*Joe*
*Joe* “believes in evolution/ not sure it's a great idea.”

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48 years old
New Jersey
United States



Last Login: 11/28/2009
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    *Joe*'s Interests
General
MusicSchoolhouse Rock, Patti Smith Group

Lefty
Lefty

and so on.
MoviesI'm a big fan of dystopic film futures like A Clockwork Orange, Mad Max, Blade Runner & Brazil. But I think that they're far too optimistic in their outlook.
Television24/6 Wednesday is kind of a dead space.
BooksWith the right marketing these things could one day replace the Internet.
HeroesHam, Salami, Provolone w/ lettuce, tomatoes, oil and vinegar.... to go please.

     *Joe*'s Details
Status:Married
Zodiac Sign:Cancer



*Joe* The thing about watching a Keanu Reeves movie is that you shouldn't try to use your brain for at least a half hour afterward. Semi-autonomic functions first Posted at 6:38 AM Nov 27
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   *Joe*'s Blurbs
About me:

Like most people on MySpace, I have serious emotional/sexual/political issues (take your pick) that I'm willing to share with the world. I'd like to help propel MySpace into the big noxious trash heap I know it's capable of becoming.

UPDATE: Mission accomplished I guess.

THE MYSPACE BLOG GRAVEYARD:

A Brief History of the Internet

NEW BULLETIN POSTED

In the Solipsistic Loop

Not with a bang but a twitter

A Many Times Reheated Leftover Thanksgiving Blog

Remembrance

Eat a String Bean or Tinkerbelle Dies

March of the Bloggers

The Accidental Ichthyologist

_____ is in your extended network

The Twelve Stages of Reading a Crappy Beach Novel

Catwalk to Heaven

Flying Somewhere Over the Rainbow in Missing Munchkin Formation

The Tyranny of Two

The Olive Garden of Good & Evil

The Perfect MySpace Blog

The Merchant Seaman Who Fell Out of Grace With The Commonwealth of Massachusetts

The Wacky MySpace Time Machine - destination 2006

My War With Machines: Part VII – Refrigeration

Where was I? Oh yeah. @!*?%!@!!!

Contractual Obligation Blog

ALERT! ALERT! Godzilla:King of All Monsters Endorses Book!

A Recipe for Evil

Wired

LEAVE LIBERTY ALONE!

Bicycling Across Siberia

Bad Writing Contest: The results show and other stuff

It’s All a Metaphor for Something

Cold Turkey

Pepé Le Pew - PART II

J’Accuse! The Sexual Harassment Trial of Pepé Le Pew (PART I)

Betty Boinks Bedrock

Acme Dearest

The Aarvark Goes – WTF?

Aye Robot!

Rolling on the floor with English

Quit staring at my Hiatus

The Ghastly Crumb Tiny Celebri-bet

Tuesdays with Tony

Even More Reviews for Youse

A Grouchy Blogger Foresees His Self-Deletion

A Review of Everything

The One Minute Bible

The Compleat Asshole

Internal Memo

DESTROY ALL CANDIDATES!!!

Surrender

The Ergonomics of Human Design and Creeping Featurism in Sex Toys

Intermezzo

Holy Innocence

The Enigma of Enigmatic Inscrutabilities II: Blog-podge Ragnarok

The Enigma of Enigmatic Inscrutability

Prick Up Your Tails!

The Pros and Cons of Enchiladas

You’d Better Watch Out!

Last Minute Toy Buying Guide for the Obscure

Confessions of a Middle-Aged Drama Queen*

A Million Little Pizzas

Like a Good Neighbor

Good Fences Make Pissed Off Neighbors

The Power of Cheese

Fright Month: It Came From The Left!

An uncharacteristically unfunny non-blog (UPDATED)

Oldest Neo-Conservative Crotch Critter Tells All

Lawn Darts

Probe Me Deadly, My Love

Suburban Still Life

A Blog Tag Now Re-do

What I Had For Breakfast

The Six Day War

Jehovah's Witness Protection Program

How to Write Bad Poetry

Dog Park Bullies

WTF?

