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Joe Black
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Last Login:  11/11/2009
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Member Since6/12/2007
Band Websitewww.misterjoeblack.com
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Mister Black.

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Influences
"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring." - Marilyn Monroe



Television, Film and Music Video Appearances Have Included:

BBC 2 - South Today

The Strange Death Of Liberal England - Angelou

Melodramas - Albert Road

MTV New York - Total Request Live (Jonas Brothers special - I'm not even joking!)

Karisma Productions - Showcase 10

Victorian Speed Dating - A Silent Film By Child Poison

'Inspired?' Live - w/The Bournemouth Symphony Orchestra

The Commuters Times (Cartoon) - Voice Of Harrington Monkpiece 'Alter Ego'

The Good Old Days - A Short Film By Matt Whittenham

The Art Of Living - Appearing As Satan - A Short Film By Child Poison

The Dresden Dolls - Live At The Roundhouse

ITV - Meridian News



Press/Publication Features And Appearances Have Included:

Bizarre Magazine

RANT Magazine (Cover Shoot)

Devolution Magazine

NME

Kerrang!

The Guardian

Time Out London

The News - Portsmouth

French Rock One

Guide 2

Noir Et Blanc

The Fly



Other music i enjoy includes,
duke special, arcade fire, birdeatsbaby, antony and the johnsons, the dresden dolls, amanda palmer, tom lehrer, danny elfman, patrick wolf, cotton candy cabaret, devotchka, fiona apple, regina spektor, horrorpops, killers, sigur ros, tori amos, nick cave and the bad seeds, marilyn manson, thomas truax, the strange death of liberal england, tiger lillies, gogol bordello, the cure, oingo boingo, jack off jill, scarling, alkaline trio, wednesday 13, murderdolls

however, enough of that!

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come, view and purchase my gypsy goods...



oh dear.

£7 + p&p

PHYSICAL COPY BEING TAKEN OFFLINE WHILE TOURING - CAN STILL BE BOUGHT FROM THE VARIOUS DOWNLOAD STORES BELOW! AND CAN BE BOUGHT AT THE VARIOUS TOUR DATES!



'Showtunes For The Recently Deceased' can also be purchased from the following digital download stores (click on the pictures, to be linked to the page)



itunes

rhapsody

napster

emusic

imvu

amazsone

lala

shockhound

amie



The Bible Of The Waltzing Cynic

'The musical equivalent of schizophrenia'

Hello, i am an album.

This can be downloaded for free, with an optional donate button from:
www.misterjoeblack.com



MORE ITEMS TO BE POSTED SOON.



