David Choadhammer recently decided to move to Korea so real live shows have been postponed until his return to the correct hemisphere.
Missile Dick stands on higher moral ground than you.
Missile Dick loves money. Give us some.
Missile Dick does not dawdle.
Missile Dick does not lie unless it is to make our life easier.
Missile Dick's primary foes are Cancer: The Disease, and The 40 Mile Omnishark.
Missile Dick will enslave all humanity.
Missile Dick will not tolerate your shenanigans.
Missile Dick studio album/live album due Christmas 2008
What's up? Just wanted to let you know about our Charity Show @ Hard Rock Cafe next Saturday (December 6th). We're gonna play some bluesy, funky stuff that's not on any of our records and it should be a really fun show...plus it's for a good cause. Hope you can make it out!
HEY DUDES...YOUR SOOO FUCKIN FUNNY...I LOVE YO SHORT SONGS... HAVE AN AWESOME HOLIDAY...TERDZ...YOU CRACK ME UP...I PUT YA ON MY TOP...I'M DRUNK OFF THE LIL BABY JESUS'S BLOODY MARY AHAHHAHAHA...LATERZZZZ..
