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Mister Mac

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  • Mister Mac

  • 100 / Male
  • The Pacific Coast, California, US
  • Last Login: 12/24/2009

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Interests

  • General

    I mostly do pirate parties and events. I have actually walked the plank three times. Once off the Star of India (a dream come true) and twice off the Spirit of Dana Point at Oceanside Harbor Days (see my photo album. I finished recording my CD and you can hear a track on my other page, Mister Mac's Music. I have been to 15 states Since January 1st, 2008 and swam in the Pacific, the Atlantic, and the Gulf of Mexico. I spent a couple weeks in Ecuador and then sailed to Panama City. I have traveled over 25,000 miles in the past year and a half. This spring and summer I worked with Robin St. Graves making bronze castings. Cool stuff. I have been at Gulf Wars, PyrateWeek, Contraband Days, Ojai Pirate Fest, Big Bear Pirate Fest, Norcal, Pierdaze, and more.

  • Music

    ON MY iPOD: Rush, Blue Oyster Cult, Yes, U2, Dire Straits, Depeche Mode, Cheap Trick, Simple Minds, ELP, Oingo Boingo, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Peter Murphy, Chris Isaak, and Gustav Holst.

  • Movies

    Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory ("I got a golden ticket"), Ben-Hur ("God help me!"), Chitty Chitty Bang Bang ("It's the posh, posh traveling life, the traveling life for me."), Better Off Dead ("Where's my two dollars?"), The 5th Element ("Negative. I am a meat popsicle"), Ghostbusters (I not II), Volunteers ("Wake up and smell the river!"), Coming to America ("Joe Louis's the greatest fighter that ever lived"), The Black Stallion, Dances with Wolves, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Shane, The Star Wars saga (but I don't like Jar-Jar), Whale Rider, Planet of the Apes (original) and, of course, POTC 1 and 2 (but 3 sucked...in my humble opinion)...The greatest scene in ANY movie is when the Riders of Rohan smash thru the orcs in The Return of the King...AWESOME! ..Best movie line is from Wargames...."I'd piss on a sparkplug if I thought it'd help." ..Honorable Mention (Ghostbusters): "Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?".. "Uh, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say."

  • Television

    South Park, Futurama, Law and Order, Newsradio, The Simpsons, Mythbusters, Jimmy Neutron, Survivorman, and Fairly Odd Parents

  • Books

    What? You assume I am literate? Okay, best book I ever read...Bram Stoker's "Dracula".

  • Heroes

    Captain Picard, Tarzan, and Obi-wan Kenobi

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: San Diego, CA
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 7' 11" / Average
  • Ethnicity: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: Pirate / Buccaneer

Blurbs

About me:

....Check out my other website!.. The Tales and Adventures of Aloysius MacKnucklepeck.. Ahoy mateys! I be the plank walkin'est pirate ever to shiver a timber. I am the most notorious pirate down in San Diego, California and set sail for eastern shores for a bit and spent a few months in Clearwater, Florida working on Captain Memo's Pirate Cruise. I worked for Ripley's in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina and after spending a very hot and humid summer there I went down to Miami, Florida where I worked at a great haunted house and made some great friends. Then sold everything and traveled traveled to Ecuador which I liked a lot. Helped to sail a boat to Panama on a rather scary voyage. I have journied over 25,000 miles since the beginning of 2008 and I have returned to my home port of the San Diego area... I work as a character entertainer, performing at kid's birthday parties and other events. It is a blast!.. Check out my photo albums of some of my events and, of course, check out my personal website for even more.

Who I'd like to meet:

Famous people I HAVE met: President Gerald Ford, Billy Campbell (The Rocketeer/The 4400), Jon Anderson (Singer from Yes), Virginia Hey (Zhaan from Farscape), Bob Crane (Col. Hogan), Tim Conway (voice of Barnacle Boy and so much more), Stewart Copeland (The Police), Ric Ocasek (The Cars), Paulina Porizkova (Supermodel), Kristen Bell (she was in my house!), Lucy Liu (VERY beautiful!!!), Ray Park (Darth Maul), Stanley Clarke (bass player), Jay Leno (shorter than I thought), Shirley Jones (Mrs. Partridge), Jonathan Winters (very, very funny guy), Keith Emerson (ELP)

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  • MariahMariah Myth

    Dec 24 2009 10:35 PM

    Merry Christmas, Hugs & Kisses!


