Clams Casino
"The ne plus ultra of B+ cultcha."

Female
30 years old
NEW YORK, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 7/6/2008
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  http://www.myspace.com/missclamscasino  

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    Clams Casino's Interests
GeneralRock and roll, country music, pina coladas, burlesque, pin-ups, rockabilly, tattoos, Ohio State football, The Joy of Cooking, BBC America, tropical beaches, Annette Funiciello, Coney Island, Dollywood, Elvis Costello, knitting & needlepoint, Chekhov, kittens, Hayley Mills, Carol Channing, NARAL, Graceland, pencil skirts, Feminist Majority, tennis, Mike Ness, Jack Black, Paul Lynde, vintage clothes, Jameson, Bust Magazine, theatre that doesn't suck, This American Life, Eloise
MusicElvis Costello, The Clash, Velvet Underground, Madonna, Neko Case, Aretha Franklin, Stevie Wonder, Van Halen, Lesley Gore, Ronnie Spector, Guns n' Roses, Gladys Knight, Elton John, Scissor Sisters, Stereophonics, INXS, Slade, Bruce Springsteen, Dolly Parton, Sinead O'Connor, Beach Boys, Replacements, Nine Inch Nails, Shangri-Las, Tina Turner, Led Zeppelin, The Band, Jonathan Richman, Rage Against the Machine, The Mamas and the Papas, Prince, Cher, B-52's, The Who, Dixie Chicks, White Stripes, Deee-Lite, Wilco, Bad Company, Joe Strummer, Social Distortion, Le Tigre, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Kasey Chambers, Tom Waits, Johnny Cash, Postal Service, Kenny Rogers, Bill Withers
MoviesFerris Bueller's Day Off, Beach Blanket Bingo, Where the Boys Are, Sixteen Candles, The Parent Trap, Freaky Friday, Spinal Tap
TelevisionThree's Company, The Office, Cheers, Saved by the Bell, Absolutely Fabulous, Facts of Life, The Monkees
BooksEloise, High Fidelity
HeroesDolly Parton, Charles Nelson Reilly, Loretta Lynn, Jim J. Bullock, Paul Lynde, Jack Tripper, Chrissy Snow, Elvis Costello

     Clams Casino's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Hometown:NYC
Body type:5' 2"
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Tassel Twirler

   Clams Casino's Schools
Ohio University-Main Campus
Athens,Ohio
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Playwriting
 

1996 to 2000

   Clams Casino's Networking
Dance - Performance - Other
burlesque



Clams Casino has also been kicked off facebook!!! LOL!

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   Clams Casino's Blurbs
About me:
WINNER! MOST COMEDIC MOST INNOVATIVE 2008 Exotic World Weekend!!! Gee whiz, I just rolled out of Ohio with little more than a bottle of Jack Daniels and a dream! You can catch up with me at www.missclamscasino.com! I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
Who I'd like to meet:
People who love rhinestones and red nail polish, revolutionaries and Neko Case.

   Clams Casino's Calendar ( View All )
Jun 28 2008 11:00P
Mr. Choade’s Upstairs/Downstairs @ Slipper Room
Jun 29 2008 10:00P
Sweet & Nasty Burlesque...Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms!!! @ Rififi
Jul 1 2008 10:00P
Game Show Speak Easy presents Neil O’Fortune’s Meal o’ Fortune @ Fortune Cookie Cabaret
Jul 4 2008 11:00P
Post-Fireworks Hot Box! @ Slipper Room
Jul 6 2008 10:00P
Sweet & Nasty Burlesque presents Meat! @ Rififi
Jul 7 2008 10:00P
Galapagos Kick-off Bash @ 70 North 6th
Jul 12 2008 10:00P
Pinchbottom & Casino-O’Fortune present A SHORE THING! @ Asbury Lanes
Jul 16 2008 10:00P
Revealed @ Horse Trade Theater
Jul 17 2008 8:00P
Game Show Speakeasy presents...Guess My Job! @ Fortune Cookie Cabaret
Jul 18 2008 10:00P
Pinchbottom presents War! (Or Full Frontal Jacket) @ Collective: Unconscious
Jul 19 2008 10:00P
Pinchbottom presents War! (or Full Frontal Jacket) @ Collective: Unconscious
Jul 20 2008 7:00P
Pinchbottom presents War! (or Full Frontal Jacket) @ Collective: Unconscious
Jul 24 2008 10:00P
Miss Pinchbottom 1983 Pageant @ Sideshows by the Seashore
Jul 25 2008 10:00P
In the Flesh @ Living Theater
Jul 26 2008 7:00P
Sexahol Revue @ Rehab
Jul 26 2008 10:30P
Mr. Choade’s Upstairs/Downstairs @ Slipper Room
Aug 21 2008 10:00P
AM GOLD - The smoothest burlesque show ever!! @ Coney Island - Sideshows by the Seashore

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Clams Casino's Friends Comments
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Bryan





Jun 30 2008 5:47 AM

Thanks for the add and for sharing your photos! They are wonderful! Hope to catch your act sometime. Check out my pics from the Mermaid Parade! :)

If you have a moment, please check out my various photos and work. Rebuilding my portfolio this year so check back often! Feel free to stop by and say Hi anytime!

