MySpace a place for friends

"I Became Insane, With Long Intervals Of Horrible Sanity."
-Edgar Allen Poe

“The Earth Is Suffocating...Swear To Make Them Cut Me Open So I Won’t Be Buried Alive.”
-Chopin’s last words

"Hell Is Full Of Musical Amateurs."
-George Bernard Shaw

"Happiness Makes Up In Height For What It Lacks In Length."
-Robert Frost

"We're All Bouncy And Hyper And On Crack!"
-Whitney

"Would Those Of You In The Cheaper Seats Clap Your Hands?
And The Rest Of You, If You'll Just Rattle Your Jewelry."
-John Lennon

"One Reason I Don't Drink Is That I Want To Know When I Am Having A Good Time."
-Nancy Astor

"The Worst Thing About Europe Is That You Can't Go Out In The Middle Of The Night And Get A Slurpee."
-Tellis Frank

"Fall In Love Or Fall In Hate.
Get Inspired Or Be Depressed.
Ace A Test Or Flunk A Class.
Make Babies Or Make Art.
Speak The Truth Or Lie And Cheat.
Dance On Tables Or Sit In The Corner.
Life Is Divine Chaos, Embrace It.
Forgive Yourself, Breathe.
And Enjoy The Ride..."
-Solbeam.

"The Capacity Of Human Beings To Bore One Another Seems To Be Vastly Greater Than That Of Any Other Animal."
-HL Mencken

"When You Go Into Court You Are Putting Your Fate Into The Hands Of Twelve People Who Weren't Smart Enough To Get Out Of Jury Duty."
-Norm Crosby

"I Wasn't Kissing Her, I Was Whispering In Her Mouth."
-Chico Maroc

"Nancy Reagan Fell Down And Broke Her Hair."
-Johnny Carson

"This Paperback Is Very Interesting, But I Find It Will Never Replace A Hardcover Book-It Makes A Very Poor Doorstop."
-Alfred Hitchcock

"Now You Have To Get Married..."
"It's Not Binding."
"Tramp."
-Line From Addam's Family Values

Quotes That Only Make Sense To A Few People:

"Omgwtftextgasm!"

"Dude!
Text Sex..."

"All They Have Is AIDs...
I Mean Diet..."

"Don't Talk To Me When I Have Meat In My Mouth!"

"Beached..."
"Don't Say It..."

"B Flat!"

"BUT WHY ARE YOU HOT!?"

"Cheese Boobs."

"I'm A Fucking Forest Nymph..."

"My Little Dom-Er, What?"

"Giggity."

"Leather Outfit...
And A Whip..."

"I Could See You Specifically:
In A Black Cop Hat, Leather Vest, Black Bra/Panties Combo, With Black Leather Chaps, Black Spiky Boots, Waving A Billy Club...You Would Be A Fine Madam!"

"You Are Jack.
Because Jack Is Badass."

My Name Is Rachael.
I May Not Look Like Much...
But I'll Blow Your Fucking Mind...
Roses Are My Favorite.
Even If They Are Cliche.
I Love Musicals.
My Favorites Have To Be Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street {And Not Just The Burton Remake}, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Rent, Across The Universe, And Many Others I Cannot Come Up With At The Moment.
I Don't Like Fitting Into Stereotypes, It Makes Me Feel As If I've Been Put Into A Box.
I Like Vampires.
I Like Werewolves.
I Like Zombies.
I Like Ghosts.
I Probably Like Vampires The Most Out Of Those, But I Enjoy Anything Deemed Supernatural Or Paranormal.
I Hate Twilight Vampires.
They Make Dracula Sad.
I Am OBSESSED With Everything To Do With Love.
But, That's Okay.
=]
I'm A Sucker For Romantic Lines And Gestures.
I'm A Crazed Romantic.
I'm A Geek.
Music And Tech Geek, To Be Exact.
I Love Mt Dew.
And Am Paranoid Without It.
I Believe There Is A Ghost In My Attic And My Room.
I Eat Muffins Upside Down.
I Live For Music.
I've Been Playing Saxophone For Almost Ten Years.
Playing Bass Guitar For Almost Five.
Playing Piano For About Three.
I Fail Epically At Singing, Please Don't Ask Me To Sing For You, Because I Won't.
My Right Eye Will Rarely Cross.
My Left Pinky Won't Lie Flat.
I Love My Friends And If You Hurt Them, You Were Warned...
I Love God And Am Christian.
A Crazy Methodist To Be Exact.
I Love Bowling.
I Don't Wear Makeup.
Why Should I?
If Someone Doesn't Like Me For Me, Why Should I Put On A Fake Face?
I Spell Stuff Like A Brit.
Get Over It.
I Will Also Sometimes Phrase Things Like A Brit.
Again, Get Over It.
You Judge Me, I Judge You.
You Know That Whole "Do Unto Others" Part Of The Bible?
Yeah, I Like That Part...
If I Believe In Something Strongly Enough, I Will Stand Firm On It.
I Probably Love You.
Unless You're Annoying.
I Have An Odd Obsession With Duct Tape.
My Wallet Is Made Out Of It.
Zack Bought Me.
Becca Stole Me.
Everyone Else Stole Me.
Zack Stole Me Back.
So, Zack Owns Me.
Hate Your Luck!
I Have An Obsession With All Types Of Mythology.
It Intrigues Me.
I Hug Trees.
Yes, I Am An Independent Liberal.
I Enjoy Odd Socks.
And The One's I Wear, Rarely Match.
I Am The Adopted Kid Of The Wicked Clowns.
I've Got Two Rocks...
And By That, I Mean Pillars, People Who Hold Me Up When I Need It...
Zachary Owens And Mary Elizabeth Evans {Almost Brown}.
I'm Not Sure What I Would Do Without Them, They Are My Strength...
Hm...
What Else Do You Want To Know?
Who Reads This Stuff, Anyway?

