal daughter of monkey blogdom.
Agent Helmet





Jun 13 2009 5:09 PM

HEIDE





Jun 11 2009 5:40 PM

5 hours is a dangerously long time, Joe. You know that. In the un-likelihood that you should experience an erection for more than 4 hours, contact the emergency agency over at The PTL Club.
Pat Robertson is standing by now to re-direct you....
 
HEIDE





Jun 11 2009 4:04 PM

How do you like it, Joe??

Andrea True in this 1976 steamy hit before she left the land of Disco for a burgeoning career in it's sister industry, Porno....



After Disco, what else is left for a girl to do??
;-)
Bob Lorb





Jun 10 2009 1:52 AM

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Sister Scotchy McDrunkerson





Jun 9 2009 2:49 AM

You silly man...
jill





Jun 8 2009 4:56 AM

ray ray





Jun 5 2009 6:04 PM


Have a wonderful Friday *Joe*.

Thanks for the add. BTW, many of

us "just don't know".



Will be missed 12/8/1936 -

6/3/2009




Peace, Love and Harmoney



Ray Ray
Surendra





Jun 5 2009 5:49 PM


Kathys Comments
Wednesday F Kennedy





Jun 4 2009 5:39 PM

oh my gawd
then i know two monkeys
i'm coming to check you out;)
x
just a handful





Jun 4 2009 3:29 PM



do ya feel lucky, punk? well, do ya?
Wednesday F Kennedy





Jun 4 2009 6:41 AM

my little texas monkey
xxx
deb


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May 27 2009 5:49 PM

funny, i pop on your page for the first time...you have nooo idea how much I love Raising Arizona. And so I subscribed to your blog. And hello there.
jill





May 27 2009 2:39 AM

Nova





May 26 2009 11:09 PM

So you know the ways of the mini-Daruma?  I'm not surprised.

They are at my beck and call.  Even now I have them preparing dinner and tidying up the living room.  I told them it's training for world domination.

Sister Scotchy McDrunkerson





May 24 2009 5:44 PM

"Later, in an exclusive interview, the dragon revealed that he'd been influenced by a series of MySpace blogs featuring the controversial character Godzilla..."
HEIDE





May 22 2009 6:28 PM

Ha!

Good one, Joe!!



HEIDE





May 22 2009 5:38 PM

My husband and I were watching “Who Wants To Be A
Millionaire” while we were in bed.. I turned to him and said,


“Do you want to have sex?”
“No,” he answered.
I then said, “Is that your final answer?”
He didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying,
“Yes.”
So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”

And then the fight started….
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