Mister Cantankerous The Zombie Pundit

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Well I'll Tell You What I Think; I think most would describe me as Part Mad Scientist, Part Zombie Master, Part Pundit, Part Pirate, Part Mob Boss, Part Make Believe. That's what I think. But what do you really care what others think about me, you're just here for the free food and booze like the rest of us right? What's that? There's no free food or booze to be had here? Well screw that then, I'm outta here!

Before I go though, I wish to remind some of you who might be in a hurry to get your panties all in a twist over some of the things you see both here and in the blog proper (you already know who you are), that there is little thing called SATIRE, look it up! So before you start throwing around words like "Racist", "Fascist", "Hater" or any other Neo-liberal-psuedo-politically correct gibberish, bear in mind that "Hate" is a real strong word and an even stronger sentiment so think wisely before tossing that word around like a hand grenade short a pin.

If you can't laugh at yourself and those around you once in a while, well then what the Hell good are you? Besides the Undead Never Get Angry, We Just Get More Hungry...for BRRRAAAIIINNNSSS!