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Bonecrusher Queen

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Mood: adored adoredPosted at 1:14 AM Dec 31, 2009 view more

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  • Bonecrusher Queen

  • 26 / Female
  • Plymouth, Southwest, UK
  • Last Login: 1/8/2010

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Interests

  • General

    Writing, vocal mangling, reviewing gigs (want me to write for you? Just ask!), kazoos, beards, real ale, cooking, all things Japanese, 1920s and fetish clothing, tattoos, dancing like I'm on fire, gigs, stuff to do with cats, eyeliner, candlewax, sleeping, tomfoolery, TV parties, drunken Mortal Kombat tournaments, shenanigans, seafood, chicken, Sims 2, playing bass/guitar very badly, air-drumming, Fruit Allsorts, Haribo Starmix, mischief and metal.

  • Music

    Doom, drone, death, grind, ambient, basically anything that's very loud, very heavy and very interesting. If you're a 'core' band with a stupid haircut and tight jeans, don't even bother reading any further.

  • Movies

    Anything that's likely to give me nausea or nightmares, or features hicks - don't ask me why but I love redneck films.

  • Television

    I'm Alan Partridge, Green Wing, The League Of Gentlemen, Summer Heights High, Kath & Kim, Bottom, Bill Bailey, Alan Davies, Ross Noble, Seinfeld, Eddie Izzard, Ren & Stimpy, Human Remains, The Day Today, anything slightly sick and darkly funny.
    Real life - any street crime shows, A Life Of Grime, anything involving Louis Theroux or Donal McIntyre. And for some odd reason I'm deeply interested in football hooliganism - don't ask me why, but I love shows like 'Real Football Factories' and those undercover secret-camera ones that infiltrate hooligan groups.

  • Books

    Super-gory horror, thrillers, and erotica.

    Rudyard Kipling's original Jungle Book series
    The Kitchen God's Wife - Amy Tan
    Trainspotting - Irvine Welsh

  • Heroes

    Janis Joplin, Otep Shamaya, Agnete M. Kirkevaag, Tairrie B, Karen Stever, Kyo, Davey Havok, Mike Patton and James Hetfield - all amazing vocalists, lyricists & frontpersons.

    Louis Theroux because he's fearless, ultra-intelligent and frankly looks awesome in glasses.

    Dr Statham from Green Wing because he is pure genius, and Alan Partridge for his concrete balls and saying whatever the hell he wants.

Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Plymouth
  • Orientation: Bi
  • Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
  • Occupation: Vocalist and Data Entry Monkey

Status and Mood

  • Bonecrusher Queen
    Mood: adored adored
    Posted at 1:14 AM Dec 31, 2009
  • Bonecrusher Queen does not recommend kicking a postbox as stress relief, and is drinking wine to ease the pain.
    Mood: stressed stressed
    Posted at 12:36 AM Dec 22, 2009
  • Bonecrusher Queen doesn't give a bollocks who ends up being Christmas No.1 because she never listens to the radio anyway, so shove your X Factor, shove Rage, and shove off!
    Posted at 1:14 AM Dec 17, 2009
  • Bonecrusher Queen
    Mood: smitten smitten
    Posted at 2:02 PM Nov 25, 2009
  • Bonecrusher Queen has just returned from a weekend in Bath attending a very close friend's civil partnership ceremony.
    Mood: romantic romantic
    Posted at 10:48 AM Nov 23, 2009

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About me:

I am Dani and I provide vocals and catharsis for ISHMAEL, a Plymouth-based doom/sludge band.

Very nearly born in a North London pub, I shot out blue, slimy and screaming from the warmth of the womb. 20-odd years of charging through life like a bull in a china shop later, I've done some pretty cool things with it, but still have no plans any more long-term than the next weekend.

Music is my passionate first love, and as well as being a band conspirator I'm an aspiring extreme music columnist, so if you need a writer please contact me!!!

Who I'd like to meet:

You'll do.

But no hip-hop acts, spammers or Suicide Girls. I hate urban music, I don't want to listen to your shitty garage band and I don't particularly want to see your over-pierced mug pouting at me while you burst out of a fake blood-drenched latex corset.

Comments

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  • Ritualized CombatAdolf Satan

    Dec 18 2009 10:41 AM

    How's it going dirty fiend of the fathomless abyss? Long time no speak.. You been busy making audial hatred? I have been hella busy pillaging new lands ya see, me and steve started a black/death band back in june and it's going very fucking well... expect us to smash face in the new year!

    anyway hope all is well and good, queen of jehovah vomit!

    Oh, check out the band arkhon infaustus, sehr gut! Naughty gents indeed.. They are on my profile I think in my top mates thing, and I'm too lazy to get it myself.

    Eurgh this site is more and more of a failbook ripoff every time I come back, haha you on that one aswell? I R Olly Crawford, for all your internet grooming needs! I thought I'd better sign up so I can go on being a fucking massive trendy fuckwit etc.

    ah fuck it, I'm off to cook before work, Adios!

    black scorching terror necropedophile O
  • UKMetalUnderground.com

    Dec 7 2009 1:22 PM

    Thanks for following us this year, if you've not visited our site in a while, please stop by and say hello at http://www.ukmetalunderground.com for even more Metal, Interviews, Reviews, Industry Chat and more....

