Misty
Misty Damrill
Misty Damrill MY NAME IS MISTY - I AM A BOXER

Female
23 years old
Joplin, Missouri
United States



Last Login: 7/30/2009
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GeneralMy interest right now are involved in 9 beautiful Boxer puppies. 5 beautiful females and 4 beautiful males. Born 06/31/2007. My Puppies are AKC registered and will be going to new homes around September 17th, that is when they will be 8 weeks old.
MusicI am a Registered member of the American Kennel Club commonly know as AKC: Here is a Copy of my Certificate of Pedigree. This is the short version. I actually have a long history of champions in my bloodline:
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BooksComfort Seeker (lyrics ©2004 Kate Connick) Crumpled pillow, tangled sheets, A snore like raging thunder. The boxer dog sleeps soundly. The covers, he's half under. Lips and eyebrows boogie, Deep in his dream state. He's settled for a hearty snooze, Although it isn't late. I beckon, "Time to go outside." "Let's go. I'm waiting, dear." Both eyes pop open; then they close. He pretends he didn't hear. Too hot, too cold, wet, lumpy, hard - He's not a dog for in the yard. He craves his comfort in full measure. A hedonist, quite bent on pleasure! Like the princess and the pea, Or maybe just a bit like me! "C'mon you lazy slobberdog. Get off that stinking bed! You have 4 legs; Now use them!" My face was turning red. I hovered over, swore a bit, Waved a sausage past his nose, Shoved his limp weight to the floor. Reluctantly he rose. "Finally dog, now let's go out." But just as I had feared, By the time the door was open, The dog had disappeared. Too hot, too cold, wet, lumpy, hard - He's not a dog for in the yard. He craves his comfort in full measure. A hedonist, quite bent on pleasure! Like the princess and the pea, Or maybe just a bit like me! He'd tucked himself back into bed. Every muscle, flaccid. "Oh sure, you've picked the perfect time To pretend that you are placid!" Patience gone, I had no choice. I really beg your pardon. I hauled that dog out through the door And dumped him in the garden! He looked at me with wounded eyes. So maudlin, ohh the pain! How dare I make a boxer dog "Do his business" in the rain! Too hot, too cold, wet, lumpy, hard - He's not a dog for in the yard. He craves his comfort in full measure. A hedonist, quite bent on pleasure! Like the princess and the pea, Or maybe just a bit like me!
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     Misty's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Hometown:Joplin
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Children:Proud parent


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About me:
We have puppies born 07/14/2008 www.magicpuppies.com

Boxers are medium sized and square built dogs. They are strong and thickly muscled, with a short coat and a docked tail. Boxers are described as people dogs because they do well with children and other family pets.

Country of Origin: The boxer originated in Germany during the 19th century.

Height: Male boxers range from 22.5 to 25 inches. Female boxers range from 21 to 23.5 inches.

Weight: Male boxers range from 65 to 80 pounds. Female boxers range from 50 to 65 pounds.

Colors: Boxer colors are fawn and brindle with white markings.

Coat: Boxers have short and smooth coats that lie close to the body. Their coat requires only an occasional brushing.

Temperament: The boxer is an energetic, attentive and devoted dog breed who is gentle and patient with children. They behave well with other household pets, but are cautious with strange pets and people which make them good guard dogs.

Living Environment: Boxers are full of energy and are perfect companions for active families. Boxers require mental and physical exertion and are not recommended for people who are easy going and slow-moving. Boxers are both sensitive to hot and cold weather and do best when allowed to divide their time between the house and the yard.

Who I'd like to meet:

Here is the man in my life. His name is Orion Star-Bo. We just call him Bo.


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Jan 2 2009 6:08 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY from all the furkids at WA BOXER RESCUE! Smooches to you! PS - puppies do best when they can stay with mommy until at least 10 wks of age...


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Helene

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Dec 25 2008 2:00 PM

Have a Bear-y Merry Christmas !

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May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace,
The gladness of Christmas give you hope,
The warmth of Christmas grant you love.

May the warmth of good friends,
the comfort of home,
and the love we bear one another
renew your spirits this Christmas

....(o)....(o)
(") ( 'o', )
(")(")__)


"Love is what's in the room with you at
Christmas if you stop opening presents
and listen."

