About me:
Being Chinese takes up most of my time.
WYSIWYG.
The internet makes me simultaneously as smart as a tree full of owls and as stupid as a soup sandwich.
Wasabi is great. Especially with sushi.
I am very proficient in HTML (How To Make Love)
Los Angeles is a place women walks their kids on a leash and carry their dog.
Who I'd like to meet:
A rabbit who pulls a magician out of a hat.
The people who stalk my profile.
Carrot Top's barber.
The lady who does the voice on the phone and tells you to "please press one if you speak english".
People who actually laugh like "muahaha" in real life.
People who have chronic
Asianitis...
The quality assurance manager of a jock strap company.