Sounds LikeWalt Disney, for the estranged.
Type of LabelUnsigned


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   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Nov 14 2009 8:00P
Eat Your Heart Out @ The Malborough Little Theatre Brighton, South
Nov 20 2009 8:00P
The Ministry Of Burlesque - Victorian Values @ The British Library London, London and South East
Nov 21 2009 8:00P
The Wet Spot @ The Wardrobe Leeds, Northwest
Nov 28 2009 8:00P
Hosting - The ’Devolution Magazine’ Xmas Party @ The Face Bar Reading, Southwest
Dec 3 2009 8:00P
Bizarre Magazine Christmas Party @ The Purple Turtle London, Camden, London and South East
Dec 4 2009 10:00P
Club Antichrist @ The Colosseum London, Vauxhall, London and South East
Dec 5 2009 8:00P
DJ Set - Torture Garden ’Winter Wonderland’ @ Mass London, London and South East
Dec 10 2009 8:00P
The Boom Boom Club @ The Bathhouse London, London and South East
Dec 11 2009 8:00P
The Bad Juju Lounge @ The Gaff w/The Texas Chainsaw Orchestra London, London and South East
Dec 12 2009 8:00P
Burlesque Rocks @ The Hamptons Southampton, South
Dec 19 2009 8:00P
Burlesque Against Breast Cancer @ The Ocean Rooms Brighton, South
Dec 20 2009 8:00P
Hosting - Hot Muffins @ The Oakford Social Reading, Southwest
Dec 31 2009 8:00P
TG - TBC London, London and South East
Jan 8 2010 8:00P
Verve - Details TBA Leeds, Northwest
Jan 9 2010 8:00P
Bella-Poque @ The Peacock Lounge Huddersfield, Northwest
Feb 13 2010 8:00P
Hosting - Miss Chango Presents: ’Mister Joe Black’s Travelling Sideshow’ @ The Haygate Shropshire, Midlands
Feb 27 2010 8:00P
The Kissy Kat Klub @ The Old Vic Portsmouth, South
Feb 28 2010 8:00P
Hosting - Hot Muffins @ The Oakford Social Reading, Southwest
Mar 5 2010 8:00P
The Kissy Kat Club @ Bolton Town Hall Bolton, Northwest
Mar 20 2010 7:00P
Hosting - ’House Of Burlesque’ @ The Kings Theatre Portsmouth, South
Mar 27 2010 8:00P
’Cabaret Carnage’ Boys VS Girls @ The Flapper Birmingham, Midlands
Apr 2 2010 8:00P
Itsys Kabarett - Details TBC Edinburgh, Scotland
Apr 24 2010 8:00P
TBA Birmingham, Midlands
May 1 2010 8:00P
The Cats Pyjamas Burlesque Revue - Carnival Special Grimsby, Northeast
May 24 2010 12:00P
Wave Gotik Treffen - Moritzbastei Castle Cellar Leipzig, Germany
Jul 14 2010 12:00P
The Larmer Tree Festival - Details TBC Salisbury, South
Aug 13 2010 8:00P
Black Country Burlesque - Details TBC West Bromwich, Midlands
Aug 14 2010 8:00P
TBA Portsmouth, South
Sep 18 2010 3:00P
Dr Sketchys - Details TBC Birmingham, Midlands

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   About Joe Black




"Neo-Cabaret sensation" - Dusty Limits



"Here's ROAR talent that'll really GROW(L) on you" - Bizarre Magazine



"Defies description but ticks every box" - Kittie Klaw, Founder Of The Ministry Of Burlesque



"Theatrical, funny and never afraid to cross the boundaries of good taste" - Matt Merritt, callupontheauthor.com



"Expect to be immensely entertained!" - Devolution Magazine



"The darkest star in cabaret" - Bizarre Magazine



"I like him" - Martyn Jacques, The Tiger Lillies



"You scared the shit out of me" - Paul-Ronney Angel, Urban Voodoo Machine/Drunk



"Fantastic" - Duke Special



"Like making a conference call to Bedlam lunatic asylum; It's like you're conducting a pleasant-yet-bonkers chit chat with several people" - Bizarre Magazine



"Brilliant songwriter Mr Black has the kind of voice only decades of wickedness can produce. You have been warned!" - scene-out.com



"An accordion-playing lovechild of Danny Elfman and a gin-addled courtesan" - Beatrix Von Bourbon



"Cultured, clever, unusual" - Marcella Puppini, The Puppini Sisters & The Forget Me Nots



"Odd and disquieting" - The Double R Club



"Like a twisted dream or a frightening reality Joe Black is going to warp your minds and caress even the blackest heart" - Devolution Magazine



"Inimitable" - The Hong Kong Gardeners Club



"Both harrowing AND arousing!" - Will Preston, Pure FM



"Quite frankly, he's brilliant" - RANT Magazine



"Nasty delicious dark cabaret" - Sxip Shirey, Bindlestiff Family Cirkus



"Makes me want to burn down an orphanage, drink whiskey and stow away on a pirate ship, bravo." - Curtis RX, Creature Feature



''The darkly delicious side of the pink moon!" - Linda Robertson, Author of 'What Rhymes With Bastard?'



Mister Joe Black is.....

