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My turkey stalker
I
had a creepy stalker that wanted me to move to turkey with him and be
his wife.... [read]
My *NAKED*
Pictures (Part 7)
For
all you perverts out there that wants to see me naked! Enjoy. [read]
PENIS?!?!?!
I
believe you have one, no seriously I do. You don't have to prove it! [read]
Fuckers I will
block
I
will block you on AIM if you do the following.... [read]
The father &
daughter talk about BOYs
Exactly
what the title is... [read]
I can be a
cancer, it depends which magazine you go by...
Leo
July 23 - August 22
Your positive traits:
You're almost always the center of attention - and easy for potential
dates to spot.
Your happiness and optimism is appealing to all... and contagious!
You don't hold grudges - getting over little fights is no problem for
you.
Your negative traits:
You tend to ignore relationship problems, until they are too big to
handle.
You crave luxury, and you are disappointed with partners who can't
provide you with it.
If someone does you wrong, you'll coldly and cruelly break their heart.
Your ideal partner:
Someone high status enough to bring you more attention - but not so
great that they upstage you.
Makes you laugh and brings excitement to everything you do together.
Is aggressive and confident enough to butt heads with you every so
often.
Your dating style:
High expectations. You need to be impressed with an incredible first
date for a second one to occur.
Your seduction style:
You like to make the first move - you're fearless about initiating
things
Passionate. You really get into any intimate act.
Aggressive. Most of the time, you find yourself wanting sex more than
your partner.
Tips for the future:
Try to not need so much attention. You'll feel less ignored,
guaranteed.
Learn to love your partner for who they are - not how they help advance
your life.
Let your partner shine occasionally. You don't always have to be the
alpha dog.
My Ideal
Guy
I
want a guy taller than me. I'm 5'3 so that's not much to ask.
We
all know physical beauty doesn't count for much, but for me sparks must
fly and I must find him sexually appealing. I need someone that I am
actually sexually attracted to, not just someone I find attractive.
There are tons of people I can imagine dating, yet not sleeping with. I
need someone that makes me want both. I need to want to be your lady
and your whore (yes I said the "W" word.. oh dear).
He also
needs to be someone I can bring home to the scary asian parents (don't
worry my parents aren't actually scary and won't attack anyone with
chopsticks).
I don't want you in the spotlight. I don't want you to always let me be
in the spotlight. I want us BOTH to entertain people. Well, once in a
while you have to step down and watch me perform, like the rest of
them...
I cannot stand macho man (but don't be a pussy). I need a guy that's
goofy, a dork, and totally willing to make a fool out of himself like I
do everyday.
Colored eyes. I love colored eyes. Something about colored eyes just
makes me want to break into poetry... Not that this is a must cause God
knows I don't have them.
I want a good guy, not just some lame NICE guy. There is a big
difference.
He cannot have dated or lusted after ANY of my friends before me. I
find that disgusting.
He
has to have lots of patience... Well anyone needs a lot of that to be
around me. Haha... I am short tempered enough for the both of us.
I like perverted people. FUNNY perverted people... Not stupid perverted
guys. There is a HUGE difference.
This guy gotta be able to handle a girl that can EAT, cause trust
me.... I eat.
Oh and he has to be ok with meat. I'm not saying you have to actually
eat meat, but don't try to talk me into giving up meat, that's like
asking me to go on a shit-eating diet, not gonna happen.
It's a huge plus when a guy is good at video games and can help me on
them, but if you don't like video games, just sit and watch me play. My
favorite video game of all times, is
Dynasty Warriors on PS2. I
would love someone to play that with me. We can conquer China
together... Haha <3
I don't want to deal with ANY crazy ex-girlfriends. Please keep them
under control or out of your life before you try and get with me. I
totally believe you should stay friends with your ex's, but if they are
"CRAZY" than that's another story. Oh and I don't deal with "babys mama"
either.
I don't give a care about what music my guy listens to. I hate it how
some people will only associate with others that shares the same music
interest. He can listen to BARNEYS GREATEST HITS for all I care, as
long as we don't have to have sex to that music....
Age doesn't mean much, I've dated guys my age, younger and older. I
think, as long as it doesn't show, we're fine.
I'm not here to be anyone's sugar mama, get a job.
No one wants a "ladies man" as their man. It's disrespectful if you hit
on other girls when you are with someone. If you wanna have the freedom
to flirt and try to be a "ladies man", don't try to get with me.
Uhh and one big important thing... He
has to like me back.
Btw I am wearing really ugly underwear. Just feel like telling you all
that.
