Joslyn
"Sit Right Down and Make Yourself Uncomfortable"

Female
100 years old
Colts Neck, New Jersey
United States



Last Login:8/20/2008
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    Joslyn's Interests
GeneralCadillacs, Air America Radio, American politics, beer, smoky bars, good jukeboxes, pool, spicy food, Edy's Girl Scout Thin Mint ice cream, big damn silver jewelry, high heels and red lipstick, pulp art, noir anything. Oh yeah, and shih tzus.
MusicBeasts of Bourbon, Gun Club, New Model Army, Damned, Nick Cave, Birthday Party, Cramps, Alien Sex Fiend, Killing Joke, Red Lorry Yellow Lorry, Lords of the New Church, Einsturzende Neubaten, Tex and the Horseheads, Scientists, Spencer P. Jones, Dubrovniks, Hoodoo Gurus, Lime Spiders, Olympic Sideburns, Tindersticks, Screaming Tribesmen, These Immortal Souls, Crime and the City Solution, Gallon Drunk, 16 Horsepower, Slim Cessna's Auto Club, Tom Waits, Gene Autry, Spade Cooley, Hank Williams (the first, not Junior, and fercrissake NOT Hank III), Lefty Frizzell, Johnny Cash, Dash Rip Rock, Motorhead, Blasters, X, Mad Daddys, Five Horse Johnson, Chameleons, Boomtown Rats, Gang of Four, and on and on and on....

I loathe emo, rap, hip hop, rap metal, and new country.

TelevisionCountdown with Keith Olbermann, Jeopardy, AbFab, CNN. A drunken, trivia-loving, Bush-hating news junkie. Yup, that's me.
BooksCurrently I'm reading Frames by Loren D. Estleman.

Mysteries! Dennis Lehane, Robert Crais, James Lee Burke, John Connolly, William G. Tapply, Carol O'Connell, Lauren Henderson, Tim Dorsey, Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child, Laurence Shames, Max Allen Collins, Jack Kerley, Elmore Leonard, Janet Evanovich, Tom Corcoran, Kinky Friedman, Tim Cockey, Sarah Strohmeyer.

Comic Books! Sandman, DR and Quinch, Hellblazer, Preacher.

Get Wise to the Right-Wing! The Truth (With Jokes), Republican Noise Machine, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them, Bushwhacked, Thieves in High Places, House of Bush House of Saud, Big Lies.

HeroesPhotobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Stinky Sono Buoni of the Mad Daddys
Rest in Peace, my friend
Groups: Librarians Rock!Lubricated GoatAlien Sex FiendThe Birthday PartyJack on Fire: The Gun ClubNew Model ArmyThe ChameleonsReally Pale People

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     Joslyn's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Colts Neck, NJ
Body type:5' 7" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Librarian, Rope Spinner

   Joslyn's Companies

Shrewsbury, NJ US
Librarian / Intimidator

Not quite as long

US
Lariat Artist, Rope Spinner,

Most of my freakin' life
Casino Evil
US
Poster Slave

2001-



Joslyn sticking pins in a doll that looks just like you

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   Joslyn's Blurbs
About me:


I have big hair. I wear black. I like reverb, distortion and feedback.

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Who I'd like to meet:
I prefer a dry wit, not easily shaken.

NO teens. NO bands. Most of you sound like Staind, and there's no reason to be proud of that.

Private profiles? Hard-to-read/black backgrounds? Get lost.




   Joslyn's Calendar ( View All )
Aug 23 2008 5:00P
john doe at Concerts in the Studio @ Concerts in the Studio
Aug 23 2008 10:00P
Barbecue Bob & the Spareribs at The Brighton Bar(N.J.) @ The Brighton Bar(N.J.)
Sep 10 2008 8:00P
Supersuckers at The Wonder Bar @ The Wonder Bar
Sep 21 2008 8:00P
Motörhead at Stone Pony Parking Lot @ Stone Pony Parking Lot
Oct 2 2008 9:00P
Wayne Hussey of Mission UK/ @ Brighton Bar
Oct 4 2008 8:00P
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds at WaMu Theatre at MSG @ WaMu Theatre at MSG
Oct 11 2008 8:00P
Killing Joke at Filmore East / Ex Lrving Plaza @ Filmore East / Ex Lrving Plaza

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Joslyn has 466 friends.
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 Leftenant Reg? 


 LISA 

Is Online
 GUV'NOR 


 Jennizzle 


 Tim 


 Ancient Pistol 


 Mark 


 Ramblin' Ashlee 


 Pete 


 Library Grrl 


 Casino Evil 


 Stinky Sonobuoni & The Mad Daddys 


 Trash Mavericks 


 SKULLS 


 Beasts of Bourbon 


 Kim Salmon 


 Spencer P. Jones 


 Brian Henry Hooper 


 Texacala 


 The Gun Club 


 the birthday party 


 Rowland S. Howard 


 omae24 


 Talon 


 The Skeleton Boy 


 Slappy 





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Scottish Christmas





Aug 19 2008 11:00 PM

come see the Monks movie after you see the Sonics--
NOVEMBER 7 – 13, FRIDAY – THURSDAY AT 7, 9PM (PLUS SATURDAY & SUNDAY AT 5PM)

Monks: The Trans–Atlantic Feedback
Sponsored by KEXP 90.3 FM
(Dietmar Post, Lucía Palacios, Germany/USA/Spain, 2006, digiBETA, 100 min)


