Burlesque, shiney things, darkness, dance kabobs, pink things, rhinestones, sequins, costume making, men, sex, chevre, waffles, nasty espresso drinks that taste like they could peel paint off a new Jaguar, obscenely overpriced cocktails, snow, downcomforters, and all kinds of girly stuff.
Oh, and the shows I am in...
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我想認識： You, you, and you. The fabulous and the humble. Arty-farty ricockulous insane creative types. Edgy glamour pusses. the wacky. the sublime. les enfants terribles who twirl their facial hair and gleefully wring their hands as they sneer and glare from on high within their ivory tower down upon hoards... the shrewd & yet lewd closeted freaks with rhinestones in their poop... it only gets there by sprinkling it on your strawberry Special K with halfnhalf.... you know who you are.... If you believe in love (or cunte if you are Sarah)then you are mine. bwahahahahhhhaaaaClick here to visit The Naughty Paris Guide website!
Hello MySpace cadet friend, I hope you have recovered from the festivities because we have a ways to go. I'll be spinning in Martins lounge this Saturday 14th Nov. Free glow bangles & mix CD's while stocks last. Hope you can make it. Cheers, Berni. http://www.martinskeywest.com/lounge/
Feline Entertainment & Fanatique de Glam present: Burlesk! Freaky Friday the 13th w/ Viva le Vox and the Goddamn Gallows, freaks, geeks, and all kind of scary peeps! Burlesk! Freaky Friday the 13th will be featuring spooky and freaky performances by well-known local and traveling magicians, musicians, and burlesque artists to thrill and chill you!
Artistika 523 S. Elm Doors @ 7pm, Burlesk! Show @ 8pm $10, $8 if curiously clothed Bands Immediately Following Burlesk Revue The weirdest, creepiest, eeriest, most bizarre, peculiar peepshow you've seen yet!!!
so i said you are the macgyver of burlesque, only to realize you are the paul mccarthy of burlesque, only to realize your more the laura parnes/sue debeer of burlesque.
Happy & Safe Goombay & Fantasy Festival too you all!, Big Thanks to everyone who came out for my birthday bash....tooooo much fun. I'll be spinning in Martins lounge this Saturday 24th for Goombay & also the following Friday 30th for the Fantasy Fest party. Free glow bangles & mix CD's while stocks last. Hope you can make it. Cheers, Berni. http://www.martinskeywest.com/lounge/
December would work for me, do you want to set a date now so we are sure it is going to happen? I have tons of ideas for you, the same ones from a while ago.
Date: Saturday, Oct 24, 2009 Time: 11:00am - 2:00pm Location: Miami Light Project 3000 Biscayne Blvd. Suite 100 Email: thetorchytaboo@yahoo.com
Build
your confidence and find your inner diva! Learn how to walk into a room
this Halloween...whether you're dressed as a sex symbol or a
frankfurter, be the one one that makes the party sizzle! This
workshop is great for utter beginners and seasoned pros alike! If
you've ever found yourself thinking "I bet it's great fun to be a drag
queen!" or " Gee, what new excuse can I come up with to buy these
feathers, rhinestones and false eyelashes?" or "Halloween just doesn't
last long enough!" this class is for you!
$45.00 covers class and 1 pair of hand made tasseled pasties. $40.00 if you pay in advance (through paypal at the following address) Discounts available for performers. Contact Torchy at thetorchytaboo@yahoo.com to reserve your space. Oct 24th is closing in...sign up now!
Torchy
Taboo is a Burlesque Hall of Fame award winner and her class is the
ONLY Burlesque Class in Florida affiliated with the New York School of
Burlesque. Classic moves include stage strutting, glove peeling, the
good ole' bump n' grind and will culminate in the fun and fascination
of tassel twirling. No nudity is required, medium height heels are essential (2 to 3 inches), preferably character shoes or something similar.
Hello MySpace friend, I will be celebrating my birthday on Saturday night & to mark the occasion I will be spinning in Martins Martini Lounge between 10pm & 2am. Hope you can make it. Cheers, Berni. http://www.martinskeywest.com/lounge/
So I'm back in the 'Burgh- returning to broken internet connection at home and to discover someone used my ATM card fraudulently while I was away. The incompetence of humanity is a heavy burden to bear. Waaaaaa! Wishing I was back in NY already. Still have some gig bookings to look forward to though! Hugs n Kisses! x x
