Mabel
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Jesus Loves Me!
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29 years old
Indiana
United States
Last Login: 4/21/2008
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| General | Jesus, cats, baking cookies, a good book (as long as it's clean and wholesome), prayer, good grammar, nail polish and exercise. | | Music | Amazing Grace is my favorite hymn. I love good, clean Christian rock - you know, something that really makes you snap your fingers. Some of my other favorites: What a Friend We Have in Jesus; The Lord is King; Purple Rain; All Things Bright and Beautiful; Girls, Girls, Girls; Jesus High in Glory; Paul Anka's "Having My Baby." | | Books | We are Created to Be His HelpMeet: Discover How God Can Make Your Marriage Glorious, by Debi Pearl. | | Heroes | Jesus, Mrs. Gaines-Crockett, Brother Yancy's Sainted Mother, Chuck Norris |
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Christian - other | | Zodiac Sign: | Libra | | Smoke / Drink: | No / No | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | Some college |
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Mabel praying to rid the world of heathens Posted at 9:56 PM Feb 8, 2008
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About me:
Jesus said, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone" or something like that. I think it was Jesus that said that, wasn't it? Anyway, that's my philosophy when it comes to my past. Sure, I may have occasionally acted like a bit of a skanky whore in the past, but I'm saved now, so it totally doesn't count!
Many of my friends already know this, but for those who don't - I have a confession. I was not always such a good Christian (Republican Baptist) woman. I know that it's hard to believe, but it's true. I used to be a sinner.
I was working my way through college as an "exotic dancer." Yep, that's right, I was a sinful, slutty stripper. It's painful to admit this, but God hates liars, so I have to be honest about my shameful past. My original plan was just to support myself through college, but if
I'm going to be completely honest, I'm afraid that I would have never quit (well, until I was old and wrinkly anyway). I was making so much money! I know now that that's no excuse. I shudder to think what would have happened to me.
Thankfully, Jesus intervened to save my soul. Thank you, Jesus!
One night, I was performing on the main pole, when Divine Intervention changed my life. One of my "fans" in the audience jumped up on the stage and tried to approach me. I don't even want to think what he had on his dirty mind! The club's bouncer, Bubba, tried to stop him. Well, all H-E-double hockey sticks broke out, and I'm not really sure what happened after that. All I know is that I ended up in the hospital for two weeks with a concussion and three herniated discs in my cervical spine (that's my neck). Boy howdy, you wouldn't believe the pain I was in. Thank God for morphine!
Anyway, Jesus came to me in my hospital room. He told me that I was a very naughty, nasty, dirty girl and that I had to change my slutty ways or that I would burn in you-know-where for all eternity. I was surprised that Jesus cussed like that, to be honest. Nonetheless, I promised Jesus that I would devote my life to the Lord and be a good girl for now on.
My then husband told me that I hallucinated the whole thing! Can you imagine the nerve?! He was just jealous that Jesus didn't visit him. Since we weren't even married in a church, and I wasn't of "legal" age when we got married, it wasn't a real marriage or so I've been told. So I had it annulled. I've been a virgin ever since. Before he left, he took all the cash that I had hidden in our apartment that I'd earned dancing. Jesus said that it was dirty money anyway. Good riddance to bad rubbish, I say!
It turned out that my "fan" was Father Paul from the Catholic Church just down the street from the club. (Papists! They make us religious people look bad, don't they?!) At first he claimed that he was just trying to cover my almost naked body and stop me from dancing to save me from eternal damnation, but he couldn't explain why he had been stuffing dollar bills into my G-string for the past several hours. That, and the joy jelly in his pocket was rather suspicious. My lawyer didn't even have to file the lawsuit against him. He and the Church settled with me pretty quickly. I guess to avoid the publicity. The club and Bubba were a little more stubborn, but after we filed the lawsuit, they saw the light pretty quickly. Thanks again, Jesus! Between the settlements and my disability payments, I'm doing pretty well for myself now. Sure, I still have headaches and sometimes get dizzy and see spots when I get too excited or over-exert myself, but all in all, I'm fine.
I have my cats (Fluffy, Cuddles, Oreo, Ginger, MaryAnn, Lovie, Miss Kitty, Pumpkin, Trixie and Sparkles - Did I mention that my stage name was Trixie Sparkles?) and Jesus to keep me company. Praise the Lord! I also have my friends from Church, the Baptist Women's Book Club and Baptists for Republican Faith. My life is full of love and happiness.
And that's my shameful story.
Glory, Whole of His Love!
Well now you know a little about me...You probably want to know about God, don't you? Well, the only truly Godly people on this good earth are the Republican Christian Baptists.
Check it out yourself at www.baptistsforbrownback2008.wordpress.com
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