Wishing you and your loved ones a wonderfilled Christmas!

* Helene * Malmsio *

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Helene

Helene Malmsio



Oct 9 2008 7:38 AM



I've learned that Electricity comes from Electrons... does that mean that Morality comes from Morons?

I've learned Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.

I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.


I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others -
they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that if you hear a Southerner exclaim, "Hey, y'all, watch this!" get out of his way.
These are likely the last words he will ever say, or worse still, that you will ever hear.


* Live Well - Laugh Often - Love Much *
Helene Malmsio
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Helene

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Jul 20 2008 5:10 PM



Since Skitzi is now a semi-retired mouse-buster
Meet the new babies :



"Parents are not quite interested in justice, they are interested in quiet."
- Bill Cosby


"I have two kids, and over the years I've developed a really relaxed attitude about the whole child-rearing thing. I don't cry over spilt milk. Spilt vodka, that's another story."
- Daryl Hogue






*** Live Well - Laugh Often - Love Much ***
Helene Malmsio

- parent of six furry kids now!

* sigh *




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Jul 19 2008 8:03 AM

Hey! I have just finished a FRIDA KAHLO SERIE. You can go check it out at my site lunat1ka. net or just click the picture below to direct you to the link. Have a great weekend.

Art By: Lupe Flores
Helene

Helene Malmsio



Jun 17 2008 9:05 PM

get-great-jokes-here!

Hello from the Birthday Girl!
get-great-jokes-here!
I'm not 50! I'm 47 + Tax.


Thank you for your birthday greetings, they were great to get!
Here are some sophisticated mature wisdoms for you:

* Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
* The early bird may get the worm, But the second mouse gets the cheese.
* I drive way too fast to worry about Cholesterol.
* A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
* Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
* All the things I really like are either immoral, illegal or fattening - but do them anyway.

Live well, Laugh often, Love much!
Helene Malmsio

"How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these yourself."
-- George Washington Carver

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♥Becki♥

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May 9 2008 4:15 AM

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Apr 29 2008 4:41 AM

HAVE A GREAT WEEK!!!!
ART BY SAIDE
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Apr 23 2008 3:10 PM

Thanks!
I hope you enjoy my music!
Peace,
Adam
Helene

Helene Malmsio



Apr 18 2008 3:46 PM

get-great-jokes-here!

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

:) means a smile and

:( .... is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by
:-) :-(

Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"

Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

( ! ) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

Anyone ELSE got a FAT ASS you would like a solution for?
LOL!

get-slim-now

**Live Well - Laugh Often - Love Much**
Helene Malmsio
SaiDe GaRCia

SaiDe GaRCia



Mar 14 2008 7:12 AM

Art by Saide
Helene

Helene Malmsio



Mar 4 2008 8:24 AM





I HATE four letter words!
Iron
Dust
Wash
Cook


Too much of a good thing
..... is WONDERFUL!


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*If things get any better in 2008, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it*
Helene Malmsio



Helene

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Feb 27 2008 2:38 PM



Best Men's Rules

Rule 1: It's important to find a woman who will cook, clean, wash your
clothes, and clean your fish.

Rule 2: It's important to find a woman who will earn enough to buy you beer,
ammo and bait.

Rule 3: It's important to find a woman who likes to have fun in bed even if she's
tired or have a headache.

Rule 4: It's important that those 3 women never meet ...



The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth!
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Feb 1 2008 5:15 AM

HI Mom....How are you and Dad?? My 2 legged mom here has taken some pictures of me I will get her to post them. She says I am getting big and fat but she seems happy about that. Otherwise I am good. Only thing is the kids dont seem to like when I borrow thier toys and play with them. I mean the girl gets mad cause I chew on some thing called a Barbie. They take it away and tell me to play with my own toys. Maybe I should stick to my own for awhile.
But love you mom. Tell dad hi.
Helene

Helene Malmsio



Jan 17 2008 1:42 PM



ALZHEIMER'S TEST

The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School Psychiatry at Harvard University .

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.

The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!

1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is fart cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat.
12. This is seconds cat.


Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down.

Betcha' you cannot resist passing it on.

*If things get any better in 2008, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it*
Helene Malmsio

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Helene

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Jan 2 2008 2:52 PM

GoalSettingTips

..... Partied hard did we?

