matrix energetics. matrix energetics. yes, matrix energetics! the unconscious mind. general semantics. e~prime. apple cider vinegar. hydrogen peroxide therapy and dmso seems to be a possible cure for cancer those fuckers don't want you to know about......................
my Q~link pendant protects me from those pesky electro~magnetic frequencies. my friend ben likes to dip his balls in holy H2O and t~bag vampire bitches...coz sumtimes vampire bitches needs a talkin to!................
when i was a wee little kid, i saw a leprechaun sitting on the headboard of my bed...that shit scared me. 100th monkey phenomenon. kombucha ist good. not being programmed by outside forces. crystals. wondering. wandering. day~dreaming. silent communication.
lucid dreaming. growing into my skin. breaking down blocks and anxieties. collapsing old loops/cycles/patterns and spinning them into new ones. so many battles...choosing wisely. non~linear thinking. falling for every girl i see. not doing a goddamn thing about it. ice cream in the winter. instincts. skimming 12 books at once. now, wtf was i just reading bout? books on audio. taking vacations one can't really afford. getting back and planning the next one.....................
not being quite so shy/aloof anymore. i'm still damn good at it when i want to be though. are you people really fucking reading this? wash cloths really get you clean. flirting. then going home alone. wait, that's not so interesting. i wanna invent a hair product called "3 days unwashed." being an anti~intellectual. i mean i'd love to have all that book knowledge locked down and at my fingertips.....................................
ooh, having a car again after 2 years! ah fuck, the car thing fell thru. still pounding the pavement w/ these fish feet. road trips...................................
playing w/ the control panel in my mind. all communication is hypnosis....................
the map is not the territory. goat's milk yogurt, acai, granola and nana. a crockpot & a seal-a-meal. walking and thinking. cymatics. veggie-mobiles. spontaneous remissions. being told i can't do something. a good creamy chai late. thc. keeping my blood sugar level level..............................
sensitivity. empathy. massage. observing your body language and acting accordingly. magick, hypnosis, neuro linguistic programming, design human engineering, neuro hypnotic repatterning...shit like that. matrix energetics.
Music
been outta the music loop for a few years now...but i have stumbled upon some stuff that i like...just off the top of me head... jOanna newsOm. boards of canada, m83, ulrich schnauss, spoon, manitoba (caribou), mogwai, wilco, radiohead, s. malkmus, pavement, elliot smith, stereolab, bonnie prince billy, elliot smith, sparklehorse, cat power, ibosonic, weezer, coco rosie, grandaddy, belle n sebastian, scout niblett, devendra banhart, school of seven bells,
Movies
dark knight. what the bleep do we know, the secret, you and me and everyone we know, i heart huckabees, science of sleep, your friends and neighbors, wes anderson, just randomly adding shit...ok that's enuf, my head hurts. gummo, tree of the wooden clogs, stranger than fiction, the fountain...
Television
"i'm comfortable apart, it's all written on my chart and i take what's given me, most co~op~er~a~tive~ly..." ~damn, i miss that fuckin guy....................................
ima pisces born in "the week of the loner," cancer rising(not literally...gotta be careful w/ those hypnotic commands!)and aries moon.................................
i've just installed a neu belief: the more $ i spend; the more $ i receive. did you know that you become what you think about most of the time?.........................
i like tantric masturbation. girls are pretty intuitive: ever stare at the small of a girl's back w/ a little skin showing and she instantly pulls her shirt down? i've also noticed that u girls have the greatest peripheral vision: well duh, you've had a lot of practice coz us pigs are always gawking like stephen hawking!............................
communication is the response you get. i think it's funny how some "hot" girls will assume you're gay if you don't respond to them the way they're accustomed to. fuck, guess i need to work on my communication skills! i'm ruled by the #7. #3 follows me around too.
Books
busting loose from the money game by robert scheinfeld is currently blasting my head open. and of course: matrix energetics__the science and art of transformation by dr. richard bartlett. me likes carlos castaneda, "the adventures of anybody" by richard bandler (a fable written with hypnotic metaphor), robert anton wilson, on da road, power of now, power of intention, celestine prophecy, the attractor factor, divine magic, law of attraction, astrology boox, i'm kidding...i can't read.
About me: 2 fishes swimming in opposite directions.
here's the dealio: i have recently completed all levels (including my whizard's training!) in the set of conciousness tools
better known as Matrix Energetics. i was already "out there" and now i'm so out that i'm back in and ready to continue "playing in the quantum field". so, if ya have any aches, pains, conditions etc. that you'd rather call "gOne"; get in touch with me and i will send some quantum magick your way. i've had some pretty kooky successes so far: the 1st time i used the magick was during lunch while at the seminar. i only had $3 and wanted to try to "manifest" a free cup of coffee (while not being attached to the outcome and being open to the "unexpected"). so i did a little hocus pocus and drove to the coffee shop. i proceeded to pay for my coffee and laughed it off. now, i'm driving back to the seminar and i see something floating in my periphery accross the road. i turn around to go check it out. yup, it was a $2wenty$ spot! 15 minutes and $17 up. with a little "play" my buddy "john's" ankle healed overnight and same for "jane's" hyper-extended knee. i also use it to get the neighbor's dogs to stop barking. practical stuff! because really, there is no "real". no real $20, no coffee, no knee, no ankle, know me, no you...all just complex PaTTeRnS of light and information interacting and spinning. and the simple act of "observation" at the quantum level (in your imagination) is enough to collapse the
wave and pop up a new and more useful reality (pattern of info)into your hologram. so...take that quantum leap and let's play!!! where does it hurt???
Who I'd like to meet: ...your aches n pains; "conditions". and whatever silly names we call stuff. i prefer to call them gOne! nothing is real. all just light n information on the quantum level.
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