Poker, Poker, And More Poker. Other than that Music, friends, Cigars, good beer and wine, politics, world issues, history, reading, gambling on just about anything. If you're in the Chicagoland area and looking for a legit very well managed homegame that runs each week click the picture belwo
Music
I like a vast majority of music. Really my music taste is wide. Although, I am not a fan of rap music. ipod is the greatest invention in the last few decades.
Movies
Se7en, Silence of the Lambs, Harsh Times, American History X, Heat, Godfather I & II, Scarface, American Psycho, Alien 1-3, Predator 1 & 2, Bourne Trilogy, Goodfellas, The Departed, Die Hard 1-3, Beverly Hills Cop 1&2, the list can go on and on.
(There should be a modern day version of Red Dawn with Islamofascists.
Television
Man Versus Wild, The Shield, The Wire, High Stakes Poker, Dexter, NFL, Inside the NFL, O'Reilly Factor, Hannity & Colmes, Glenn Beck, Two & a Half Men, Wreck(Mostly because it's film in my neck of the woods. I was watching one and they towed a jack knife truck that crashed 10 minutes away from me.), Curb Your Enthusiasm, MXC, Southpark, and a wide assortment of shows on History Channel, Military Channel, The Learning Channel, Discovery, National Geographic, and Court TV. I am also very much in love with my DVR.
Books
I buy more books than I read, but I still try to find time to squeeze a book in each month. I am reading mostly non fiction now.
Michael Savage Books are a good read, Glenn Beck's new one is a gem, Culture Warrior, The Politically, Incorrect Guide to Islam, The Politically Incorrect Guide to Global Warming, The Politically Incorrect Guide to American History, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Hells Angels, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trial of '72, Without Conscience, and a wide assortment of psychological books dealing with serial killers. I have also been known to pick up a fictional book here and there too. American Psycho, Lunar Park, Rules of Attraction, Less than Zero, The Stand, The Bone Parade, Weave World, Cell, I am Legend(Hope the movie lives up to the book.... I enjoy a good read.
Name is Joshua, but I hate being called Joshua. Only my mother calls me Joshua when she is upset with me. So Joshua brings up childhood memories, not that she beat me with a stick behind a shed, I lived a comfortable life, but still... so just call me Josh or Mister J. I am 23 and residing near Chicago. I have a degree in Business Administration and work as a desk jockey from 9-5. I am a conservative American, I am Pro-Gun, Anti-Islam, Anti-Illegal Immigration, and Anti-Liberal or any far left Ideology like Socialism. What else? I have a Blacklab mix named Odie, no I didn't name him, I picked him up from a shelter. Odie is one of my bestfriends and loyal houseguard. I have a black cat named Dobbie, I don't think he likes me very much. I rarely see him and he allows me to pet him only when he is in some sort of horny mood. You can find me in various political forums on Myspace being a fighting keyboardist of the Right.
What else? Hmm I break down my bio in simple chart style sort of thing:
About Me:
Relationships: Not Enough
Have Kids: No
Want Kids?: Not Yet Too selfish
Ethnicity: World-Wide Global Orgy. My dad is of Spanish decent and my mom is EuroTrash. I also hear I am related to Ty Cobb as some distant Cousin on my mom's side.
Body Type: Teletubbie-ish.... Tubular
Height: 5'3. I am short. Real Short. But I actually know a guy who plays at my home poker game who is shorter than me. Which is a real ego boost to know that the shortest grown adult male is NOT me. Anyway, us men have to stick together.
Religion: Atheist/Agnostic
Smoke: Used too, but I am still smoking hot!
Drink: I am a weekend warrior. I rarely if ever drink on the weekdays.
For Fun: Yelling at the homeless while walking around< Chicago, Dumping my paycheck at Duke's house where odds don't exist or they do but are like Bizzaro World Odds. Going to the gym to look good naked.
My Job: Fighting Keyboardist.
My Education: I somehow earned a Bachelor's in Business. I am also a proficient Emailer, Faxer, and Xeroxer. I can do all three without ever getting a papercut.
Favorite Hot Spots: Subway during my lunch breaks. Too bad they got rid of tomatoes temporarily due to the most recent salmonella outbreak. Thank You, But I'll take my chances! Also, I love grilling out on the deck on nice sunny days with some beers and good company.
Favorite Things: Poker, Money, Vagina, Adult pajamas that have those little footsies and a nice pint of Guinness. Preferably all at the same time.
Last Read: I am currently in the midst of re-reading American Psycho.
Hair: Dark Dark Brown and curly
Eyes: Brown
Best Feature: My stomach can act like a pillow
Body Art: None. The idea of putting open gaping holes or stabbing myself with a needle dipped in ink thousands of times doesn't appeal to me.
Sports and Exercise: Competitive Stationary cycling, Competitive stationary running, and I also play a mean game of Squash and Racquetball. I recently joined a gym to look good naked.
Languages: No Habla Espanol
Turn-Offs: Recycling, Hippies
Turn-Ons: Capitalism, Mary Katherine Ham. The hottest Republican Woman walking.
Your results: You are Dr. Doom
Dr. Doom
86%
Magneto
78%
Lex Luthor
75%
Apocalypse
75%
The Joker
64%
Juggernaut
50%
Green Goblin
50%
Catwoman
46%
Mr. Freeze
43%
Dark Phoenix
42%
Two-Face
42%
Riddler
39%
Venom
38%
Kingpin
38%
Mystique
26%
Poison Ivy
25%
Blessed with smarts and power but burdened by vanity.
Who I'd like to meet: Anyone who can put up with my shenanigans
Other than that: Phil Hellmuth, Peyton Manning, Brett Favre, Glenn Beck, Mitt Romney, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly on the.... famous people side of society.
Thanks J. I am definitely feeling better but I'm still fairly weak. It will be awhile before I get back to the gym with the same gusto. Enjoy that Guinness!
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