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The Statutory Ape

		A stab and a laugh and the patiently folded hands of hopeless propriety. Male 31 years old Huntington Beach, CALIFORNIA United States Last Login: 2/2/2010

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General	Let's see... I'm a geek. I harass people in their homes for a living. I'm a writer and artist whose muse is on vacation, I'm expecting divorce papers any day now. Wannabe pool shark. Dive bar aficionado. Book worm. I once jumped out of an airplane with a little man strapped to my back... the landing hurt like hell. I supposedly play go and chess. I'm a lush. I like to debate. I like to be the Devil's Advocate, he pays well. My friend Lars Benson and I plan to take over the world, or open a deli in Timbuktu.
Music	Bad Religion, Tom Waits, Rasputina, The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets, John Lee Hooker, Ray Charles, Old Blue Eyes, Devil Doll, They Might Be Giants, KMFDM, Soul Coughing, M. Doughty, Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies, MC Hawking, ect, ect...
Movies	Bladerunner, Pleasantville, The Seventh Seal, Brazil, Things to do in Denver When You're Dead, Boondocks Saints, Mirrormask, Pan's Labrynth, ect ect...
Television	Aeon Flux, The Maxx, Boondocks, Hustle, Dead Like Me, Heroes, House, Chuck, Journeyman, The Practice
Books	Robert Anton Wilson, Robert Shea, Philip K Dick, Tim Powers, James P Blaylock, Tom Robbins, Alexandre Dumas, Ursula Le Guin, Naomi Novik, Robin Hobbs, Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchet, Edgar Allen Poe, JK Rowling, William Gibson, John Grisham, ect, ect...
Heroes	William Stephenson. And all of my favourite writers and artists.

The Statutory Ape's Details

Status:	Single
Here for:	Friends
Orientation:	Straight
Body type:	6' 2" / Average
Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian
Religion:	Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:	Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:	Yes / Yes
Children:	Undecided

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About me:
My idea of a good time: Drinks, a pool table, friends, and Sinatra on the juke box.

And for those of you who may have been wondering....
"So we keep the same instincts as our primate and pre-primate ancestors, but we superimpose culture and law on top of this. So we get split in two, dig? You might say, mankind is the statutory ape." -Mounty Babbit in Schrodinger's Cat Trilogy, by Robert Anton Wilson..

Who I'd like to meet:
People who like to shoot pool and drink.
People with brains. (mmmm tasty brains)
A good merlot.
An undead cat.

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The Statutory Ape has 134 friends.

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Christian

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Mind Dump

Cambria

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Tuus sum fatum, exsecratio, spes, ac caritas.

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Pop Tart	Sep 28 2009 4:45 PM Hi :) How have you been?
Lelia Broussard is making a new record!	Apr 24 2009 12:28 AM happy week! i have a favor, well, its not really a favor, cause its something FOR you, but it definitely will help me if you would, could you please download the songs on the wonka widget below (they are free!!) and if you love me a LOT, post the wonka widget to your friends, on your page, anywhere you can think of..its a contest...I never enter those, but this one is cool, cause you know, its wonka, and that means chocolate or like golden tickets ;) mwuah~Lelia
Antimony	Apr 16 2009 5:58 AM Danke, that is a high compliment. ^_^ I am a natural blonde, just not that blonde, and now my roots are darker than the rest of my hair instead of vice versa, it's always something! ;p
~Jaime~	Mar 17 2009 9:08 PM You know why leprechauns laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls!
Reki	Feb 19 2009 8:35 AM This comment was sent by your friend via the GoodTree Causes app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- Hey The Statutory Ape, I left you a gift. Click and pick it up.
Reki	Feb 19 2009 6:29 AM This comment was sent by your friend via the Cheers!! app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- Hey The Statutory Ape, I am sending you a Blue Heaven. Send me a drink back! missed chatting.. enjoy !
Christian	Feb 4 2009 9:34 AM This comment was sent by your friend via the Cheers!! app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- Hey The Statutory Ape, I am sending you a Orange Blossom. Send me a drink back!
Christian	Jan 29 2009 9:09 AM This comment was sent by your friend via the Pimp Wars app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- Christian wants you to join their Pimp Wars Hoez in Pimp Wars App Game, a Mafia-style combat game played on MySpace. Start out as a petty thief and work your way up to become a Number 1 Pimp on Myspace! Join Christian's Pimp Wars Hoez!
[SMD] Cyclone Thrax	Jan 12 2009 7:20 PM well i'd love to see what you come up with. alternative models are on the rise i think but either way its not a priority. i like detail but i wouldnt want it to be too cluttered you know what i mean? i wouldnt want a person to look at it from afar and just see a black silhouette of wings cuz of so much detail. but yea, lets see what u can do hehehe
Cambria	Jan 3 2009 8:47 PM Happy b-day!! Hope you are going to be doing something fun. P.S. You should call me. I am much better at answering my phone these days.:P love, Cambria
turbo	Dec 1 2008 7:03 AM I DJ HERE ON WEDNESDAYS. AND THERES A POOL TABLE. so if you can get your ass to glendale on a wednesday, that'd be keen d-; i still need to make it down your way once im less broke too x_x
i am red	Nov 20 2008 6:13 AM i never said hello here yet...so here i am.. =) hello captain!
J.T. Auger	Sep 17 2008 8:34 AM Hey, my tribute band Progknowsys just posted five new recordings! Check 'em out! You can find their music page at the top of my friends list. Let me know what you think!
Reverend Lady Mojorisen	Sep 11 2008 8:05 PM i miss you...and i luv u!! i miss talking to u in your car about conspiracy theories late at night and hanging out..... we need to hang out soon dollface!! its been years
Mind Dump	Aug 19 2008 11:55 AM This comment was sent by your friend via the Green Spot app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- Hey The Statutory Ape, I left you a gift. Click and pick it up.
J.T. Auger	Aug 19 2008 7:29 AM Thanks for puttin' me on youtube, brother! I put a bulletin on my page to let everyone know so they can check it out!!!
Mind Dump	Aug 17 2008 9:00 PM This comment was sent by your friend via the Green Spot app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- Hey The Statutory Ape, I left you a gift. Click and pick it up.
Mind Dump	Aug 15 2008 4:01 AM This comment was sent by your friend via the Green Spot app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- Hey The Statutory Ape, I left you a gift. Click and pick it up.
Pop Tart	Aug 14 2008 11:59 PM This comment was sent by your friend via the Green Spot app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- Hey The Statutory Ape, I left you a gift. Click and pick it up.
J.T. Auger	Aug 12 2008 6:36 AM Bro,WAAAAYYY too much fun at my Birthday party!!! Hey, did you get one of my demo cd's?
Girl	Jul 29 2008 11:10 PM This comment was sent by your friend via the Own Your Friends! app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- Hey The Statutory Ape, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH! hey cutie, bow to me
Christian	Jul 19 2008 10:31 PM This comment was sent by your friend via the Mobsters app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- Christian wants you to join their mob in Mobsters, a Mafia-style combat game played on MySpace. Start out as a petty thief and work your way up to become a Mob Don! Join Christian's Mob!
Mary	Jul 6 2008 5:55 AM This comment was sent by your friend via the Own Your Friends! app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- Hey The Statutory Ape, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH!
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