"Everywhere I go, I'm asked if I think the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them." - Flannery O'Connor



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*Joe*'s Friends Comments
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Dew(ed)

Dew(ed)



Nov 27 2009 7:05 AM

I'm loving your playlist.
jill

jill



Nov 26 2009 2:11 PM

The Tachy Ventricle

The Tachy Ventricle



Nov 26 2009 4:20 AM

You're not fooling anyone with that recycled St. Paddy's Day hat mister.


Writing next chapter

Writing next chapter



Nov 25 2009 9:04 PM

I certainly hope they are serving turkey in sector R.  Turkish coffee, towel, border -- may I see your passport please?

Little Feat and Little Shop of Horrors.  What a medley.  Dixie Chickens and Audrey II's...

Howdy, Pilgrim.
♥ Dazzle ♥

♥ Dazzle ♥



Nov 25 2009 8:48 PM

thanksgiving Pictures, Images and Photos

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Have a wonderful Day!! 
Pamela

Pamela



Nov 25 2009 8:32 PM

Have a Happy Thanksgiving Pilgrim Chimp! :)
Dew(ed)

Dew(ed)



Nov 22 2009 5:28 PM

lol I think I could manage.
Dew(ed)

Dew(ed)



Nov 22 2009 8:41 AM

the perks sound fabulous but what does a muse do exactly?
Dew(ed)

Dew(ed)



Nov 22 2009 3:49 AM

yeah but you're joe.... cuppa joe... I don't know. it seemed right.
Dew(ed)

Dew(ed)



Nov 19 2009 5:14 AM

*steals sip from cup of *coffee* *
chaosgrrl

chaosgrrl



Nov 16 2009 7:10 AM

MC Hammer Pants Pictures, Images and Photos

can't touch this?
*Origami Lithium 11 Tsunami*

*Origami Lithium 11 Tsunami*



Nov 13 2009 3:37 PM

Oh snap!  You are *Joe* Lithium-15 Monkey!  (I used The as your middle name...)
*Origami Lithium 11 Tsunami*

*Origami Lithium 11 Tsunami*



Nov 13 2009 2:50 PM

Thank you, sir!  So far all my cousins seem to be kinda schmucky (just like my real family!), but what can I say, Lithium 11 is a little explosive. 
HEIDE

HEIDE



Nov 12 2009 7:38 PM

Every time I come here I get distracted and forget what I wanted to say, as there often are just too many brilliant profound comments oozing forth, like the one below. So Joe.......DO you REALLY like them, and are you willing to show them just how much if you do? Inquiring minds like mine want to know.........  
Dew(ed)

Dew(ed)



Nov 11 2009 9:04 PM

heh. yeah. me too. and some mushy stuff too.
<*))meh)><

Sally Hellacious



Nov 7 2009 8:43 PM

humorous pictures
see more Lolcats and funny pictures
C.C.

C.C.



Nov 7 2009 1:30 AM

Hmmmm......
Was this just a fun weekend kicking back with his
homegirls or was our pal Dali really trying to tell us something about
the nature of male-female relationships?

Either way, hope you have a great weekend!






Dew(ed)

Dew(ed)



Nov 3 2009 4:00 AM

Thanks Joe! It feels right.
Epstein Barbie

Megan DiLullo



Nov 1 2009 10:51 PM

OH MY GOD! This is the best thing, EVER! I have some new decorating ideas for the couch fortress.
deb

deb



Oct 31 2009 7:33 PM





Joko

Joko



Oct 29 2009 5:45 AM


Dew(ed)

Dew(ed)



Oct 28 2009 7:16 PM

*smile* I love that book.
JILL

JILL



Oct 25 2009 6:09 PM

Special Delivering Smiles . ..





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Adrianne Curry

Adrianne Curry



Oct 23 2009 4:15 AM

Julie is the ultimate, even in her late 70's
just a handful

just a handful



Oct 22 2009 6:09 PM


i know you love it. Xx0o i just know it.
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