The Tortoise
The Tortoise Life is a horror show & baby it will never stop

Male
30 years old
Silsbee, Texas
United States



Last Login: 12/27/2009
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    The Tortoise's Interests
General
  • Art
  • Getting Good Tattoos
  • Music
  • World Domination
  • Moving bibles in bookstores from the religious section into the fiction section
  • Pissing People Off
MusicI love music period!
Movies
TelevisionThe rare few that I do enjoy...
Red Dwarf, Old School Toons, Scrubs, The Office(both versions)
Books

Favorite book of all time "Alice in Wonderland" and "Alice Through the Looking Glass"

Anything technical that deals with Software Programming, not by choice but for work. Everything else will have to wait for my retirement, but when I get a chance Fantasy and Horror are on the top of the list.

HeroesMy Self!!

     The Tortoise's Details
Status:Divorced
Orientation:Straight
Body type:5' 10" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Web Developer/Artist/Software Developer/Teacher
Income:$30,000 to $45,000

   The Tortoise's Schools
Lamar University
Beaumont,Texas
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Computer Science
Greek:   Pi Theta Kappa

2003 to 2005
Mesquite H S
Mesquite,Texas
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1995 to 1996
West Mesquite H S
Mesquite,Texas
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
 

1993 to 1995

   The Tortoise's Companies
Lamar Institute of Technology
Beaumont, Tx US
Teacher

06/01/04-Present



The Tortoise Would be first in line at the "Happy I Fucked Your Mother In The Ass And She Loved It Sale" as long as the shit is cheap. Posted at 3:33 AM Dec 3
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   The Tortoise's Blurbs
About me:

I hate hypocrites. Will speak my mind and continue to push boundaries with whatever I'm doing just to see how far I can push.

I like to experience new and interesting things as much as possible and I'll try anything once. Life is short and I think you should enjoy it too the fullest extent. I live my life with no regrets, everything I've ever done has been a learning process, and has made me who I am today. Sometimes life can be a bitch, and the boring and mundane sets in, that's when you can tell what type of person you really are.

Anything else you want to know maybe you should just ask.

Who I'd like to meet:

Anyone that's not closed minded and an ass.



   


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Sep 10 2009 11:43 PM

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this is what u leave b hind 2 lonely lil ppl . who will have a hole in the heart 4 ever & yes ! we will b lil emo's :*(
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Aug 7 2009 4:44 AM

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Jul 10 2009 7:31 PM

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Jun 22 2009 6:29 PM

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May 6 2009 4:05 PM

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Apr 30 2009 9:36 PM

true colors = true bitch, I guess...it was just blind sided though, I just randomly clicked names not really thinking about who I was deleting...sorry, again
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Apr 12 2009 4:03 PM

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Apr 12 2009 6:16 AM

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Apr 5 2009 9:08 PM

I can't really put my finger on it. Theirs just something sexy about that picture. Maybe its the bald plastic lady that just wants to pretend your not harassing her friend.
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Apr 4 2009 11:30 PM

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