“It’s Monk time!” Formed in the mid–60s by five American GIs stationed in Germany, the Monks was a short–lived, ahead–of–its–time conceptual art piece masquerading as a pop group. Heavy on feedback, nihilism and electric banjo, they were billed as the “anti–Beatles” and sported black robes and Franciscan monk haircuts. The group made a splash on German TV, recorded one album and shared the stage with Jimi Hendrix before falling apart and into obscurity. It wasn’t until decades later that their album “Black Monk Time” was re–discovered and hailed as an unsung masterpiece and early presage of punk rock. Trans–Atlantic Feedback tracks the Monks’ unusual story and celebrates their idiosyncratic brilliance and impact on modern music. The film unearths great archival footage, reunites the five band members (including Dave Day from the Seattle area who passed away this January) and interviews such fans as Joachim Irmler of Faust, Genesis P–Orridge of Psychic TV and Throbbing Gristle, and Jon Spencer.



“Wonderful…a long overdue history lesson.
”
– Rolling Stone

http://www. nwfilmforum. org/cinemas/calendar. php
Donnie G.





Aug 19 2008 4:22 PM

I would have never taken you for a spinner.
Library Grrl





Aug 15 2008 4:19 PM

Whoa! I adore those Whirling Turban dresses!
GUV'NOR





Aug 11 2008 7:27 PM

ISAAC HAYES DEAD!!!



OLD SCHOOL SOUL !!!
THE BRIGHTON BAR





Aug 6 2008 4:16 PM

Dances of Vice





Aug 5 2008 6:02 AM

starkallposterweb

Just over two weeks away is the Dances of Vice Festival II in New York, from August 22-24, 2008! Featuring Voltaire and his skeletal orchestra, The Deadfly Ensemble, Fern Knight, Desert Sin, live harpsichord and Baroque opera, Steampunk - Rococo - Victorian - 1920-30s fashion shows, art, magic, vendors, and more!

Tickets are now available through the festival website. Advance ticket discounts end soon!

http://www. dancesofvice. com
GUV'NOR





Aug 3 2008 3:21 AM

Heres your old friend hard at work.
Munsters Theme Song
GUV'NOR





Aug 1 2008 11:22 PM

Have a good weekend
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GUV'NOR





Jul 31 2008 9:42 PM

Take your time. You know where I am.
THE BRIGHTON BAR





Jul 30 2008 3:16 PM

G. Wood/Undercover Bonobos





Jul 29 2008 9:47 PM

46- Has anyone ever said you looked like a celeb?
Yes, D'Arcy from the Smashing Pumpkins. I don't see it.

Aw c'mon, you so totally look like somebody famous--no one in particular, just the kind of look that makes people say, hey, isn't that...wasn't she on...didn't I see her... face it, grrl, you've got *Star* written all over you!

So, how've you been...yeah, me too...

Been here yet?

http://www. myspace. com/undercoverbonobos
Library Grrl





Jul 29 2008 12:51 PM

Thanks J :)

Know any good online sites where one can score a vintage (or vintage knock-off) dress? Circa 40's or 50's?
esp





Jul 24 2008 10:54 PM

thanks for adding me on! enjoy worshiping the lizard god!!!!PhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket
Scottish Christmas





Jul 18 2008 10:52 PM

Ha ha thanks for leaving me a nice birthday comment! The cowgirl is a nice touch. I got together with my friend (she moved to Seattle from Texas) and I have family from TX and I kept teasing my friend. She said we'd do wine and cheese at her swanky apt on the 19th floor of her swanky building in downtown, and I kept saying "We're going to get our Southern Belle on!" "I'm bringing beer and potato chips and Virginia Slim Menthol 100s ( neither of us smoke) and Sweet Tea".
But, she busted out the wine and cheese and mentioned that she was going to order a sweet tea vodka she saw on the Net--- yikes !!
THE BRIGHTON BAR





Jul 12 2008 4:24 PM

Don't Forget, Tonight, Saturday July 12th

&
THE LOOSE ROOSTERS
Doors @ 9:00
GUV'NOR





Jul 7 2008 3:10 AM

mwuhahahahahaa....... ....... ......


mwuahhahahahahha..... .... ....


i spent over 500 in gas this month!!!!!


weeeeeeee



I commute 110 miles a day and couldn't ride the hog this week!!



Am I pissed off at W???? ......youbetcha!!!!


FTW-----Guv'nor
LISA


Is Online


Jul 5 2008 6:09 PM

Celebrating my "Independence" - (it sucks)... Miss you! Lisa
Ancient Pistol





Jul 4 2008 11:20 PM

Thanks for the comment, which I can always count on to be thoughtful.

"Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel" - Dr. Samuel Johnson

I will let that quote speak for itself.

Mike

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Leftenant Reg?





Jul 4 2008 10:21 PM

You too, Jossie!

Library Grrl





Jul 4 2008 4:22 PM

Have a grand holiday, J!

Jennizzle





Jul 4 2008 1:11 AM

Mark





Jul 3 2008 3:51 PM

Here is a quote from a pal of mine who is spending a year in Australia attending college:

"Spencer P. Jones/Brian Hooper are also playing at a record store Saturday afternoon. X is playing Saturday night, and SPJ again Sunday evening!!!
I think I'm experiencing a positive culture shock. Even the faculty of the school know who Tex is when I tell them I'm going to see him, so did my 50+ year old cab driver!"

I'm speechless...