Lili:
Joo ish a crazy funny woman.
{In her own words.
=]}
___
Devon:
I can honestly say that Rachael is one of the most hilarious people I have ever met. The day we met, I knew that I hadn't just stumbled upon some ordinary girl. Why? For one thing, she lives in Kentucky. :p Also, she has such a distinct personality that shines through everything she does. Almost every bulletin she posts act as an amazing conversation piece. We're so different, yet we have so much in common. We both love things like Monty Python, Green Day...I could go on forever. I'm so glad to be able to call this girl my Commander In Chief. We're an example of what happens when two coasts meet. Learn from it. I know I have. ♥
___
Chasity:
Rachael=
A Batch of cookies that:
doesnt like mornings,
is fun and weird and random
is a band geek (YAY)
and has an awesome myspace. :]
and uno what??
Bitch--i LOVE HERRR!!
___
Shelby:
What I Think About Myy Rachael Darling

I must sayy that Rachael is one of myy absolute favorites and I ♥ her veryy, veryy much. We have a ja-billion and six funny Foster moments that we couldn’t list in a book even if we wanted to B/C we’d be too busyy laughing about them as we thought of them. Sleepovers and sleeping on cracks and dying hair at 1 in the morning is the best wayy to spend time with some of myy best friends and I’m glad that Rachael was one of those friends. Even though we don’t talk that much, I want you to know that I love you veryy much and that you’re one of my best friends. I would die without you.
: ]
___
Shauni:
She is the bestest emo kid ever I love her to death even if she hides under pillows when i turned ICP on and then caught her dancing to it I love her to death she is like uber kool.
___
Troy:
This is what I think of you.
The Hamster Dance.


===
Tell Me What You Think Of Me.
I'll Put It Up Here.
{Thank You Devon, For The Idea.}

Create your own Friend Quiz here

"I'm Glad To Know My Sheep Rank Above Me." :)-Mary
"Always." =]-Me

I Farking Love This Girl.
I Mean, We Can Stare At Each Other, Then Burst Out Laughing For No Good Reason.
And We Have Hot Lesbian Sex.
Totally Joking, But This Girl Is Awesome.
Our Tastes Differ In Everything From Guys To Music, But We Make It Work.
I Can Honestly Say I Don't Think We've Ever Had A Fight That Lasted More Than About 15 Seconds.
And If We Have...We Both Forgot About It.
I Love Her And Her Sheep.
Forever And Always.

"I'm Gonna Go Kill Myself Now..."-Me
"You Do, And I'll Kick Your Ass..."-Zack
"How...?"-Me

Zack Owens Is Like...
One Of My Besties.
Yes, He's My Bestie.
We Went Through Too Much For Him To Not Be My Best Friend.
He Will Forever Be My Juggalo, Just Because I Said So.
And My Word Is Law.
Deal With It.
The Hopeless Romantic And The Heartless Sociopath.
We're A Strange Pair, But Whatever.
Opposites Attract, Right?
=]
He's Farking Awesome, No Matter What Anyone Says.
Even If He Won't Go Fuck His Cheese.
I Love This Boy Because He Makes Me Laugh Uncontrollably.
Just By Saying Something Stupid.
Honestly, I Don't Care What You Say About Him, I Know Him Better Than You Do.
You Can't Change My Mind, So Don't Try.
You Will Fail.
Epically.