Mistress Kelly
Mistress Kelly ...music is the only thing that matters.

Female
41 years old
Maryland
United States



Last Login: 12/21/2009
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General
CAN YOU MARRIED MEN PISS OFF? Yeah. Thanks!
I don't add ANYONE unless I've actually met them or it's a musician I like or both. No exceptions. Sorry.

Marine Corps Marathon 10/30/05
Results: 4:43:55

Longest run ever: 28 miles

Web:
www.exactitudes.com
www.sudoku.org
www.billycorgan.com
www.inxs.com
Vote for the SEXIEST vegetarians   
Vegetarians are smarter {nyah, nyah}   

Infusion   

What's new with Bob Geldof and pics of Tiger Lily Hutchence   
Great INXS interviews (and Pretty Vegas soundcheck video)   
The Walls live performance on KCRW   

Map of INXS fans   

Map of U2 fans   
Map of Billy Corgan/Smashing Pumpkins fans   

Opening Up Billy Corgan   

Tracey Moffatt   
Tracey Moffatt's new show


TRAVEL
Reading in bed


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Music
INXS   
Billy Corgan   
Smashing Pumpkins   
Placebo 
U2 
REM, Depeche Mode, Cheap Trick, Sade, Smiths, Cure, Beatles, Patsy Cline, Sonic Youth, Pixies, Bjork, Garbage, Killers, Bloc Party, Infusion, Coldplay, Goo Goo Dolls, , Bush, The Faint, Mundy, The Walls, the Notwist, This Perfect Day, Bob Dylan's Forever Young, Sam Cooke, the Shirelles, John Lennon, The Clash, Dusty Springfield, James Brown, Johnny Cash, Joy Division, Peaches, Iggy Pop, Howling Maggie's Alcohol The Rolling Stones, Billie Holiday, Nina Simone, Prince

Who is your INXS dream guy?

Your dream guy is the divine Michael Hutchence, the man who is ever in our hearts and always on our minds. This painfully beautiful angel was a stunning poet, and an incomparable artist. An exotic man shrouded in mystery, Michael is truly inimitable and forever irresistible.
Take this quiz!

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You Are a Chick Rocker!
You're living proof that chicks can rock
You're inspired by Joan Jett and the Donnas
And when you rock, you rock hard
(Plus, you get all the cute guy groupies you want!)


Which Rock Chick Are You?
Movies
Myrna Loy
You scored 19% grit, 33% wit, 23% flair, and 38% class!
You are class itself, the calm, confident 'perfect woman.' Men turn and look at you admiringly as you walk down the street, and even your rivals have a grudging respect for you. You always know the right thing to say, do and, of course, wear. You can take charge of a situation when things get out of hand, and you're a great help to your partner even if they don't immediately see or know it. You are one classy dame. Your screen partners include William Powell and Cary Grant, you little simmerpot, you.

..
Link: The Classic Dames Test on Ok Cupid
Television
Prison Break, Heroes, Pushing Daisies, Smallville, Gilmore Girls [RIP], The L Word, Torchwood, Doctor Who, Medium
Books
Too many to list...

Currently love Whitney Gaskell and Jen Lancaster's memoir,
"Bitter Is The New Black"
and
"Touch this! Conceptual Physics for Everyone" by Paul G. Hewitt

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LITERARY SEX FIEND
You scored 81 bookishness and 81 kinkiness!
Alright, you love books, you completely dig great sex...and both at the same time is even better, n'est-ce pas? According to my calculation, you are SEX ON WHEELS...the wheels of a book truck, that is. Come find me...I have a key to the building, baby. ;)

Link: Literary Sex Fiend Test on Ok Cupid
Heroes
Mom, Harriet Tubman, Sojourner Truth, Toukie Smith, Molly Craig (with Gracie and Daisy), and Margaret Sanger
Hillary Clinton
Groups: Billy CorganINXS Michael Hutchence TributeINXS

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     Mistress Kelly's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Hometown:Nowheresville (military brat)
Body type:5' 11" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:Black / African descent
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:College graduate
Occupation:semi-professional music fan

   Mistress Kelly's Schools
Goucher College
Baltimore, MARYLAND
Graduated: 1990
Student status: Alumni
Major: Economics & Management
Minor: International Finance, French, and Japanese
 

1986 to 1990
Kadena High School
Okinawa, All
Graduated: 1986
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1984 to 1986
Kubasaki High School
Okinawa, All
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

1983 to 1984



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   Mistress Kelly's Blurbs
About me:
Check out my eBay auctions!
http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQsassZinxs


I have a serious dichotomy to my personality. Picture an artist/writer/mathematician's brain sharing space with a musically savvy/sporty body.

I am worth $3,029,930 on HumanForSale.com
How much are you worth?