    [Cane Lickin Xmas]

  • crazy boots martin™Crazy Boots

    Dec 24 2009 10:35 PM

    Happy Holidays you Scallywag! It won't let me post the pirate comic i made for Christmas, because it says no HTML ... but hope yer tankard is full this season and the winds fair. i'll be starting to my comic book soon (jan. 6, 2010), so please look for it here on myspace.

    take care, my friend.

    - Boots!

    xXx
  • Deanmon Mr. Fuckin' Sunshine

    Dec 10 2009 1:56 AM

    Hello there :) It was so great to finally meet you!
  • Capt. Robby ZRobby sez U win

    Dec 1 2009 9:40 PM

    Wishing you a Wonderful Thanksgiving :{D=
  • MariahMariah Myth

    Nov 26 2009 6:58 PM

    I hope you are having a good Thanksgiving!





    -Myth
  • Blitzwulf

    Nov 26 2009 6:58 PM

    Happy Thanksgiving mate!!
  • crazy boots martin™Crazy Boots

    Nov 26 2009 6:58 PM


    wishing you a fair wind, a full tankard, and plenty of rich stuff to fill your treasure chest ... happy gobble-gobble day!

    - Crazy Boots Martin!

    xXx
  • SpikeSpike el pirata

    Nov 26 2009 6:58 PM

    May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and gravy Have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious And your pies take the prize, And may your Thanksgiving dinner Stay off your thighs!
    Happy Thanksgivin~
  • Talderoy with Pirates M…

    Nov 15 2009 8:03 PM

    My son Heath is 8 years old and about to test for his Black Belt in Hapkido in December. We have a tourmament next weekend that he has been trian his lil butt of for. So I won't make it to Road Warrior Weekend. I want to go mate but with the newlil girl who is ten months old and walking . I just want to spend as much time with the family as I can latley.

    Signed
    Changing Diapers at 45
  • Mad Davy Flynt

    Nov 15 2009 11:23 AM

    NOR-CAL Is goig to have a 2nd annual Ball ! January 29th & 30, 2010 the Pirate Rendezvous !! What say you Mr.Mac
  • Talderoy with Pirates M…

    Nov 15 2009 11:22 AM

    Sorry mate I don't know how that slipped by. I'll get on it. Officially the contest is going to be held in ,,,,,,,,,,, Fell's Point Baltimore. Thar was some political hold ups but seems they changed thar mind and didn't want to lose us at the event
  • Talderoy with Pirates M…

    Nov 15 2009 3:31 AM

    Get a jump and ask everyone you know to vote for you http://www.piratesmagazine.com/ddvote.htm
  • CAPT. JACK ™ " Fire J…Dwight Coleman

    Nov 15 2009 3:30 AM

    Looking forward to the next event . We had a blast Thank you!
  • BlackHeart ☠

    Nov 11 2009 11:36 PM

    'Had a blast in Oceanside! Look forward to settin' sail with ye again.
  • Pirate QueenPirate Queen Coronation Party

    Nov 5 2009 5:19 AM

    We have the website up and tickets are avaible for sale!
  • SaloméBrenda Salamone

    Nov 3 2009 6:11 AM

    Arrr, we be going to have a blast this weekend, matey!
  • BlackHeart ☠

    Nov 3 2009 5:18 AM

    Happy Halloween!
  • Talderoy with Pirates M…

    Oct 26 2009 4:26 AM

    What website ? What event ?What's the secret let it out ?
  • Robin, "The" Mexican Ro…

    Oct 26 2009 4:26 AM

    Hi Mister Mac! I hope your birthday full of merriment!
  • Hack and Slash

    Oct 26 2009 4:26 AM

    Thanks for being a friend! -H&S
  • "Cora"

    Oct 26 2009 4:25 AM

    Welcome and thanks for the add...
  • Glenda aka Quartermaste… Online Now!

    Oct 26 2009 4:25 AM

    Thanks for the add Mate !!!!
  • Mad Davy Flynt

    Oct 26 2009 4:25 AM

    Mad Davy Flynt NOR-CAL Is goig to have a 2nd annual Ball ! Should be advertized very soon .. I like that mates !! What say you in Wash. Oregon and LA Pirates ??? Sacramento Ya
  • Commander Redhawks Chie…Commander Gewi redhawks Jones Guardian

    Oct 7 2009 9:43 PM

    How be de Mister Mac today? I capt'n Lynall Redhawks welcome you n ur crew to me dock.
  • Gabrielle with Vintage…Queen France

    Oct 7 2009 5:04 PM

    Things are getting there. Got the website almost up and Have the myspace going. Needs some work. Really glad we are doing this together!