Bump and grind!Thearte, visual art painting/sculpting, singing,devising, costume design and construction, pastie making/construction of nipple adornments...........................
The Manifesto of Miss. Bertie
The empowerment of the female,
Of her mind and her body,
Of her mind through her body.
Let her be free
The world is a stage set for folly,
An orchard of contradictions
Ripe for for the harvest of the satirist.
Do not tread softly,
Shake the earth,
Every shimmy, every bump, grind and thrust flows freely,
Her lips may be sealed while her hips speak volumes,
Her pelvis beats out the rhythm of her liberation.
Let the Belle Epoch live once again,
The streets be flooded life,
The cafes and clubs filled with idealism and erotic beauty,
Innocence and sin
Music
My fav band in the whole entire world are those smart arse bastards THE HYMIES! greatest band in the greater brisbane area...and perhaps the world, All Hail Gunther!The Beatles, Eurythmics,Marilyn Monroe, Judy Garland,David Bowie, Sex Pistols, Cole Porter, Howard Keel, Janis Joplin, Maria Callas, Liza MInelli, Elizabeth Schwarzkopf,Petula Clark, Roy Orbison, the Raveonettes, The Hekawis
Movies
Gypsy,Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Pride and Prejudice , Silk Stockings, Last of the Mohicans, Cabaret, Robin Hood Men in Tights (Kicks the arse of Prince of Thieves) Cry Baby
Television
THE MIGHTY BOOSH! Nighty Night, Let Them Eat Cake, Vanity Fair
Books
The Tin Drum, Hildy and Brockett's History of Theatre (My Bible), The Good Back Guide (thrilling)
Heroes
The Hymies,Frida Kahlo, Marilyn Monroe,Judy Garland, Betty Page,Natalie Wood, Audrey Hepburn, Anie Lennox, Gluck, Garfield the Cat, Cole Porter, Greg, Phil and Fred
Miss Bertie Page's Details
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Not Sure
Body type:
5' 8"
Zodiac Sign:
Libra
Smoke / Drink:
No / No
Education:
College graduate
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About me: Miss. Bertie is a offbeat star of Australian Cabaret, famous for her
quick wit, original costumes limitless imagination. As a professional
character comedienne she performs multiple characters including
Bertie Ray Cyrus-Country music star and trailer trash queen and
Hansel Falkenhagen-everyone's favourite 9yo Germanic. She fronts the delightfully naughty rock band "Bertie Page Clinic" a wickedly delicious collaboration with artists from internationally acclaimed bands "6ft Hick" and "Chucknee." Check out their profile on Bertie's top friends featuring their new, burlesque inspired song "Scarlet grinder."
She has a performance studies degree behind her as well as extensive
studies in the areas of burlesque, clown and of course the range of
vocal musical stylings for which she is well-known.
She is more than song and dance, a showgirl who is prepared to open
her mouth, releasing a whirlwind of satire and biting social-political
commantary, a toungue sharper than a diamond blade
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