I'm straight outta Wolfsburg, Germany y'all. I'm a perfectionist. I enjoy the thrill
of being thrown back in my seat (from de G-forces), and I love mein cat, Mr. Boots.
I don't do drugs, but I am an adrenaline junky. Faster faster faster!
I love mein job. I am an aries, so I am always right and you are always
wrong ;) I think the sound of a motor is the sexiest sound in the world
I love music as long as it rocks hard. I think you can tell a lot about a
person by the kind of car they drive. If you drive a badly pimped auto,
don't even bother. V-Dub in da haus. Life is a trip, so go fast and make good time.
Likes: I love the smell of gasoline. Gears turning, oil burning, stomach churning. Go fast
or go home. Efficiency.
Dislikes: "Pimped rides," bumper balls, people in the left lane going 40 with the blinker on.
Traffic. Scorpios, you can't trust them.
Who I'd like to meet: I'd like to meet:
Mein fast would like to make friends with you.
Your fast. And my long lost twin Hans. Hans, if you read this please contact me.
Remember how we used to race toboggans? Come home. Papa is sorry.
Helga, why don't you put up some more revealing pictures of yourself?
Helga:
Like the GTI subtlety is the key.
Ryan:
Helga, can you un-pimp my myspace page?
Helga:
On the information super-highway your myspace page is a 1980 P.O.S. doing 40 in the left lane mit its blinker on. Now go to your room and think about what you've done.
Tom:
Helga, do you have a website?
Helga:
This is a website. But if you want to see more of me, check out VWfeatures.com.
Ask your own question:
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Mein Travels
I love the color.
In Venice they have canals instead if roads. It is a terrible place.
The germans make better cars, and better roads: No speed limits.
I don't do drugs, but I am an adrenaline junky. Faster faster faster!
I love mein job. I am an aries, so I am always right and you are always
wrong ;) I think the sound of a motor is the sexiest sound in the world
I love music as long as it rocks hard. I think you can tell a lot about a
person by the kind of car they drive. If you drive a badly pimped auto,
don't even bother. V-Dub in da haus. Life is a trip, so go fast and make good time.