The neo-vaudevillian, the real life Disney villain,
the gin-addled courtesan, the anti-christ of cabaret and the one and only waltzing cynic...

Eccentric to international stages, Joe Black takes to shows in an almost cartoon-esque musical assault,
sweeping the audience through deathly showtunes, stomping polkas and heart wrenching ballads.

Though seemingly unable to fit into any particular category, Joe Black has shared a stage with many notable names from different stretches of performance,

notable musical acts such as Amy Winehouse, Gary Numan, My Bloody Valentine, St Vincent, Noah And The Whale, Hadouken, The Strange Death Of Liberal England, Abney Park and Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

and notable performance art, cabaret and burlesque performers such as Empress Stah, Dusty Limits, Kitten DeVille, Vivid Angel, Ruby Blues, Ivy Paige, Beatrix Von Bourbon, Vicky Butterfly, Frank Sanazi, Scottee, Des O'Connor and many many many more.

With a huge array of events, such as Torture Garden, Bestival, The Edinburgh Fringe Festival and so many more under his belt,

Mister Joe Black... armed with an accordion, a piano, and a voice with force like no other.
Is ready to give you a show, that years of therapy couldn't even help you forget.

We're very concerned...



My best snarl. Soul Cellar, Southampton - Nov 1st




Dear Reader,

my voice was obtained by living on a diet of dust and tangerines.

the accordion, from a drunken polka player on a deserted island.

the piano, won from a game of black jack with the devil himself.

the stamping, comes from my knees mainly....

So ready your gramophones, adorn your best feathered hat and pin your scarf.

We are the waltzing cynics. And we do as we do.

It must be insisted, that you, do as you do as well.
Let no being, alive or dead tell you that you cannot live, love and learn,
or that you cannot be happy as you are, because that is a lie.
Whoever you are, whatever you are, wherever you are and however you are...
stay beautiful.

Yours sincerely
Mister Joe Black

PS - Sometimes people contact me. I always wonder why... but if you should feel a need to contact me, like some people do, sometimes, at various point of the day, and at various points in my life.
To perhaps question me on playing your event,
or maybe an interview,
or maybe to ask why i once straddled the queen on a carousel.

I don't mind what you ask.

as long as its not about bees... all non bee related questions can be put to....

joe_black_music@hotmail.co.uk


bee related questions, can go to hell.



Black antique style key necklace by www.clutterflyjewellery.com




Supercalifragilisticexbealidocious Live - Le Fete Fatale @ The Bang Bang Club, Berlin




Reviewing The Situation (Oliver) - Le Fete Fatale @ The Bang Bang Club, Berlin




Joe Black & Marcella Puppini - Monster Mae (Piano)




Child Catcher - Music Video.




The 'I Don't Like You Very Much' Song - Music Video




Icarus (Jason Webley) Live - Le Fete Fatale @ The Bang Bang Club, Berlin



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   Joe Black's Friend Space (Top 24)
Joe Black has 7873 friends.
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Holly Copter [R.I.P. David]

Holly Blair
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Nov 12 2009 2:01 AM

yer still online? lol(:
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Nov 12 2009 1:43 AM

oh my goodness! D: you fell off the stage?! O: i am so sorry! did it hurt? ouwchies >.< better be more careful! <3
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Nov 12 2009 1:34 AM

oh my god, i'd fucking love to live near a beach! you lucky duck! <3
hahahahaha i watched yer supercalifragilisticexpialidocious video. hahaha
funny stuffs. funny stuffs. X) did you mean to fall back in your chair after
the performance? or did it just happen? XD hahahahahaa
Jonathan Jinga <3

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Nov 12 2009 1:30 AM

well, there's nothing special about it. hahaha but alot of people live here in CA because they like warm weather and idk lol i dislike where i live very much, but at the same time, i'd rather be here than anywhere else. lol you know what i mean?(: hahaha what's it like where you live?(:
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Nov 12 2009 1:18 AM

accually, i have no talent in music. i'll just wait for when you come play near lake elsinore! (;
Dmitry Nechaev

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Nov 12 2009 1:03 AM

"THE FALL" song is released in "Rock 4 Life International Vol.14" Compilation CD and is now available in all mp3 stores!



