I understand that when setting up your site one should supply the evil eyes with a blurb of oneself. But, in the last few days while surfing other sites of so- called DRAG PERFORMERS in this country, I have found that a few who's careers unfortunately I am responsible for and have known them since I put them into their frocks, that their ego vanity driven blurbs are pure unadultarated RUBBISH!
So, I thought that I would break with this tradition, so here is the whole truth raw, but factual. Anybody offended by this blurb, feel free to kiss my butt and plant a tree for Isreal. Infact, plant it where you goddam like!
THEE DIVA was born not in a manger as the legend would have it, no bright shining star leading the legendary magi to my birth place, MAGI meaning KINGS, although that night at the hospital, I'm sure there were a few queens onsite. 2.30am Tuesday September 27, 1950 the legend began haha.
I spent the first fourteen years of my life in the Adelaide Childrens Hospital suffering from a rare lung disease which I continue to battle daily no big deal, who does'nt. I attended High School and having a great passion for the Arts, I was awarded the Tennyson Medal which provided me with a scholarship to attend the then well known STANLEY ST SCHOOL OF ARTS. But, after a ghastly sexual encounter with one of the Professors on a regular basis, I found myself terminated from the School.
I then attended Sturt University, majoring in Drama and Mental Health, needless to say DRAMA won. Then met Adelaide Icon, Roger aka Rouge Sheperd who put me into patomime placing me onto legitimate stage. Through her and the chance encounter with the then well known Sydney, so-called underground operator Abelara Saffron. I was hired to work in Adelaide's first LES GIRLS at the Trocodero Nightclub, in Register St Adelaide South Australia.
I worked two seasons with LES GIRLS left, swollowed a bucket of hormones, had my larger than Barbara Steisands nose reconstructed, became a real life girl, got myself a job stripping at the then infamous LA BELLE NIGHTCLUB in Hindley St Adelaide South Australia, where I proceeded to entertain thousands upon thousands of eager young men when my then young nubile naked body in all kinds of suggestive erotic, filthy and questionable performances. It wasn't long before I used all these talents by taking them from the stage to the rear of vehicles, pokey little hotel rooms, sometimes granduer suites, Street corners or wherever I could apply my new found talents as a fanTASTic WHORE! During this period, having become an extremely proficiant striptease artist/whore, I was discovered by an agent and offered a contract to work in Melbourne Australia.
The next 14 years was spent in a drug-induced haze where I spent month upon month in locations dotted all over this great country of ours and the rest of this planet, either getting my gear off to questionable music in even more questionable DUMPS! The rest of the time my gear was still off only I was laying on my back, I can give you detailed descriptions of the ceilings in the rooms of all the major hotels of this planet. Thank God for drugs!
On returning back to my base in Melbourne, I was involved in a massive scandalous sex and drug bust which forced the Victorian Poiice to send me packing back to South Australia. I spent the next few months drying out then came in contact with then well known, Adelaide Identity Mr Don Storen, who then, was a part-owner of the legendary Green Dragon Hotel, he put a microphone in the palm of my hand and THAT night THEE DIVA was born, and the rest is HISTORY!
Heya! thanx for ur well wishes! I just got this fabulous book on marie antoinettes wardrobe, im gonna make all of them!!! fun times ahead! hope ur well? xpashx
Nice to see you here, and Thanks for that ' Trip down Memory Lane ' I haven't seen those Drag Show Videos in over 20 Years ! ' Those were, the Good O'l days ! Good Luck at the X-CHANGE HOTEL !
"You live in the most beautiful house in Elizabeth and you don't care if your clothes are stretched out from wire hangers!!! And your room looks like some two-dollar-a-week furnished room in some two-bit back street town in Adelaide!. Get up. Get up. Clean up this mess!!!"