[becauseleo'sdoitbetter]
I did not write this,
but I think its awesome
If we could put our
pussy cat naked and jeweled in rubies on a dias in a museum... This
would be their idea of heaven. Everyone admiring them: Hell, yeah!
"WORSHIP ME." is their motto.
If you fuck up just once with a Leo...That's IT. Don't be expecting
them to take you back. They are not willing victims, after all, they
CHOSE you... you screwed up? They can UN-Choose you just the same.
They live for Menage a Trois...or Qua...or Cinco....anything in a group
is okay as long as they are in the middle.
Leos also like bubble baths.
Once you start with a Leo... do not think you can just turn their
emotions on or off like a switch... they demand satisfaction. NOW.
All the stress in the world ends up in the Leo neck...They need neck
rubs... they feel like they have the entire weight of the world on
their head.
If its kinky, a Leo has probably done it..
You know Madonna's a LEO, right? She masters the Madonna/Whore/Goddess
thing pretty well, huh? I wonder why? Could it be cause shes a fuckin'
LEO? yep.
Get out your furry gloves and faux mink whips for this kitten. they
love soft floggers and there is a specific spot on their back right
above their tailbone that is heaven to them where if touched right will
actually make them purr... You think I'm bullshitting you? Try it, I
dare ya. Leo likes to be on top...that's a given. They need control.
Their underwear is always.. er.. interesting to say the least.
They LIVE for boudoir photography. They LOVE to be photographed. If
they can afford a nude or semi nude photo of them.. do it now. Leos are
born and bred to be porn stars...even if they act prude about it.. they
have thought about it.
They usually end up in vocations where they can be served like a king
or queen (EX: 24/7 Domina... Mistresses... Gigalos... Bar owners...
Promoters... Runway Models...) may have a fetish about decorating their
genitalia... not piercing, per se... but other jeweled adornments
definitely. Rubies usually are their love. Leo's love to have their
hair brushed and played with.
You had better be vocal in bed with them... they want to hear how well
they are doing. If a Leo has chosen YOU as a mate. Just accept it and
enjoy the ride. Be prepared for anything. They have no problem tying
you down. They ARE the naughty school teacher, the pirate captain, the
gypsy king and Cleopatra all rolled into one
I love anime/manga
and cartoons
in generals! God I'm such a fob.
Tila
is my soul mate and I love her even if she ever get into dirty porn
cause she's freaken hot as a burnt steak.
Steak.
A big bloody thick juicy steak... *drool drool*
One day I will work for Playboy.
Not as in modeling but being an air-brusher, or a toilet scrubber.
G-Strings
rocks my socks. Nothing like a sexy tight butt floss.
Because I am practically a midget, I only wear shoes with
heels.
I do this for you people... So you don't trip over me and kill
yourself
[Turn Ons]
* A sense of humor! (Well
it's not like I get dripping wet when someone makes me laugh)
* Good with little kids
* Good with animals * Taller than me * Independent * Smells good * Can speak Chinese
[Turn
Offs]
[Ok on bad habits... ]
* Smokers
* Druggies
* Alcoholics
* People who don..t
shower... bad B.O (its kinda hard to try to get to know someone when
all you are doing is trying not to breathe)
* I can't stand violence,
so I don't like guys who fight a lot and tries to act all hard.
[On the inside... ]
* Cocky guys (you are not
as cool as you think)
*
Wannabe gangsters (come on now)
* Conceited people (there
is a difference between that and confidence, you are not God's gift to
all women)
* RACIST ppl!
* When a guy calls
himself a "stud"
[On the outside... ]
* Unibrow (that..s not
hard to fix)
* Guys with boobs bigger
than mine (I think every girl would be bothered by this)
* Bad teeth (not saying
it has to be blinding white and straight but as long as its not like...
decaying)
A
while ago, what started out as an innocent joke made everyone think I
was a pornstar!
Read everything in order:
>>The email
that started it all
[read]
>>The
infamous
bulletin
[read]
>>Take a
joke people!
[read]
>>The
overwhelming
responses
[read]
>>The one
and only
idiot
that
still didn't get it
[read]
I am not a model!
It's so obvious why!
[This better
not to copied and passed around like some dumb chain letter in a
bulletin]
I do not have
FANs. I have my internet friends, silent admirers
and creepy ass stalkers.
I don't post up
bulletins like: "COME PARTY
WITH ME...." or "GET
TO MEET ME THIS WEEKEND...."
Sorry folks I don't know any cool parties to invite any of you people
to, and if you run into me, it just means you live in LA.
I don't flood your
myspace with invitations to events, and I don't like it when I get any.