    Have a great holiday season - and a very metal 2010!

    Dan, Lisa, Tom, Jack, Darryl, Gilles, Ben and Tony
  • Eight Horses

    Oct 19 2009 12:47 PM

    You are the queen of Doom. all hail Queen Dani! Lowly dogs kneel before her awesomeness!
  • ImbettinyouracretinRich Langridge

    Oct 12 2009 10:02 AM

    Alright dude.

    Looking forward to the gig in jan it should be a brutal night.yeah the demo sounds good and completely DIY aswell.ive still got the recipe for those bad boys but i had completely forgot until i read your comment so ill get onto that asap.see ya soon
  • Anna-LysAnna-Lys Fabula

    Oct 8 2009 9:40 AM

    Nice to meet you Bonecrusher Queen!

    xxx
    'berta
  • PAROLE - Demo out now!

    Oct 5 2009 12:39 PM

    Cheers Dani! See you in Brum!
  • Mother Rocker!Lynn Barton

    Sep 24 2009 10:47 AM

    Hi Dani, how's things with you hope we get to see you again in the near future ,love Lynn xx
  • VAULTING

    Sep 22 2009 9:59 AM

    hey, thx for the add and cool that you like our tunes!

    grinds
    vaulting
  • Eight Horses

    Sep 15 2009 12:36 PM

    Perfection takes time my sweet. You'll be the fist to know whn we do gig tho. Can't play wthout my Dani present. x
  • Eight Horses

    Sep 15 2009 9:31 AM

    Something uholy but wonderful has risen from the ashes of Misericordia. Come and check out our new live recordings.

    Teri
  • Temporary Asylum

    Sep 3 2009 10:50 PM

    Hey Dani

    Thanks for the kind comments, Kathie says Hi!
    Enjoyed your set, keep on rocking girl!!

    Fran (TA guitarist) xx
  • Killing Maeve

    Sep 3 2009 3:14 PM

    Aw thanks.

    Hoping to get some of the guys together and come and see you guys in Brum...We havent been to Asylum either, so that will be good too!!
  • Mother Rocker!Lynn Barton

    Sep 3 2009 11:09 AM

    Hi Dani, was great meeting you, and thanks very much for the drink, hope you get back this way soon,so as we can meet up. take care much love Lynn xx
  • SO FAR UNDER

    Sep 1 2009 11:37 PM

    Thanks :)
  • Gone Til Winter

    Aug 28 2009 4:36 PM

    Ha ha! Ace! Yeah, that makes perfect sense.

    See you on sunday!
  • Ritualized CombatAdolf Satan

    Aug 27 2009 3:15 PM

    :O damn right, you missed me putting my balls on dockers head! Didn't end up puking though, even though I got drunk twice in the same day haw haw, good old bank burgers, liner of stomachs and gainer of many pounds. Good times! hope all is nice and filthy
  • The Bastard Sons

    Aug 27 2009 9:27 AM

    Cheers Dani, hopefully we shall be gig ready in the not too distant future
  • Funeral-Death

    Aug 23 2009 2:27 AM

    thank you :). same to you! hehe.. greetz from the fuckin hot germany xD
  • Gone Til Winter

    Aug 18 2009 2:55 PM

    That's the best way to go I reckon - stick to your guns and the right fans will gravitate towards you.

    I do like Metalcore bands, but I don't want every other band to be one. Like you said, it gets boring and they end up splitting up after a year cos they haven't 'made it'.

    We'd love to play at the Asylum. I've heard good stuff about it, and I think our manager knows some contacts there. We'll have to compare notes!
  • Burning Eden (UK)

    Aug 13 2009 11:56 PM

    hey thanks for the add, you guys were awesome last night hope to do it again somtime!
  • Gone Til Winter

    Aug 13 2009 12:47 PM

    The band cycles always make me laugh. A few years back there were metalcore bands everywhere - now they've all split up and fucked off! Typical!

    Sounds like we should book ourselves some gigs down your way if there's an audience for us. We'll probably wait til the album comes out though.

    It's our first appearance at Fest Fatale, so we don't really know what the vibe is gonna be like, but we'll still put on an ace show. Where are you playing in Birmingham? Hitting the road is awesome!
  • Gone Til Winter

    Aug 12 2009 9:23 AM

    It's good that more diverse acts are spreading out a bit round the country. Up in Manchester you're spoiled for choice with metal bands!

    I think that when our album is released we'll probably head for the south-west to play some shows. Let's just hope they like us down there, ha ha!

    Will it be the first show for your band in Derby?
  • Gone Til Winter

    Aug 11 2009 2:29 PM

    Ace! Haven't heard them in a while, so will be interesting to see/hear how they're doing.

    Is Plymouth any good for gigs? I've only ever been to Plymouth Pavillions for big shows.
  • The Wounded Kings

    Aug 11 2009 12:01 PM

    Hey Cheers for hooking up with us!
  • Gone Til Winter

    Aug 11 2009 9:23 AM

    Cheers for the comment! Yeah, Fest Fatale is gonna be awesome! Will be good to see you there.

    I noticed that you're friends with Misericordia - we used to go to uni with Nick and Teri. Say hi to them from us!

    Cheers

    Jonathan