What OK Cupid has to say about me:

The Peach
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMf)

Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.

For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.


You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you're becoming more selective about long-term love. It's getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who's in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.

Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.

Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid.
My profile name: kspaceygirl

Who I'd like to meet:
It's not so much as whom I'd like to meet as who I'd like to know. I've met many, many celebs. They usually come up to me. It's really no big deal. They pee and poo like the rest of us. Usually it's a bad idea to meet one's heroes/crushes. They never ever live up to the hagiographic fantasy. How can they?

We place the star on a nose-bleed-inducing pedestal only to gross out when they drip on us or when we can see their nose hairs. Can you say "setup for disappointment?"

Luckily, the bright and shiny people who I've met were inherently kind. The famous folks I know, as in they are on my speed-dial, are just like my non-celeb peeps; about 50-50. Some are real asses and some are kind and true.

There's a really short list of people I'd like to know better. I enjoy people with layers who have artistic and emotional integrity. With these folks, in my opinion, it would be great to share a pot of tea. I believe the conversation would be stimulating and the atmosphere electric. Truth be told, they are not hard to look at either. LOL

Some I have already met and want to know better. Others I'd love to have the opportunity to see them in person in a performance or social setting.

Truly amazing, original talent/artistry: Billy Corgan, Wentworth Miller, Michael Stipe, Lee Pace, Adrian Brody, Kevin Spacey, Benicio del Toro, Christopher Walken, Emma Thompson, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Joss Whedon, Noah Taylor, J. K. Rowling, Iggy Pop, Liev Schreiber, David Bowie, Bjork, Alan Cumming and Bono.

Piqued my curiosity (Do they have substance?): James Blunt, Beverly Johnson, Dexter Fletcher, Lee Pace, Angelina Jolie, Toukie Smith, Bill Nighy, Thandie Newton, Charlize Theron, Gwen Stefani, Lenny Kravitz and Helena Bonham-Carter. Brad Pitt, Stuart Townsend, and Gavin Rossdale keep jumping back and forth on my lists? 8^)

Now, now... don't give me the "How about so-and-so litany?" The list is only of the people I've met (or want to meet) for a deeper connection. Not listed are the wonderous stars I've already met (or know) and/or just think are hot. That list is ever evolving.

I don't add ANYONE unless I've actually met them or it's a musician I like or both. No exceptions. Sorry.

And remember, the fact no one understands you does not mean you're an artist.



   Mistress Kelly's Friend Space (Top 20)
Mistress Kelly has 134 friends.
 Billy Corgan 


 Mundy 


 INXS 


 THE WALLS 


 Bloc Party 


 Otter 


 Deirdre in NYC 


 Cindy Lou Who 


 Skylar 


 lambanlaa 


 Snow Patrol 


 The Waterboys 


 The English Beat 


 sebadoh 


 The Stunning 


 Gavin Rossdale 


 The Faint 


 CAKE 


 Coldplay 


 LandSpeedRecord! 





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Allison *metallison*

Allison *metallison*



May 20 2009 12:16 AM

Hey, what's up? Glad you found me! Have a great time in Key West. I live in Florida, and believe it or not, I have never been there.
The English Beat

The English Beat



May 18 2009 1:51 PM

Hope you find time for some skanking on your Birthday!

Best Wishes

Dave
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Deirdre in NYC

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Dec 18 2008 4:08 AM

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May 19 2008 4:27 AM

May you be safe,
May you be happy,
May you be whole,
and may you have peace,
love and unity!

Happy Birthday,

The English Beat
Dave Wakeling

Dave Wakeling



May 18 2008 8:23 PM

Happy Birthday to you my dear!

dave
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The Bent Moustache



May 15 2008 9:40 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
XXX TBM
marci tarrant johnson

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May 14 2008 1:28 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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Mar 25 2008 8:16 AM

hey there! thanks for being a friend. we are going to record another album soon, and then hope to come and tour in the usa either late this year, or more likely, next year.
wrap up warm in music.

greetings from holland
The English Beat

The English Beat



Mar 3 2008 7:40 PM

thank you my dear, it was a pleasure

love,

dave
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The English Beat

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Mar 1 2008 3:09 PM

Thanks for stopping by and welcome aboard!

Dave
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Jan 20 2008 9:54 PM

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Dec 24 2007 9:22 PM


Merry Christmas from Paddy-Whacked Radio&trade!

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Dec 27 2007 2:11 PM

omg she is going to be so mad when she finds out these pictures got posted on myspace lol

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Dec 24 2007 2:50 AM

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Nov 19 2007 3:29 AM

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Oct 30 2007 7:13 PM

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sep 21 2007 1:36 PM

Great to hear from you Kelly, hope you're keeping well. x The Walls
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