*delete
delete*
I actually write you
kids back! I actually comment on your pics! I do I do! I really really
do!
I don't advertise anyone
but my hot girlfriends who are also my BEST FRIENDS.
There are NO pictures of
me with any cool cars. I might post some up with me posing with my
friends shitty cars tho. Ahahaha.
No one has a pic of me
with them except for my friends in real life. No random people comes up
to me and ask to get a pic taken with me just so they can show it off
on their myspace... Why? Errr because that would be weird.
You did not see me at
that car show. I hate it when idiots claim they have met me at a car
show! I don't go to car shows! I have never been to a car show! Fuck you!!!
When you are sad -
I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard
who made you sad.
When you are blue -
I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile -
I will know you finally got laid.
When you are scared -
I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried -
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and
to quit whining.
When you are confused -
I will use little words.
When you are sick -
Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want
whatever you have.
When you fall -
I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
Kris
here is my SEX-kitten and I'm her SEX-bunny. You are suppose to shout
the SEX part. We both are hot chocolate whores.
She's the goth one out of the group plus she's got boobs big enough to
start it's own planet.
Yes she's single and yes she thinks you are ugly, unless you look like
Johnny Depp.
Message her boys! She's SINGLE!
I use to be
normal...
Until I met these
losers I call my
BEST
FRIENDS...
Jamie
is my hot lesbian lover! Haha just kidding... In my wet dreams...
She's my protector, my lawyer and my MUSCLE MAN (with a vagina)! When
mean people make fun of me... It's Jamie who they have to face!
Standing almost 6 feet tall, she may look like some skinny blonde chick
but she's like a blonde XENA!
She's crazy talented when it comes to making voices. I've known Jamie
just as long as Britt, she's my second white sister.
Message her boys! She's SINGLE!
Just when you thought you were the
center of
ATTENTION
[ W e s h o w e d u p ]
Emily
my drinking buddy!!! I just love being with her cause we crack each
other up!
And we both can't hold our liquor PLUS we both get "boners"... Ok the
boner part is an inside joke.
She wase my first girl-girl kiss <3
Message her boys! She's SINGLE!
We're not
cocky...
We're just better than you <3
Man...
Justine here is the crazy BOMBSHELL! Once Justine is in the house all
heads WILL turn.
She has the coolest laugh ever. She'll throw her head back and laugh
like... a laughing bombshell. Hehe...
She can be anything you want her to be... *wink. Always cheerful and
full of energy. I love this girl!
Message her boys! She's SINGLE!
There's no better
mirror than a
Best
Friend
Taline
and I have known each other since 7th grade. That was over a decade ago! She is
a scaredy-cat who seems to have no problem laughing at death... Everytime I get
into a near death experience with her, she ends up laughing hysterically. She's
a hot single mama of two beautiful boys! Oh and did I mention she has a really
nice ASS too? Yup.
Message her boys! She's SINGLE!
I
am
NOT looking for the
love
of my life over the
internet.
How
I found myspace
I use to go on this one site: SYWMD.COM all the time and one day
someone told me I should join MYSPACE and that it's actually free. Well
I thought why not, so I signed up for it and didn't touch it for like 4
months. When I got back on it was CRAZY!!! First of all almost EVERYONE
I knew in real life had a MYSPACE so that was fun, not to mention ppl I
lost contact with actually found me here! So... Seven thousand friends
later....
Friends ONLY!
I am on myspace strictly for friends and to entertain people.
It's true that I add everyone and I give everyone the same opening
message... BUT! I don't reply back to everyone, especially the idiots
that message me everyday with the same stupid message: "YOU'RE HOT I
WANNA BANG YOU"
Now you know, if you actually get a reply back it means I'm cool with
you.
Annoying
shit that most ppl do
Ya I know I have a lot of friends. I don't go around begging ppl to WHORE
ME,
or go on profiles with lots of friends and leave "ADD
ME"
comments to advertise myself. The only friend request I send out are to
random hot girls and to ppl I know in real life. All the other ones
were sent to me. I don't post up stupid bulletins like: "Yo hit up my
page" or "COMMENT ON DA PICS"
Whether you want to comment on my pictures or profile is all up to you.
I don't go begging or commanding.
Graphics
& HTML
Everything you see here I did myself. I make my own graphics and added
my own html. If you need help with your profile just gimme a message
and I'll be more than happy to help cause I know how confusing html is
to beginners... And if you are a girl I might even make you a layout
for free! Message me and ask.
THE BEST
I
will get your attention 
I do not reply to boring messages such
as: "Hi how are you" because I get that about 50 times a day.