Hope you had a wonderful weekend and have a great week! All the best in 2008! Don't be a stranger!
CJ cliff





Jun 28 2008 4:11 PM

hi clammy
Amber Alert





Jun 27 2008 8:56 AM

it was great to finally see the legend in the flesh. yes, i mean you. just wait till i write home and tell my family I SHARED A STAGE WITH CLAMS! loved that act last night...
xoxoA
Shelly





Jun 25 2008 3:14 PM

Damn girl! Cheetah clad Clams leaving the ladies with "pink balls". An equal opportunity tease I love it!
xxx's
shelly
DARLINDA JUST DARLINDA





Jun 23 2008 10:51 AM

ok, you have a purple profile! And you have a shot of you with purple lighting, you are my hero .. . I also got kicked off of face(less)book, blech they don't even deserve us!!
You rocked my world in pinchbottom(you know bette midler does a cover of that song!)
I love you Clams, missed your sea creature self at the mermaid parade!
xo
DJD
Tatah Dujour





Jun 21 2008 12:57 AM

It was great sharing a dressing space with you. Congrats on an amazing performance and win! You Rocked!!
Tigger!





Jun 20 2008 5:26 PM

You! You! You! Kicked ass at MEW!! Congrats on the well-deserved trophies! Proud to know you, love you, work with you.
xxxTigger!
Mamma MargOH!





Jun 20 2008 12:15 PM

Hey Clams,

Come check out "Mamma MargOH!'s All Soul Burlesque Revue" June 22, 9:30PM

Burlesque darlings Legs malone, RunAround Sue ,la John Joseph and Incredible Edible Akynos All danicng to a live soul band...

Kisses, MargOH!
Shelly





Jun 19 2008 3:12 PM

Hmmmm... maybe it was your unusual use of balls? hehehhe
Akynos





Jun 19 2008 1:04 PM

y were u kicked off facebook???
Chris Beyond Photography





Jun 19 2008 12:50 PM

I agree! Next year we all need to chum around more! Hey, also I just finished editing your photos last night from EW so I'll put those up asap (and send hi-res to your e-mail if you want)!
Fanny Tastic





Jun 16 2008 11:48 AM

Congrats!! Can't wait to see you again in NYC.
Jezebel Express





Jun 15 2008 2:21 PM

Hey! It was so nice seeing you (back in the NYC) Friday night. Congrats again on your wins last weekend. Game, set, match, you're amazing. xo JE
Kiki Clutch





Jun 14 2008 2:11 PM

congratulations, woman!!!
Fannie Spankings





Jun 14 2008 10:57 AM

Sexy mama!!!!!!!
I can't wait to see you in your city!!Have a fabulous summer!!!!!!
xoxoxoxxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
Gravity Plays Favorites





Jun 13 2008 8:53 AM

Thank YOU! WE'll never look at a tennis ball the same way again! You were fantastic! Truly! xoxo!
~michelle
Jo B$$Bs NY School of Burlesque





Jun 12 2008 10:15 PM

You do burlesque proud!
KIT CAT





Jun 12 2008 9:28 PM

You know I've been a tennis nerd my whole life , andre agassi was my first love!! haha! you are so fucking rad, congrats to you!
Weirdee Girl





Jun 12 2008 9:25 PM

The 2x looser is a 2x winner!!!! Congrats you awesome chicky you. And hell yea our boys have the best taste, they are with us...duh. ;)
xoxoxoxoxo
Desiré d'Amour





Jun 12 2008 9:16 PM

YOU ARE THE CHAMPION MY FRIEND!

I have never been so excited and happy to find out what a "tennis ball on a ten foot pole" means. You volunteered, put on a fab act, and saved my butt with a cd...there must be a Wonder Woman act in your future!

love to you and yours xo
Ophelia Flame





Jun 12 2008 9:15 PM

Each time I think of your act, I wet my pants a little. This has nothing to do with Kegles and everything to do with the fact you're a funny mo-fo and I adore you. Yay Clams!
xoxox, - O.
Mimi First





Jun 12 2008 8:37 PM

Way to bust Miss Exotic World Wide Open. You really served up something special that Windy Saturday in the Desert. You my dear have some serious game!
Java





Jun 12 2008 4:52 PM

Clams--I'll play tennis with you any day! You really know how to handle balls. ;)
Little Brooklyn





Jun 12 2008 4:06 PM

Gosh... Having a hard time picking out a gift to celebrate your awesome win:

http://www.4specialtygifts.com/pads.html

Im partial to "serving the ball"

Congrats!
xoxoxo
Perle Noire





Jun 12 2008 4:02 PM

Thanks... I am moving to NYC and I hope to share another stage with you soon... You we're amazing...
Vixen Violette





Jun 12 2008 3:21 PM

It was so great to meet you as well! Your tennis act is absolutely flawless and so hilarious- congratulations on your wins!
Fancy Chance