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MISSOURI SEX OFFENDERS
Powerpop / Happy Hardcore / Christian Rap

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN



COLUMBIA, MISSOURI
United States

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Member Since12/25/2004
Band Websitehttp://www.apc.net/bturner/tesla.htm
Band MembersKYZAR: lead yelling, guitar

JOEL "KISS-A-MAN-O": leaD guitar, shouts

PATROK KLOS: Lead bass, backup vocs

STEVE "chardonnay" "slo-jamb" PATTERSON: lead drums, backup vocs, ambassador

MARTIN NAU: lead Keyboard/synth-magic

Influencesprince, real kidz, homosexuals, fleetwood mac
Sounds Likecheap trick but we can't play
Record Labela big one


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Missouri

Missouri Bands



Jul 3 2009 9:07 PM




Remember it is Indendence Day that we are celebrating - it just falls on the 4th of July.


Remember the meaning of the day - our independence and freedom!


Keep Rock'n and have a safe Independence Day Holiday!


Missouri

Missouri Bands



Apr 5 2009 5:21 PM

Thanks for the add!

Check out our website www.missouribands.com

We are revving up to the be the #1 source of information for bands, fans, venues and parties in the state! Be sure to sign up for our free newsletter while you're there! And tell all your friends about us!

Keep Rockin'

Kevin
MissouriBands.com
Joel Michael

J C



Sep 11 2008 8:36 PM

Eleven and the Falcons

Eleven and the Falcons



Jan 27 2009 5:04 PM

Guess I'll never see this TIME Magazine issue:

Person of the Year: SEX OFFENDERS!
THEONECHOSEN&LADYCHRONICLE

THEONECHOSEN&LADYCHRONICLE



Apr 28 2007 8:38 PM

JUST STOPPED BY TO SHOW SOME LOVE. STAY BLESSED. THE ONE CHOSEN AND LADY CHRONICLE
THEONECHOSEN&LADYCHRONICLE

THEONECHOSEN&LADYCHRONICLE



Apr 8 2007 2:12 PM

HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
MY WIFE AND I REALLY APPRECIATE ALL THE LOVE AND SUPPORT. PLEASE KEEP IN MIND THAT JESUS IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON'S. AND THERE'S A TIME FOR EVERY SEASON UNDER THE SUN (ECCLESIASTES 3:1-8).THIS PALM SUNDAY IS A REPRESENTATION OF HOW OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR JESUS GOT THE VICTORY IN THE DEAD SITUATIONS IN OUR LIVES BY RAISING HIS FRIEND LAZARUS FROM THE DEAD (1 JOHN 12:13-18).THE PALMS THAT WE RECEIVE REPRESENTS THE SYMBOL OF OUR VICTORY IN LIFE AND IN WHAT SEEMS TO BE DEAD. SO IF THERE IS A RELATIONSHIP YOUR IN WHETHER IT BE SPOUSE OR FRIEND KNOW THAT YOU CAN SPEAK LIFE 2 THAT RELATIONSHIP (EZEKIEL37) AND KNOW THAT THE GOD YOU SERVE IS NOT SLACK IN HIS PROMISES(2PETER 3:9).SO IF HE CAN RAISE LAZARUS HE CAN GIVE LIFE TO WHAT RELATIONSHIPS YOU BELIEVE HE CAN. SO HEY YOU STAY ENCOURAGED AND KNOW WHERE YOUR HELP COMES FROM. (THE HOLY SPIRIT)!!!!!!!!! GOD BLESS AND PLEASE STAY IN TOUCH.
THE ONE CHOSEN
& MRS.CHOSEN
A.K.A
LADY CHRONICLE
Mark

Mark



Mar 7 2007 7:51 AM

Reason number 53 I'd give my assginity to any member of the Missouri Sex Offenders:

After just discovering that the boys at bumwine.com have a myspace page, I go to add them, only to discover that MSO are one of their top friends. I just don't know what to say. Other than, "yes."
Mark

Mark



Nov 17 2006 8:14 PM

Fuck face.
PYRO Gourmet

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May 28 2006 5:31 AM

Thank you for accepting us as friends we appreciate it!!! Check our MYSPACE page our are MAINSITE to listen to our music! ROCK ON!!!!

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Ryan Is a ramblin' man

Ryan Is a ramblin' man



Apr 26 2006 6:34 PM

Hey fellas, your stuff is shit hot. Is there anyway I can get that EP without having to drive to COMO? Bring your act down to St. Louis why dontcha?
†Preacher

†Preacher



Apr 13 2006 5:30 AM

your music literally gave me an erection, its that good.
Emergency Umbrella Records

Emergency Umbrella Records



Apr 2 2006 8:55 PM

EU ♥ YOU!
Mark

Mark



Mar 21 2006 7:37 PM

bastard.
Tim K

Tim K



Mar 16 2006 8:12 AM

hey PINKSLP i dunno what the shit you are and this isjnt my page but fucking cut it out
DX IZ DEAD

DX IZ DEAD



Feb 10 2006 10:28 PM


Counties in Missouri with convicted Sex Offenders
Mark

Mark



Dec 5 2005 8:56 PM

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Unknown Reason

Unknown Reason



Nov 20 2005 1:27 AM






12/31/2005 AGORA 40th ANNIV. NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY

The greatest Power-Pop band of all time!

Artful Dodger


All original members reunite for a special show!

For all the details and to access more music go here:
Artful Dodger Fan Forum!

Hailing from Virginia, Artful Dodger was a tuneful working-man's band that had a brief run of success in the late '70s. In classic power pop style, the group combined hard-driving electric guitars with catchy arrangements and harmonies. But where the Raspberries emphasized balladry and romanticism, and Big Star had both that plus lyricism, Artful Dodger put its stock in straight-ahead guitar energy and high-end vocalizing. Lead singer Bill Paliselli provided the latter, with Gary Herrewig and Gary Cox sharing guitar duties. This energy carried over on stage as well as in the studio, and the band had a rather fervent cult following among those who like their rock tough, yet melodic, especially in working-class cities like Cleveland and Pittsburgh. Although Artful Dodger never managed to push through to a mainstream audience, anyone with a taste for '70s power pop should not be without at least one of their records.
~ Peter Kurtz, All Music Guide


Play WAYSIDE Here:

Tim K

Tim K



Nov 18 2005 7:57 AM

Okay you fuks, even I haven't hearda most of this shit like who the fuck is bob segarini?
Janeasian

Janeasian



Nov 5 2005 10:06 PM

You must let me know when you come to Trampa, or at least send me a christmas card that plays your demo when opened.
Julie

Julie



Nov 2 2005 12:34 AM

what if i told you that i don't party?
CW11

CW11



Nov 1 2005 1:41 PM

Ding Dong

Ding Dong



Oct 25 2005 5:11 AM

Tats dude, motherfucking tats.
Mark

Mark



Sep 22 2005 6:38 AM

Hey, you need to send me a dvd. You'd be nothing without me. For reals.
Mark

Mark



Sep 22 2005 6:38 AM

Hey Joel, I'm drunk
Janeasian

Janeasian



Sep 13 2005 3:45 PM

Those dead whores are your ex girlfriends.
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