Rock4Life



You are welcome to download the song from the Amazon.com and iTunes using these links!




amazon

iTunes





GREAT THANX 4 YOUR SUPPORT!



Best Regards



Dmitry Nechaev's Project Equinox Crew
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Nov 12 2009 12:49 AM

wow. ima start a band now! and get money! and fly to the UK just to see you at one of your shows! <3
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Nov 12 2009 12:37 AM

wow. it must be some fun!(: do you get paid for playing shows? :D
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Nov 12 2009 12:26 AM

wow man, that sounds like some trip!(: lol just wondering, but do you like performing concerts for people? and what's the feeling you get when on the stage?(:
Jonathan Jinga <3

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Nov 12 2009 12:19 AM

it's seriously midnight over there? wow. big time difference. hahaha it's only around 4pm here! (: i seriously hope you do play a show in california in 2010! (:
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Nov 12 2009 12:09 AM

awh, well i am glad you are talking to me instead of running more errands! lol(: and my day is probably the bestest day ever for me. i ate lots of ice cream, listened to your music, and you talked to me! :D sounds like an amazing day, huh!(:
Jonathan Jinga <3

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Nov 12 2009 12:01 AM

so, how has your day been going for you?(: <3
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Nov 11 2009 11:56 PM

hahaha it took me FOREVERS to make, but i was working in it all day! (: then you talked to me, so that gave me a major boost on finishing it! XD <33333
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Nov 11 2009 11:48 PM

dude, tell me how you respond..when you see the look of my new profile! <33333 you're just gunna love it! <3
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Nov 11 2009 11:17 PM

hahahahaha oh my god joe, you're a life savor! i can actually sing along to it now! <3 i am gunna put it on my profile, just for you!(;
Rachael who?

Rachael who?



Nov 11 2009 11:07 PM

Mr. Joe Black!! I love you!!!
I need to go to Europe one day to see you play. <3
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Nov 11 2009 10:59 PM

hahaha did you really? :D that's so cool though! wanna send me the lyrics for it? ;)
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Nov 11 2009 10:49 PM

ps. happy birthday mister black! (;
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Nov 11 2009 10:44 PM

i hope you have a good day too!<3 i will remain happy for the rest of the week, just because you wrote to me! :) you're so kind, sir! <3
Holly Copter [R.I.P. David]

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Nov 11 2009 10:40 PM

no problem!<3 i have to listen to your music everyday or else i'd die!<3 lol and i think the way yooh did the musicvideo for "child catcher" is simply wonderfull! <3
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Nov 11 2009 10:34 PM

hahaha well i appreciate the fact that you actually write back! thank you so much for keeping me updated! dude, you're like..my idol!<3 *muahh* =3
Holly Copter [R.I.P. David]

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Nov 11 2009 10:31 PM

hi Mr. Joe Black!<3 i know i just added yooh, but i put yer song birthday song on my profile, and i put yooh on my top! i think yer music is the most amazing thing i've heard all damn week!<3 glad i heard about yooh!(;


xoxoxoxoxo
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Nov 11 2009 10:28 PM

oh my god! you're the most magnificant man in the world! i sware to god! i wish you'd play a show in california sometime ): i'm sure almost everyone in california would wanna go because of how talented you are! (;
Jonathan Jinga <3

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Nov 11 2009 10:26 PM

well Mr. Black, you are the cutest thing in the world, and i love your music! i have some of your videos on my profile, which is a big deal! ;D comment me back please. just once. it'll mean the world to me!<33333
Lady W

Lady W



Nov 11 2009 10:19 PM

Very good. Lately I've been in a mood, where I have to listen to your music atleast once a day : D It's simply marvellous
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