Singin', dancin', general craziness. Burlesque, dressing up, How do you solve a problem like Maria? Burn the sanctimonious bitch!!
Music
Rock 'n' Roll, Iggy Pop, David Bowie, Aerosmith, Elvis, Velvet Revolver, Guns n Roses, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zep, Johnny Cash, Gram Parsons, T Rex, Sam Cooke, Stone Roses,Otis Reading, The Kinks, Prince ...the list is endless!
Movies
Too, too many. Almost Famous, The Big Lebowski, Withnail & I, The Lost Boys, Some Like It Hot, The Court Jester, The Crimson Pirate ah harrr!........And of course Waynes World.
Television
Harry Hill's TV Burp, Fraiser & My Name is Earl (Joy is Queen Bee). Most Haunted hahaha! That's the funniest thing on TV. People running round old buildings in the dark with night vision cameras scaring the shit out of themselves and Derek Ankora "I'm getting a name..Marlon....no, no Mary? Mary?...no..Sam and he died here!" Brilliant! ;)
Books
Phillip Pullman's Dark Materials Trilogy, Elmore Leonard, Hunter S Thompson, Michael Marshall Smith, Harlan Coben, Colin Bateman, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Damon Runyon, Mark Twain & PG Woodehouse and when I was a kid, Stephen King.
Heroes
My whole family, Gene Kelly, Danny Kaye, Burt Lancaster, James Cagney and Mr Pop!
Jo King - the woman who started it all for me x
and my dearest friend Nina the Headdresser who makes my hair look amazing
About me: Howdy Folks! Well, here I am! Two years hard labour with just a spoon and Shawshank for inspiration, I'm fresh out of the slammer and ready to show the world some razzle-dazzle Crimson style!!
I've been crawlin' and diggin' and damn near broke a nail but I managed to claw my way through unspeakables to finally see the sky with my own two eyes again and THANK THE LORD! (Although I have a sneaky suspicion He may have had something to do with my incarceration in the first place - gettin on the wrong side of a man of the cloth, believe me, is not advisable!)
I'm ramblin.....please do excuse me. I've been bustin out onto the Burlesque scene in London .....with ulitmate ambition to take over the world, but first things first.
I have a partner in crime although not too sure 'partner' is entirely accurate - we're hardly on equal terms but Ed always shows up and acts real professional...again, 'act' being a mighty loose description!
Apart from Patsy Cline's 'CRAZY', I also sing 'YOUR CHEATIN HEART' (I do have a heart but will not incriminate myself by sayin whether it's Ed's or someone else's). I would say that this act is a mixture of Patsy Cline and Silence of the Lambs.
My signature routine, for over two years, is 'FOXEY LADY' - a striptease using Jimi Hendrix's song of the same name. It has been described to me as "Jessica Rabbit meets Austin Powers". I hasten to add that the person who described it, no longer has the power of natural speech! ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!
My newest routines are:
a WEREWOLF FANDANCE and a QUEEN BALLOON POP
- keep your eyes peeled for photo's and a film.
I also cover the old Peggy Lee classic 'FEVER'. However I do not sing it in the traditional fashion. My glam Pirate striptease to Bobby Darin's 'SOMEWHERE BEYOND THE SEA' went down a storm at the 2007 BESTIVAL in the Time for Tease tent. 'SAD OLD RED' - this is a more traditional burlesque striptease - photo's of which are below. Another of the stranger routines to hit the streets is my striptease to 'ONE STEP BEYOND' by Madness' (go figure!). And a recent favourite on the fetish scene is my lunatic nurse routine using music from THE CRAMPS and ROBERT PALMER!
I also devised and coreographed a Balloon Pop routine and an Aerosmith Biker routine using their cover of Roadrunner for 'Tease With A Twist' - the show I took to Edinburgh in 2007.....is there no end to my talent?! ;)
I've performed my, um, 'unique' acts at Jo King's NAUGHTY BUT NICE at Volupte AFTERNOON TEASE for the Teasemaids at Volupte and at this years BESTIVAL SHALL I BE MOTHER at the Hilton Metropole - Brighton Volupte - A NIGHT OF LAMOUR SKA BURLESQUE at Dirty South and also the Montague Arms HIP HIP & OH MY GOD I MISS YOU at Bethnal Green Working Mens Club FESTIVAL OF SINS at The Purple Turtle STRIPLITE at the Horse And Groom HULABOOGIE at London South Pacific TRAILERPUSSY at The Purple Turtle - Camden THE SLIPPERY BELLE in Po Na Na - Manchester. And recently I've been quite a regular at the Soho Review Bar (the old Raymond Review) for HURLYBURLY and LONDON BURLESQUE FESTIVAL _ UK SHOWCASE RICHARD N JUDY on CHANEL 4! The EDINBURGH FESTIVAL at the EICC in 2007
I've starred alongide David Walliams in the BBC4 biopic of Frankie Howerd and recently had the honour of becoming part of the GAWKAGOGO team who should be seen to be believed. Check out the calendar below for future gigs.
To find out more about my routines, you'll have to see them or get in touch at crimson_skye@btinternet.com. I'm available to hire for parties, weddings, bar mitzvahs and funerals ;)
Anyway, as the old saying goes, pictures speak louder'n words so feel free to check them out. Ttfn Crimson xxxxx
Who I'd like to meet: Iggy Pop, Steve Tyler and Duff...preferably all at once! oooh! and anyone with a beach house I can borrow! And Ed Harris - greatest living actor on Earth. And I want to dance with Christopher Walken ;)
THIS PAGE IS FOR BURLESQUE PURPOSES ONLY - I'M NOT HERE TO FIND A DATE SO SAVE YOURSELF THE TIME AND MESSAGE SOMEONE ELSE AND DONT MESSAGE ME!
Thanks for the add! it's awsome you liked Beautiful Dreams though! but i was pretty pissed when i made Hey Joan and am very proud f it..haha! wellcrazy..that's how it goes!!
Hi Hun thanks for accepting, when you have a moment please take a look at my hair wear, and let me know what you think, i also take comissions! - Miss Polly xx
Hello, thank you for your message. My wig maker friend is currently dealing with her daughters sickness bug-the second she recovers ill be able to get all her contact details for you! Ginger x
You love guru- love the picture! Was such a pleasure meeting you and Ed last week. You guys were amaaarzipan! I had a great time, hope we get to band together again sometime soon. We should go for a coffee/beer sometime since we're neighbours! ;) See you round darling Pip xx
I had such a fabulous night at the Slippery Belle and was completely captivated by your acts. All Bella's praise for you is most deserved, you're a magnificent performer and a perfectly lovely sweetheart to boot! I hope I get to perform with you again soon. Enjoy the rest of your weekend petal! Love and hugs, Coco xxx
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