Banana
"Entertainment Solution Provider"

Female
53 years old
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 8/17/2008
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    Banana's Interests
GeneralMain Entry: top banana Function: noun Etymology: from a burlesque routine involving three comedians in which the one that gets the punch line also gets a banana : the leading comedian in a burlesque show; broadly : KINGPIN 2
MusicMusic sounds sooo pretty. John Tesh is dreamy. Oh that Yanni!
MoviesI like watching.
TelevisionI learn so much from commercials! I can't wait to go to the mall.
BooksI like Cosmo because there are lots of pictures and these index card things that smell nice. Colorforms, picture postcards. I like pop up books, but I find them rather challenging.
HeroesKant. My Daddy. Extreme Elvis. Beethoven. GI Joe (that Ken doll is a pussy, oh pardon me, a wussy). Artaud. Are you My Daddy?

     Banana's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Body type:8' 11"
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius



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   Banana's Blurbs
About me:
Narrative physical storytelling. MC. Doyenne. Burlesque Performer. Vaudevillian. Actor. Phrase user. Fruit Cocktail Entertainment production company--entertainment solution. Main Entry: 1bur·lesque Pronunciation: (")b&r-'lesk Function: noun Etymology: burlesque, adjective, comic, droll, from French, from Italian burlesco, from burla joke, from Spanish 1 : a literary or dramatic work that seeks to ridicule by means of grotesque exaggeration or comic imitation 2 : mockery usually by caricature 3 : theatrical entertainment of a broadly humorous often earthy character consisting of short turns, comic skits, and sometimes striptease acts synonym see CARICATURE http://people.tribe.net/anut
Who I'd like to meet:
A talking muffin, Jean Genet, and either Wagner or Flea.

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Bombshell Betty





Aug 14 2008 6:25 PM

Learn Burlesquercise!™ online today!
Los Banos





Jul 4 2007 8:28 PM

more info at cyclecide.com
Roger That





Jun 16 2007 11:21 PM

hellloooo there!!
*mwah*
DJ CHAZ ROYALE





Jun 2 2007 5:51 PM



FOR FULL DETAILS CLICK OUR BANNER :)
Club Unicornbread





Apr 22 2007 4:37 AM

We love you at Club Unicornbread! Thanks for bringing the magic!
mig





Mar 23 2007 11:07 PM

mig





Mar 22 2007 5:39 PM

Okay, do you have a van because you have so many damn props? Or do you have so many damn props because you have a van? Either way, MAD PROPS to you and your mad props! I love you, Banana! I hope you're not in too much pain from last night. I would have stopped if you'd said the safeword...
DJ CHAZ ROYALE





Mar 22 2007 7:34 AM

Greetings, I wanted to invite you to my going away party in Vancouver Canada:

Friday April 6th 2007.
@ Royal Unicorn Cabaret
147 East Pender St. Chinatown
9:30pm Doors, 11pm Showtime
Cover: $10-20 Sliding Scale

Join the Burlesque Social Club to say farewell to
the 'King of Burlesque' Chaz Royal as he embarks
on a 6 week trip to the United Kingdom,
where he is producing an International Burlesque
Festival in London, May 9-12.

'Hope to see you April 6th for a night
of sultry song & sizzling burlesque strip tease'

-Chaz Royal
Pink Sabbath





Mar 19 2007 7:44 PM

Fruit Cocktail! So delicious!

Thank YOU!!!

We had so much fun with y'all Saturday night at the Ole Western Saloon. You need to come out and torment (and delight!) the natives with us again soon. We love everything about you!!!!!


oxoxo, PInky and the Gang
The Cock-Ts!





Mar 1 2007 8:11 PM

Miss Banana, You totally rocked last night! Thank you for being a part of the show. We love you!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Cock-Ts!





Feb 14 2007 9:16 PM

vday 1
Cheer Up! The Cock-Ts Love You!
Will You Be Our Valentine?
LITTLE MINSKY'S BURLESQUE





Feb 8 2007 8:50 AM

Don't Forget It's EVERY Second Thursday!!

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Sex Workers’ Art Show’s NEW BOOK





Jan 25 2007 2:50 AM



Hi friends! The Sex Workers' Art Show Tour is about to hit the road again!

