Aisha Mahmud

About me:

My name is Aisha. I'm twenty, I'm funny, I'm raunchy, and I'm easily agitated. I have a lot of trouble finding a pair of pants when I need them (ask me about my funny Fire Drill story), and I'm an amateur writer of both fantasy and general fiction. I rarely like most people I come into contact with and keep a majority of those I meet at a safe distance. I'm pretty normal, and I love to shop -- especially for shoes. I'm a gamer, but I will not talk to your ass on Xbox Live if you're one of those hooligans who do nothing but shout ignorant bullshit into your mic during a trivial game of Uno or Scrabble. In Gears of War or Call of Duty, that's fine (I can always chainsaw you or frag your ass into the next century for it) --- but please shut the hell up during Uno.

I don't like spineless people, two-faced people, and those who play the passive-aggressive role to evade problems. I have one motto that I swear by: if you can’t accept me at my worst, then you don’t deserve me at my best. It goes both ways, so don't expect to be cast within my judgmental eye if I consider you a genuine friend of mine. We all make mistakes.

I also don't want a bunch of wanna-be rap artists, wanna-be "photographers", and other shady-looking people messaging me and adding me telling me to check out their music. All the bands/artists I have on my list were added at my discretion because they sound good to me, not because they "need my opinion" oh-so-badly. Leave me alone.

I keep a blog on WordPress called *Urban Tongue. All of my ramblings about my life, my thoughts, my game reviews, my movie reviews, celebrity-bashing, social commentary, and other trivial nonsense go there. ---> [ urbantongue.wordpress.com ]