I'm a big fan of dystopic film futures like A Clockwork Orange, Mad Max, Blade Runner & Brazil. But I think that they're far too optimistic in their outlook.
Television
24/6 Wednesday is kind of a dead space.
Books
With the right marketing these things could one day replace the Internet.
Heroes
Ham, Salami, Provolone w/ lettuce, tomatoes, oil and vinegar.... to go please.
Like most people on MySpace, I have serious emotional/sexual/political issues (take your pick) that I'm willing to share with the world. I'd like to help propel MySpace into the big noxious trash heap I know it's capable of becoming.
You will never see me write the phrase "but I digress" because that's pretty much what blogging is all about.
Every time I read a David Sedaris essay, I think to myself that while he is very well-written and humorous, I'm only about three years of consistent writing away from being as good or better.
But, I honestly think that you are already as good or better than Sedaris. He makes me chuckle; you make me laugh out loud. And I am sure I speak for many.
So, I highly recommend you get off your ass and find a way to get published. And when you do, put in a good word for me, will ya?
5 hours is a dangerously long time, Joe. You know that. In the un-likelihood that you should experience an erection for more than 4 hours, contact the emergency agency over at The PTL Club.
Pat Robertson is standing by now to re-direct you....
"Later, in an exclusive interview, the dragon revealed that he'd been influenced by a series of MySpace blogs featuring the controversial character Godzilla..."
My husband and I were watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” while we were in bed.. I turned to him and said,
“Do you want to have sex?” “No,” he answered. I then said, “Is that your final answer?” He didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying, “Yes.” So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”
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