About me: I'm a choad expert. In fact, I'm kinda THE choad expert. Wanna know what the heck I'm talking about? Have a look...
Myspace was just the beginning.
Who I'd like to meet: Anti-choads. People who make fun of choads. People who love choads. Choad bait.
Oh, and actual Choads. No seriously, bring yourself. You guys are my bread and butter!
Earlier, when I was dumperpumping this chick, I took hold of a favorite passtime: labial origami. I was twisting her curtains into various contortions such as geese, conch shells, and something that resembled an old work boot.
Well now, that was a mildly innuendo laced comment. Is "miss debator" an innuendo as well. Or a peek at a personal trait. ;) Some say I am a master debator, I'll leave it up to you to decide whether I like an argument, or if I like playing southern pool.