The show is an evening of visual and performance art created by people who work in the sex industry. It features spoken word, burlesque, music, drag, and more.
The lineup this year is TRULY amazing and includes international burlesque sensation MISS DIRTY MARTINI; author of How I Learned to Snap, KIRK READ; Whitney Biennial artist JULIE ATLAS MUZ; author of Happy Baby and My Girlfriend Comes to the City and Beats Me Up, STEPHEN ELLIOTT; enigmatic operatic musician and performer REGINALD LAMAR; internationally renowned member of the Japanese performance collective Dumbtype, CONO SNATCH ZUBOBINSKAYA; stripper activist and historian JO WELDON; writer and queer feminist smut purveyor AMBER DAWN; and the tour's founder and director ANNIE OAKLEY.
More info at www.sexworkersartshow.com!

the schedule-
Jan
25 Portland, OR Reed College
26 Olympia, WA Washington Center for the Performing Arts
27 Arcata, CA Humboldt State University
28 San Francico, CA Cellspace
29 Santa Barbara, CA UCSB
30 San Diego, CA The Rubber Rose
31 Claremont, CA Scripps College
Feb
1 Tucson, AZ The Space
2 Flagstaff, AZ Northern Arizona University
3 Santa Fe, NM College of Santa Fe
5 Austin, TX Arts on Real
6 Austin, TX Arts on Real
8 New Orleans, LA Zeitgeist Gallery
9 Huntsville, AL Flying Monkey Arts
10 Atlanta, GA Eyedrum Gallery
11 Richmond, VA Virginia Commonwealth University
12 Williamsburg, VA College of William and Mary
13 Philadelphia, PA University of Pennsylvania
14 Washington, DC Rock and Roll Hotel (benefit for Helping Individual Prostitutes Survive)
15 Haverford, PA Haverford College
16 Baltimore, MD The Patterson Theatre
17 Boston, MA Coolidge Corner Theatre
18 Providence, RI Rhode Island School of Design
19 Annandale, NY Bard College
20 Bronxville, NY Sarah Lawrence College
21 Amherst, MA University of Mass.
22 Amherst, MA Hampshire College
23 New York, NY Mo Pitkins
25 pending
26 Cleveland, OH Case Western Reserve Univ.
27 pending
28 pending
March
1 Chicago, IL The Abbey (benefit for Young Women's Empowerment Project)

Sex Workers’ Art Show’s NEW BOOK





Jan 24 2007 9:43 AM



Hi friends! The Sex Workers' Art Show Tour is about to hit the road again!

The show is an evening of visual and performance art created by people who work in the sex industry. It features spoken word, burlesque, music, drag, and more.
The lineup this year is TRULY amazing and includes international burlesque sensation MISS DIRTY MARTINI; author of How I Learned to Snap, KIRK READ; Whitney Biennial artist JULIE ATLAS MUZ; author of Happy Baby and My Girlfriend Comes to the City and Beats Me Up, STEPHEN ELLIOTT; enigmatic operatic musician and performer REGINALD LAMAR; internationally renowned member of the Japanese performance collective Dumbtype, CONO SNATCH ZUBOBINSKAYA; stripper activist and historian JO WELDON; writer and queer feminist smut purveyor AMBER DAWN; and the tour's founder and director ANNIE OAKLEY.
More info at www.sexworkersartshow.com!

the schedule-
Jan
25 Portland, OR Reed College
26 Olympia, WA Washington Center for the Performing Arts
27 Arcata, CA Humboldt State University
28 San Francico, CA Cellspace
29 Santa Barbara, CA UCSB
30 San Diego, CA The Rubber Rose
31 Claremont, CA Scripps College
Feb
1 Tucson, AZ The Space
2 Flagstaff, AZ Northern Arizona University
3 Santa Fe, NM College of Santa Fe
5 Austin, TX Arts on Real
6 Austin, TX Arts on Real
8 New Orleans, LA Zeitgeist Gallery
9 Huntsville, AL Flying Monkey Arts
10 Atlanta, GA Eyedrum Gallery
11 Richmond, VA Virginia Commonwealth University
12 Williamsburg, VA College of William and Mary
13 Philadelphia, PA University of Pennsylvania
14 Washington, DC Rock and Roll Hotel (benefit for Helping Individual Prostitutes Survive)
15 Haverford, PA Haverford College
16 Baltimore, MD The Patterson Theatre
17 Boston, MA Coolidge Corner Theatre
18 Providence, RI Rhode Island School of Design
19 Annandale, NY Bard College
20 Bronxville, NY Sarah Lawrence College
21 Amherst, MA University of Mass.
22 Amherst, MA Hampshire College
23 New York, NY Mo Pitkins
25 pending
26 Cleveland, OH Case Western Reserve Univ.
27 pending
28 pending
March
1 Chicago, IL The Abbey (benefit for Young Women's Empowerment Project)

The Moustache Mafia





Dec 31 2006 3:33 AM

Looking for a change in the New Year? May we suggest...


