★MASTUR (Runt of the chefs)★

www.myspace.com/misspharry1017
  • Rachel Wells

  • 19 / Female
  • Masterton, Colorado, US
  • Last Login: 11/9/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Its funny how it says two different things. On my profile it says general then when you edit it it says interests. Someone explain this to me please. I love Hip Hop dancing, Dancing, Reading, Cooking, Singing in my tight ass band, indoor rock climbing, traveling to new places, photography, fishing, river rafting, playing the piano and finally .. romance. I spend a lot of my time on the computer writing books, down stairs in my room and I have so many I have written and want to publish. No one really respects that I have a mind and I love what I do. I like to try new things but I do not appreciate change. I am happy to say that I will be going to Warren Tech right now to get my degree in Culinary Arts.
  • Music

    Genres: Christian, Rap, Pop,and Rock. Blue October James Blunt, Josh Groban, Celine Dion,Linkin Park, U2, Enrique Iglesias, Rufus Wainwright, Coldplay, yellowcard and PILOT SPEED! Pilot Speed is my most favourite. I have respect for all kinds of music. I like dancing to music and dancing just gives me a chance to feel free and go into my own little world. I want to go to parties just to dance my ass off.
  • Movies

    Genres: Comedy,horror, classics, Scie Fi and Action Pride and Prejudice, Signs, Joy Ride, Blair Witch Project,The Hills Have Eyes, August Rush, The Patriot, The Faculty, Date Movie, Resident 1,2, ALien 1,2,3, Scary Movie, 1234, Fire Wall, LOTR, Grease and Not Another Teen Movies. ..
  • Television

    It's ALways Sunny in Philidelphia,Rescue Me, Americas Next Top Model,NipTuck and Scrubs.
  • Books

    Michael Crichton- Even though he is under so many pen names it makes him more amazing.Books: Jurrasic Park, A Case of Need, Eaters of the Dead. Eaters of the Dead is a recreation of Bewoulf and in the book A case of need, Abortion is such a huge topic in America and I was surprised he did not put any arguements regarding the topic or anybody's view ..ion. Hmmm.. Dean Koontz- He is a converted Catholic so I look up to the guy. Books- The Watchers.I love more of them but the Watchers is my most favourite. He on time said," The Ideal thatLove and Compassion can save one from the apparent absurdities of existence and the cruelities of life." . Stephen King- (Dont spell his name wrong) Books- Green Mile, The Shining, It. Fyoder Dostoevsky. Favourite author of all time. He is a Russian Author and his books are quite challenging. After all they are Russian Novels. Books- The IDIOT, Crime and Punishment, Notes from the Underground, and the possessed. .
  • Heroes

    The only hero I have is myself. I can make things happen for only myself.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: MASTERVILE
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Height: 5' 0"
  • Ethnicity: Black / African descent
  • Religion: Catholic
  • Zodiac Sign: Libra
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: In college
  • Occupation: MASTERING
  • Income: $250,000 and Higher

Schools

  • Warren Occupation Technical Center

    • Lakewood, CO
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Major: Culinary Arts
    • Minor: Culinary Arts
    • Clubs: FCCLA, DECA
    2007 to 2008

Networking

  • I associated in the writing of two books. At the moment I am writing novels and hope to publish later in the future. All are unpublished and little of my work has been published. Unpublished manuscripts. Oh gee. I have a mind...SO let me express it i

  • I have been dancing since I was three. First Ballet then changed it to Hip Hop.I dont need lessons for hip hop. It comes naturally to me. It is the determination and skills that you learn in classes.

  • I have acted for a long time on stage and I had an agent recently and graduated from John Casablanca, Modeling and Career Center.

Companies

  • DECA

    • Lakewood, Colorado US
    • DECA
    Recent
  • FCCLA

    • Lakewood, Colorado US
    • Secretary
    2007/2008
  • HRCA

    • Highlands Ranch, Colorado US
    • Lifeguard/Swim Instructor
    2006-2008
  • Paul Beck Recreation Center

    • Aurora, Colorado US
    • Lifeguard Swim Instructor
    February-September
  • StarGate Complex Sg-1

    • Cheyenne Mountain, Colorado US
    • Major
    Just now
  • Skyridge Medical Center

    • Lonetree/Highlands Ranch, Colorado US
    • Apprentice
    Recent

Blurbs

About me:

I’m MASTER. My caller ID says MASTER. And when it does you know I’m near. I will be your biggest pet peeve if you do not know how to handle me. First and foremost masterbate is also I guess, just found out, is spelled masturbate. That is where my name originated. So now should I call myself MASTUR? I love to masterbate,(Thats not an invitation you nasty little punks) My favourite colour is Orange, I love fish, I am 4"11 (Dont let that trick you)and I enjoy reaching for objects off the shelf. Yep Yep. I think mozeralla cheese sticks are yumdiliumscious, Coca Cola is like coke that I inject and every time I eat salty foods a cut forms in my nose, men in uniform are literally to die for, Blockbuster video store sucks my ass off, and hip hop dancing is my world. My best friends are Alicia, Meghan and Christopher, arguing with people is a sport that exercises my mouth, people who cannot spell and speak gheddo should buy another vowel, Kevin Magoon is my worse enemy, and I dont take crap from anyone because I believe you should shit it in the toliet and not on me. I believe no one is to be trusted, I am hated by many loved by few, Little friends many aquaintances, No regrets no guilt. Roses are red violets are blue I am Master and you know its true. Face it, Embrace it.ROAR

Who I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet Oprah Winfrey, Josh Groban, Emeril Laggasse, Jesus, just to see what He looks like. I also wants to meet my "real" brothers and sisters, Raphael, my Patron saint and my sisters patron saints.

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