DO NOT FUCKING ADD ME IF YOU ARE A BAND. I DO NOT CARE TO HEAR YOUR FUCKING MUSIC. YOUR SHIT IS BAD AND IT MAKES ME WANT TO PUKE IN YOUR FACE.
i doubt the possibility that babies could turn into adults, it is my suspicion that babies are on rotas, and they stay babies forever, and are simply moved around and replaced by toddlers, which then turn into adults. how do you feel about this?
take note, i never make sense.
i prefer girls, 100%. guys are good friends, but the cack frightens me and is frankly, the ugliest thing on a man. the chances of me dating a butch lesbian are slim. i prefer girls, and when i mean girls, i mean girls who aren't afraid of makeup, eyebrow maintenance and other things that define a woman as a woman.
I'm twenty, a taurean and I still do the sniff-test on most of my teeshirts. I cut my own hair. I identify as androgynous and straight edge (it's been my lifestyle for five years now) as well as homosexual. I eat a mostly vegan-esque diet, but I still eat the occassional Harvey's burger. Who can resist? I swear too fucking much, and I am most likely the most open-minded and weirdest person you will ever meet. Flamboyancy is my forté. One day I plan to give up Bowie, The Doors, Hendrix, Zepplin and Golden Arm Trio in favor of more modern music tastes. Yeah fucking right.. No seriously. When I hit up college or some shit like that. Maybe. For now, I enjoy being a freelance web/g-designer who thoroughly enjoys writing pr0n (and pr0ntastic rp) on the side. You could randomly IM me. LJ is rather sketchy at times, claiming I am not logged into my various IM accounts when really I am. I am a bored, bored individual and welcome talk from random strangers at three am on a Friday.
"i spend most of my day tweezing and my makeup collection is the most expensive thing i own. and i dont drive a truck" -sarahsaurusrex, on how she cannot stand boyish lesbians
and a special note to all those fucking band profiles and pornography profiles: stop fucking adding me, or i'll jab my sharpie into your eye. =D good thing about computers is that there are DELETE and BACKSPACE buttons.
dallas & ponyboy
AREZ SO SCENE FO' 'SHO
& GREASERS!!
LOVE YOUR CAT & DOG? THEN READ THIS. YOU DESERVE TO KNOW THE TRUTH