Wishing you all the happiness, laughter, and love your giant heart desires!! The Moustache Mafia
The Cock-Ts!





Dec 15 2006 5:46 PM

We Love You!!!! You rock!
LITTLE MINSKY'S BURLESQUE





Dec 14 2006 9:09 AM

TOMORROW NITE!!!!!

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AND EVERY SECOND THURSDAY!
Sex Workers’ Art Show’s NEW BOOK





Dec 12 2006 1:52 AM

bannerjulie

Hey people! The Sex Workers' Art Show is in the final stages of booking our feb/march 2007 tour, and we still have a few open dates. If you're interested in bringing us to your school or venue, send us a message or email annie@sexworkersartshow.com!

The show is an evening of visual and performance art created by people who work in the sex industry. It features spoken word, burlesque, music, drag, and more.
The lineup this year is TRULY amazing and includes international burlesque sensation MISS DIRTY MARTINI; author of How I Learned to Snap, KIRK READ; Whitney Biennial artist JULIE ATLAS MUZ; author of Happy Baby and My Girlfriend Comes to the City and Beats Me Up, STEPHEN ELLIOTT; enigmatic operatic musician and performer REGINALD LAMAR; internationally renowned member of the Japanese performance collective Dumbtype, CONO SNATCH ZUBOBINSKAYA; stripper activist and historian JO WELDON; writer and queer feminist smut purveyor AMBER DAWN; and the tour's founder and director ANNIE OAKLEY.

Visit our website at www.sexworkersartshow.com for more info! Hope to see you out on the road!
BORTS MINORTS





Nov 23 2006 6:43 AM

word up my yo?
Carlone





Oct 9 2006 12:18 AM

Mz. B. Peel!

Thanks so much for making the scene on opening night! It was so nice to see you and such a great honor to have you there. Have fun on the east coast!
Robert / AKA Borealis





Sep 14 2006 7:48 AM

U and the CoConut Cream are the two zanniest people that i've seen in the past , let's say 20 + years. crazy to the bone.. love the B.B.Q. and lil piggie from the Simms.. funny funny stuff..
BORTS MINORTS





Sep 9 2006 7:00 AM

i lIke yoo.
shoe diva





Sep 4 2006 8:28 PM

Thanks for the add! MWAH!

beth





Aug 21 2006 3:37 AM

I have a hot tub...
The Graves Brothers Deluxe





Aug 18 2006 2:06 AM

Zoinks.
The Super Dupers





Aug 15 2006 7:15 AM

Some people like banana splits. Other people like banana dipped and fried. Still others prefer to peel their bananas and stuff it in. We just adore this banana any ol' way at all.
Bombshell Betty





Jul 14 2006 12:08 AM

See you tonight at Minsky's, you sexy thing!
Julie





Jul 1 2006 8:37 AM

You and Coconut Cream are good times.
BORTS MINORTS





Jun 29 2006 7:43 AM

Friday night!!! Let's party!..cOme on!!!
Mynx d'Meanor





Jun 17 2006 8:31 PM

i miss you.
Jonathan


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May 16 2006 6:44 PM

Awwwww Yeah!!!

A big MEOW to the mother of my baby!!!

Time for new Pampers!!!!
Embers of Euphoria





May 16 2006 8:10 AM

You kick ass kitty cat!!!
BORTS MINORTS





May 15 2006 1:21 AM

WoW!!!!!

BORTS MINORTS





May 15 2006 1:18 AM

Fantastic Performance!!!!

BORTS MINORTS





May 15 2006 1:05 AM

Paul Stanley Love Child

rocknpunkdad





May 12 2006 7:18 AM

Can't wait to finally meet you saturday!
Let's discuss The Planet Of The Apes movies.
Tanoa "Samoa Boy"





May 2 2006 5:23 PM