GoalSettingTips

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on to it!
--Dean Martin

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut!
--Ernest Hemingway

It was a woman drove me to drink, and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
--W.C. Fields

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**Live Well - Laugh Often - Love Much**
Helene Malmsio

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Helene

Helene Malmsio



Dec 31 2007 2:16 PM

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Dropping in to say Hello, and to
wish you a wonderful week in this
bright shiny New Year!

Treasure every moment that you have!
Treasure it even more,
when you share with someone special,
special enough to spend their time with you.
Remember that time waits for no one.

Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow is a mystery.
Today is a gift.
That's why it's called the present!!!

Here's my New Year Gift ebooks for you to enjoy & share with friends:

Accomplish Anything You Want - Personal Goalsetting Guide



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NEW YEAR PARTY GUIDE:

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor....

**Live Well - Laugh Often - Love Much**
Helene Malmsio
Helene

Helene Malmsio



Dec 28 2007 12:24 PM

Hi There Misty!

I just dropped by to wish you
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Birthdays are good for you;
the more you have,
the longer you live.


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To Wish you Happiness
on your Birthday,
And may every day
of the coming Year,
Be a happy one!

I found this really cool birthday calculator:
It tells you LOTS about what your birthdate symbols & meanings are, how many hours and how many seconds you have been alive on this earth & when you were probably conceived and more fun stuff to amaze you:-
Birthday Calculator


YOUTH is the gift of nature,
but AGE is a work of art!

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REMEMBER to party 'til you drop!

- Helene Malmsio


♥Becki♥

♥Becki♥



Dec 25 2007 2:32 AM

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Dec 23 2007 5:28 PM

Have a Great Christmas Day with your loved ones!

Santa asked me to check up on you to see if you have been good this year....
How much is it worth to keep my mouth shut....????



Dear God:
I bet it is hard for you to love everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.
-- Nan

Dear God:
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
-- Joyce



THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.




Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents, and just listen.

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Thank you so much one and all for your beautiful and caring Comments, funny cartoons, inspiring quotes, and ALL the great messages you have brightened my year with in '07!

See you again in the bright shiny New Year!

**Live Well - Laugh Often - Love Much**
Helene Malmsio

Helene

Helene Malmsio



Dec 18 2007 9:33 PM




May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace,
The gladness of Christmas give you hope,
The warmth of Christmas grant you love.




May the warmth of good friends,
the comfort of home,
and the love we bear one another
renew your spirits this Christmas

**Live Well - Laugh Often - Love Much**
Helene Malmsio

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Helene

Helene Malmsio



Dec 5 2007 2:31 PM

MoreJokes!

Snowman Trivia:

Where does a Snowman go to Dance?
To the Snow Ball!

What does a Snowman eat for Breakfast?
Snow Flakes.

How does a Snowman travel around the Neighborhood?
He rides his icycle.

What does a Snowman take when he is sick?
A Chill Pill.

What is a Snowman's favorite Drink?
Iced Tea!

What does a Snowman take when he is sick?
A Chill Pill.

What is a Snowman's favorite Drink?
Iced Tea!

What kind of Hat does a Snowman wear?
An Ice Cap.

What do you call a Snowman in the Tropics?
Lost!

*** Live Well - Laugh Often - Love Much ***
Helene Malmsio
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Helene

Helene Malmsio



Nov 24 2007 7:20 PM




May you find time this Thanksgiving
to enjoy the things you hold closest
to your heart.

Happy Thanksgiving!

"Be the change you wish to see in the world." -Gandhi

Helene

Helene Malmsio



Nov 13 2007 12:52 PM

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Just a thought for all the women out there...


Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?

MENtal illness,
MENstrual cramps,
MENtal breakdown,
MENopause...

And when we have real trouble it's HIS-terectomy! !!!

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**Live Well - Laugh Often - Love Much**
Helene Malmsio

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Helene

Helene Malmsio



Nov 7 2007 10:48 PM




I SENT AN ANGEL TO WATCH OVER YOU LAST NIGHT BUT IT CAME BACK...
I ASKED...WHY? AND IT SAID... "ANGELS DON'T WATCH OVER ANGELS!"

* 20 angels are in this world, 10 are sleeping, 9 are playing .... and 1 is reading this comment.*

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**Live Well - Laugh Often - Love Much**
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